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FanFics and posts about KakuHida

[felyxxx]

⇓ My AO3 Fics ⇓

Last update: 08. 07. 2026 (22) Currently 🔥: Winged (6/?) and Switched (5/?)

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Switched (1/?)🔞

Freaky Friday but Make It Akatsuki.

After midnight (1/1)C, A⭕️

Hidan reveals the dark and painful details of his past. But why is Hidan telling all this to Kakuzu?

Two Words (1/1)⭕️

Just a very short one-shot about boys being a little bit nervous for a pretty big reason.

Sasori’s little experiment (1/1)🔞

Hidan learns a lesson from Sasori—the hard way. Now, Kakuzu is left to deal with the aftermath.

Drunken Truth 2 (1/1) ⭕️

Roles got reversed in another story where Hidan is the one getting drunk and maybe talking way too much. Lanterns, pirates and wedding.

Drunken truth (1/1) 🚫

Kakuzu doesn’t drink—ever. But one night in a nearly empty bar, with a bottle of sake between them, Hidan discovers an unexpected side of his partner.

Excuse me, sir, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior, Jashim-sama? (1/1)AU 🔞

Hidan goes door-to-door spreading his religion, but one particular infidel gives him a "hard" time, testing not only his devotion.

Winged (3/?) AU🚫

Kakuzu has no idea that he’s rescued a guardian angel named Hidan. As their worlds collide, Hidan's playful charm and Kakuzus's past draw them into a dangerous dance between Heaven and Hell.

Hearts of the past (2/2) A,🚫

Hidan uncovers a side of Kakuzu he never knew existed. Beneath the mask of greed and rage lies a history of betrayal and loss of all that mattered.

For you have sinned (1/1) A,🚫

Kakuzu faces power beyond his abilities, and must confront truths about the past, his bond with Hidan, and his place in the game of gods and mortals.

Stuck (1/1) 🔞

Hidan chases a cat through a hole in a wall and gets stuck. What the hell is the stranger back there doing, and where the fuck is Kakuzu?

What happens in a motel (1/1) 🔞

Kakuzu was caught off guard by seeing Hidan in a compromising position with a stranger in a motel room.

Blood Bear Legend (1/1) C, ⭕️

Akatsuki members encounter an old lady spinning a tale of a legendary bear-beast with elemental powers.

Cold desert night (1/1) A,⭕️

For the last couple of weeks, Kakuzu nights have been restless.

Rest now (1/1/) C,🔞

In the aftermath of Sasori's death and Deidara's injury, Kakuzu finds himself drawn to the vulnerable artist's side.

Marks on my skin (1/1) 🔞

Hidan begs for a night at a hot spring hotel. Kakuzu's revelation of his past leads to a rare moment of vulnerability.

Domesticity (1/1) A,🚫

Kakuzu and Hidan navigate a surprising domestic life, reflecting the journey from partners to something more everlasting.

Subway (5/stop) AU,🔞

In a bustling subway, Hidan meets his idol, the pornstar Kakuzu, setting off on a journey of self-discovery into newfound desires.

Flames (1/1) 🔞

After a mission filled with chaos and carnage, Kakuzu and Hidan ignite a blazing storm of desire.

Game of Truth (1/1) C, A,⭕

The Akatsuki play a revealing game where deadly secrets and unexpected confessions come to light.

MonkFish (1/1) ⭕

Kakuzu and Hidan catch more than just fish on the beach; perhaps they are catching feelings.

Morning symphony (1/1) C, A,⭕

Kakuzu and Hidan, tasked to patrol the camp perimeter, unexpectedly find a surprising opportunity for connection.

♡⎊♡⎊♡⎊♡⎊♡⎊♡⎊♡⎊♡⎊♡⎊♡

YOU CAN READ MORE ABOUT EACH STORY UNDER #authors note

C=Campfire Stories, A=Akai Ito, AU=Alternate Universe, ⭕🚫🔞=Spicy level

[felyxxx]

KAKUHIDA - Night routine

[From Kakuzu’s room]

Kakuzu: "TWENTY-SEVEN THOUSAND EIGHT HUNDRED AND NINETY! AND FIFTY CENTS!"

