Take me as I am or watch me as I go.

Be the person your dog thinks you are. We won't have a society if we destroy the environment

[freddiefreemansbestfriend]

[rosamundpike]

[2000ish]

13 Going on 30 (2004)

[the-sunflower-spaceman]

Browsing antique stores is always the most wild fucking time. I found an insanely cursed Sean Connery Barbie in my favorite antique store which is nothing new there are like 20 super cursed dolls in that store but they sell men’s flannels for $12 so

[the-sunflower-spaceman]

The antique store with like 50 pocket dimensions underneath it is playing “What A Feeling” from Flashdance. There’s a giant bloody wooden tooth hanging from chains. This is so surreal

[the-sunflower-spaceman]

FYI I was using bloody as in there is red splatters on the roots of the teeth not the expletive

Shaggy Rogers is here and he has a giant beard

[the-sunflower-spaceman]

There is a Greco Roman helmet in one of the the pocket dimensions on top of a typewriter

[the-sunflower-spaceman]

THERE IS SECRET LIBRARY ???????

[the-sunflower-spaceman]

People have definitely fucked up here. I can sense it.

[the-sunflower-spaceman]

This door doesn’t even wiggle there’s no way that lock is what’s keeping it closed

[the-sunflower-spaceman]

What the fuck

[the-sunflower-spaceman]

Y’all I’m gonna die going up this

[the-sunflower-spaceman]

This place is so terrifying im looking for bodies now

[the-sunflower-spaceman]

Trying to find exit. I’m actually starting to get anxious now.

[the-sunflower-spaceman]

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[cryptidcaper]

Jules walked into silent hill

[drawhimacrown-deactivated202002]

So I have absolutely been inside this specific antique store (unless this is a pocket dimension that exists in many places, the store I know of is in downtown tacoma, WA). It’s spooky as hell, you can’t ever find anyone working there (the one time I did find a clerk he looked like he hadn’t left this garbage mansion in years, his hair was ginger and way too long and way too crunchy), it’s always disturbingly quiet despite being on a main downtown street, and to leave you have to meditate on that desire to summon an exit less you be trapped forever. The floors are incredibly uneven with lots of ramps and rooms on a slope. The library is my favorite part. There’s chairs and shit hanging from the ceiling all over the place. There are several false doors and windows. The inside in undeniably larger than the outside. This place is filled with a miasthma of chaotic energy.

To heal your soul, I recommend going to Mad Hat Tea just around the corner which also has a very real Vibe but it is healing and calming to a magical degree. A classmate of mine said once she had a terrible cold and went to Mad Hat between classes and asked the woman to give her something good for colds, she drank it without question and immediately her cold was gone. Shit theres so many like, old-magic-aura areas in downtown Tacoma guys, it’s crazy.

[gotabonetapick-deactivated20200]

What’s it called when a furry says they’re sorry?

[thegameboykid]

What?

[gotabonetapick-deactivated20200]

An anthropology.

[dogsenpai]

[hivemind-turtles]

I nearly threw my phone

[nuclearhearts]

my humble opinion is that men that dont do any housework should die

[mementt0mori-deactivated2020051]

you just killed my brothers

[nuclearhearts]

you’re welcome :)

[maybe-you-need-this]

[okay]

leave a toxic relationship and fall back in love with yourself

[bestviralposts]

MY FUTURE CHILDREN EVERYONE! 🐶🐶🐶

credit/owner: @Sheryl / fb

[thepharaoh-god]

Shi tzu❤️❤️

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

[folklifestyle]

[racheldotgov-deactivated2016123]

i personally love to over analyze everything and suffer

[omnybus]

Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”

You really have lost control of your life.

[omnybus]

I may have gone overboard with this

[weloveshortvideos]

dogs are so pure

[sushinfood]

this dog is literally trying to lie about not digging a hole

i love this dog

[polyglotplatypus]

i love how baby axolotl just look like organic funko pops

[polyglotplatypus]

fucking superb you funky little water salamanders

[kierstinlapatka]

Snippet from my garbage bag test, also currently known as the mer-leech! 

Longer, more detailed video is on my Patreon! 

[argumate]

not gonna lie, if I saw this in the pool I would scream at a frequency high enough to smash glass

[sindri42]

Nice

[unsounded]

[loversdreamersandyou]