earnest, weird, and dark

if you don’t like my peaches, don’t shake my tree

[galesong]

[wizardarchetypes]

just saw a listing for a free grandfather clock and all i can say is my flatmates are lucky i'm on mood stabilizers

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[echopeople]

[scribefindegil]

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

[not100bees]

Dear Connor, I feel like I can call you Connor because you and me are so alike. I'd like to meet you one day, it would be great to watch a movie. I know I can't act as good as you but I think you'd be impressed with my ability. I love your hair, you run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about and more. I know you have no been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did. I hope you write back this time, and we can become good friends. I am sure our relationship would be a real buddy comedy!

[materialistses]

Samara Weaving on the set of READY OR NOT 2: HERE I COME

[dailyflicks]

SCARY MOVIE 6 (2026) dir. Michael Tiddes

[mangonetics]

Yo, heads up on the elizabeth holms post from 2014. Came out years ago that she was actually running a huge scam with the blood thing and is perhaps not so girlboss

You are an enemy to women

[staryiu]

uncertain abt where i will be sleeping tonight. ive tucked a smallish dog into my bed. i guess i will curl up in the corner..as an action of love

[tylostoma]

whatever man.. go fuck the fuck guy for fuck....

[grapehyasynth]

Baby green herons I love you so much

[charl0ttan]

having twenty dollars changes me into a terible creature who is bent on spending twenty dollars at any cost

[galesong]

I’M A WIFE I’M A KID I’M DESTROYED I’M A BITCH I’M TOO DRUNK I CAN’T SLEEP I CAN’T FEEL I’M AFRAID

[pusheen]

[stroebe2]

Friyay... Starts Now.

[beemovieerotica]

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"