[From Hidan’s room, louder]

Hidan: "JASHIN DEMANDS BLOOD, YOU CHEAP BASTARD!"

[From Kakuzu’s room, really loud]

Kakuzu: "TWENTY-SEVEN THOUSAND EIGHT HUNDRED AND NINETY! AND EIGHTY CENTS!!"

[From Hidan’s room, even louder]

Hidan: "ACCEPT HIS GLORY, YOU FILTHY CAPITALIST!"

[Kisame, half-asleep, stumbles into the kitchen in his pyjamas, hugging Samehada]

Kisame: “What the hell is going on?!”

[Deidara strolls casually out of the kitchen with a cup of coffee, utterly unfazed]

Deidara: “Oh, that? Nah, it’s just their bedtime routine, un.”

Kisame: “…Bedtime routine?? That sounds like the opposite of sleep.”

Deidara sipping coffee: “Hidan prays to annoy Kakuzu. Kakuzu counts money louder to annoy Hidan. It’s been going on for weeks. Last night I heard Hidan hammering something to the floor, and Kakuzu started marching down the hall, banging briefcases together.”

[From Kakuzu’s room, shouting louder]

Kakuzu: "SIXTY-FOUR THOUSAND, TWO HUNDRED AND TWENTY-ONE—AND I’M ADDING INTEREST!"

[From Hidan’s room, screaming like a madman] Hidan: "I CONSECRATE THIS HOUSE IN THE NAME OF JASHIN—AND I'M USING YOUR TAX RETURNS ON CARPETING!"

[Kisame slowly turns to Deidara, deeply disturbed]

Kisame: “…Should we stop them?”

Deidara shrugging: “I tried once. Got hit with a coin and a bone fragment. Learned my lesson, un.”

[From Hidan's rooms, the sounds of metal grinding and demonic verses]

Hidan: "JAAAASHIIIIIN!!! SMITE THIS GREEDY HERETIC WITH A DECLINED CREDIT CARD!"

[From Kakuzu's rooms, the tinny sound of a megaphone turned on at full volume]

Kakuzu: "EIGHTY-NINE THOUSAND, NINE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY-THREE! AND I JUST FOUND A COUPON!!"

Kisame: “…I’m sleeping outside tonight.”

Deidara nodding: “Smart choice, un.”

🛏️💤🛏️💤🛏️💤🛏️💤🛏️💤🛏️💤🛏️💤

[felyxxx]

Literally Kakuzu last night:

[the-ninth-heaven]

10/24: Flower Language

[kakuhidaweek]

Prompts List // Creation Period Begins!

behold, our prompts list for the 2025 season of KakuHida Week! Yes, there are MORE prompts this year--feedback from the previous 2024 season had folks asking for a greater variety to work with, so we expanded the posting period to test out!

Remember, you do not have to complete every prompt available! Plenty of folks have focused their entire celebration on two or three, while others go for as many as they can. It is what works best you to have fun ;)

2025 Prompts List (alt. text)

10/20: Centuries Later / Undercover Husbands

10/21: Yakuza AU / Feeling Nostalgic

10/22: Finding You in Every Universe / Retro-Space

10/23: Modern Times / Empathy, Please

10/24: “Why are you like this?” / Flower Language

10/25: Seeing Red / “We can agree to disagree…”

10/26: The Apocalypse / Domestic Bliss

10/27: “Are you out there, Jashin?” / Arranged Marriage

10/28: Flirt n’ Fight / “Of course you can change the past!”

10/29: Pre-History / Hatred & Loathing

10/30: “Can you forgive me?” /Squid Games

10/31: Holding Hands As the World Falls Apart / Glam Punk

11/01: “Did you just do something romantic? For me?” / Death Grip

11/02: “I’ve had a shit day—you gonna make it better or worse?” / Third Wheelin’

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[narutostale]

Rip good sir 🥲🕊️

[kakuhidaweek]

It's Time to Get Spooky!

❣️KakuHida Timeline 2025❣️

• Prompt Submissions: 8/1 - 8/15

• Prompt Voting: 8/16 ~ 8/24

• Prompt Release: by 8/26

• Creation Period: 8/26 - 10/20

• Posting: 10/20 - 11/2 (yes two weeks!)

• Late Period: 11/3 - 11/9

more detailed information (guidelines/FAQs, general information), please go to here on our main page! Links added as we go.

~ mod G-P 🍄

[felyxxx]

KAKUHIDA - Night routine

[From Kakuzu’s room]

Kakuzu: "TWENTY-SEVEN THOUSAND EIGHT HUNDRED AND NINETY! AND FIFTY CENTS!"

[From Hidan’s room, louder]

Hidan: "JASHIN DEMANDS BLOOD, YOU CHEAP BASTARD!"

[From Kakuzu’s room, really loud]

Kakuzu: "TWENTY-SEVEN THOUSAND EIGHT HUNDRED AND NINETY! AND EIGHTY CENTS!!"

[From Hidan’s room, even louder]

Hidan: "ACCEPT HIS GLORY, YOU FILTHY CAPITALIST!"

[Kisame, half-asleep, stumbles into the kitchen in his pyjamas, hugging Samehada]

Kisame: “What the hell is going on?!”

[Deidara strolls casually out of the kitchen with a cup of coffee, utterly unfazed]

Deidara: “Oh, that? Nah, it’s just their bedtime routine, un.”

Kisame: “…Bedtime routine?? That sounds like the opposite of sleep.”

Deidara sipping coffee: “Hidan prays to annoy Kakuzu. Kakuzu counts money louder to annoy Hidan. It’s been going on for weeks. Last night I heard Hidan hammering something to the floor, and Kakuzu started marching down the hall, banging briefcases together.”

[From Kakuzu’s room, shouting louder]

Kakuzu: "SIXTY-FOUR THOUSAND, TWO HUNDRED AND TWENTY-ONE—AND I’M ADDING INTEREST!"

[From Hidan’s room, screaming like a madman] Hidan: "I CONSECRATE THIS HOUSE IN THE NAME OF JASHIN—AND I'M USING YOUR TAX RETURNS ON CARPETING!"

[Kisame slowly turns to Deidara, deeply disturbed]

Kisame: “…Should we stop them?”

Deidara shrugging: “I tried once. Got hit with a coin and a bone fragment. Learned my lesson, un.”

[From Hidan's rooms, the sounds of metal grinding and demonic verses]

Hidan: "JAAAASHIIIIIN!!! SMITE THIS GREEDY HERETIC WITH A DECLINED CREDIT CARD!"

[From Kakuzu's rooms, the tinny sound of a megaphone turned on at full volume]

Kakuzu: "EIGHTY-NINE THOUSAND, NINE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY-THREE! AND I JUST FOUND A COUPON!!"

Kisame: “…I’m sleeping outside tonight.”

Deidara nodding: “Smart choice, un.”

🛏️💤🛏️💤🛏️💤🛏️💤🛏️💤🛏️💤🛏️💤

[genpero]

The vampire hunt wasn't as successful as Kakuzu had planned

[felyxxx]

⇓ My AO3 Fics ⇓

Last update: 14. 07. 2025 (22) Currently 🔥: Winged (5/?) and switched (1/?)

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Switched (1/?)🔞

Freaky Friday but Make It Akatsuki.

After midnight (1/1)C, A⭕️

Hidan reveals the dark and painful details of his past. But why is Hidan telling all this to Kakuzu?

Two Words (1/1)⭕️

Just a very short one-shot about boys being a little bit nervous for a pretty big reason.

Sasori’s little experiment (1/1)🔞

Hidan learns a lesson from Sasori—the hard way. Now, Kakuzu is left to deal with the aftermath.

Drunken Truth 2 (1/1) ⭕️

Roles got reversed in another story where Hidan is the one getting drunk and maybe talking way too much. Lanterns, pirates and wedding.

Drunken truth (1/1) 🚫

Kakuzu doesn’t drink—ever. But one night in a nearly empty bar, with a bottle of sake between them, Hidan discovers an unexpected side of his partner.

Excuse me, sir, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior, Jashim-sama? (1/1)AU 🔞

Hidan goes door-to-door spreading his religion, but one particular infidel gives him a "hard" time, testing not only his devotion.

Winged (3/?) AU🚫

Kakuzu has no idea that he’s rescued a guardian angel named Hidan. As their worlds collide, Hidan's playful charm and Kakuzus's past draw them into a dangerous dance between Heaven and Hell.

Hearts of the past (2/2) A,🚫

Hidan uncovers a side of Kakuzu he never knew existed. Beneath the mask of greed and rage lies a history of betrayal and loss of all that mattered.

For you have sinned (1/1) A,🚫

Kakuzu faces power beyond his abilities, and must confront truths about the past, his bond with Hidan, and his place in the game of gods and mortals.

Stuck (1/1) 🔞

Hidan chases a cat through a hole in a wall and gets stuck. What the hell is the stranger back there doing, and where the fuck is Kakuzu?

What happens in a motel (1/1) 🔞

Kakuzu was caught off guard by seeing Hidan in a compromising position with a stranger in a motel room.

Blood Bear Legend (1/1) C, ⭕️

Akatsuki members encounter an old lady spinning a tale of a legendary bear-beast with elemental powers.

Cold desert night (1/1) A,⭕️

For the last couple of weeks, Kakuzu nights have been restless.

Rest now (1/1/) C,🔞

In the aftermath of Sasori's death and Deidara's injury, Kakuzu finds himself drawn to the vulnerable artist's side.

Marks on my skin (1/1) 🔞

Hidan begs for a night at a hot spring hotel. Kakuzu's revelation of his past leads to a rare moment of vulnerability.

Domesticity (1/1) A,🚫

Kakuzu and Hidan navigate a surprising domestic life, reflecting the journey from partners to something more everlasting.

Subway (5/stop) AU,🔞

In a bustling subway, Hidan meets his idol, the pornstar Kakuzu, setting off on a journey of self-discovery into newfound desires.

Flames (1/1) 🔞

After a mission filled with chaos and carnage, Kakuzu and Hidan ignite a blazing storm of desire.

Game of Truth (1/1) C, A,⭕

The Akatsuki play a revealing game where deadly secrets and unexpected confessions come to light.

MonkFish (1/1) ⭕

Kakuzu and Hidan catch more than just fish on the beach; perhaps they are catching feelings.

Morning symphony (1/1) C, A,⭕

Kakuzu and Hidan, tasked to patrol the camp perimeter, unexpectedly find a surprising opportunity for connection.

♡⎊♡⎊♡⎊♡⎊♡⎊♡⎊♡⎊♡⎊♡⎊♡

YOU CAN READ MORE ABOUT EACH STORY UNDER #authors note

C=Campfire Stories, A=Akai Ito, AU=Alternate Universe, ⭕🚫🔞=Spicy level

[felyxxx]

Back from the dead and posting 🔥

[zombie-honeymoon]

latest fanfics opening lines

Rules: Post the first line of your ten seven (I did eight because I can't count) most recently published fanfics, and then tag ten six four (how ever many you want) other users to do the same!

Tagged by @mayonayys thank you!

Tagging @lavender-long-stories @latart @foriamproud @felyxxx @guroseinsei @justanotherfoolhere I don't know who else to tag for this...I don't even know who goes here anymore :(

-Creatures in Heaven

Kisame inhaled deeply.

-Mall Santa

The line to see Santa took longer than they expected it to, full of families with babies and toddlers, most of whom were crying.

-My Treat

“Do you have an appointment?” A young woman in a button down shirt, and blue hair asked from behind a desk while looking Hidan up and down as she stopped him from passing through any further. 

-Asleep on the Couch

Home late after working overtime, Kakuzu walked into their apartment to find Hidan sound asleep, lying stretched out across the length of the couch, a book held loosely in his hands that rested on his bare chest. 

-Guilty Pleasure

As Kakuzu tucks his shirt back into his trousers and adjusts his tie, Hidan is already out of his office and looking like nothing’s amiss—aside from a grin he just can't seem to hide paired with a fading orgasmic flush that colors his face and throat.

-Honeymoon at the Clown Motel

Hidan checked the calender, sighed dramatically, then cleared his throat as he pulled out a chair from the table and sat across from Kakuzu.

-At One A.M.

“It’s late.” Kisame yawns and plays with the hair at the back of Hidan’s neck.

-Your Favorite Blood Donor

“That one is all yours,” Ino whispered loudly as she ducked away into the back room where Sakura knew she was just going to sit and look at her phone. 

[felyxxx]

latest fanfics opening lines

Rules: Post the first line of your ten seven (I did eight because I can't count) most recently published fanfics, and then tag tensix four (how ever many you want) other users to do the same!

Tagged by @zombie-honeymoon

And I have absolutely no idea who to tag, cause I use this as my personal KakuHidan kink blog rather than use it properly and connect with people with a similar mind. Might tag later :D ALL KAKU/HIDA ↓

After mightnight (3,024 words)

Kakuzu sat by the campfire long after the rest of the Akatsuki members had slept.

Two Words (708 words)

Hidan could hear his own heartbeat pounding in his ears.

Sasori’s little experiment (3,852 words)

Kakuzu entered Sasori’s lab, and the sharp scent of antiseptics hit him immediately.

Drunken truth 2 (1,716 words)

The night was warm, as summer nights tend to be, and the air carried the gentle hum of excitement.

Drunken truth (2,412 words)

The bar was quiet, the kind of quiet that only came in the final hours of the night.

Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior, Jashim-sama? (13,099 words)

“Excuse me, sir, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior, Jashin-sama?”

Hearts of the past (6,204 words)

Kakuzu and Hidan had been on countless missions together, their partnership forged in blood and the thrill of battle. 

For you have sinned (3,163 words)

In the depths of darkness, Kakuzu's consciousness slowly awakens to an unfamiliar realm. 

Stuck (4,746 words)

Hidan and Kakuzu sat at the table in a small, busy restaurant tucked away in a quiet corner of a town they had just passed through.

What happens in a motel (1,849 words)

Kakuzu trudged back to the motel, the weight of their latest mission heavy on his shoulders.

[ilykkz]

a little sketch cause I've been facing trials and tribulations at uni

[kseniacho]

yep i’m rewatching the series of the Immortal Devastators arc.

(don't you think there should be more blood after the explosion?)

[felyxxx]

I know it's cheesy and maybe not important for anybody other than me. But I'm so excited. 1,000 likes are awesome ❤️❤️❤️

More so, because I just reached 1,000 kudos on AO3 and 10,000 hits ✨️🫀✨️

So thank you all, you're all amazing, love you

[fg083nrt]

more deepsea creatures 🐙🐟

[felyxxx]

Hidan's Headcanons part 1

Appearance

From eyelashes down, Hidan has no body hair.

His body might have been burned apart from his head, and no other hair grew back.

Hidan wasn't born with silver/white hair and magenta eyes.

It is the result of the Jashin church experiment that made him immortal.

Or he was born albino and that's why the church of Jashin chose him.

He has no shame about his body and being naked.

Growing up in Yugakure, nudity was something natural.

In cursed form, Hidan had all of his "bone" marking symmetrical, BUT his face.

Under his left eye, there is a missing mark. It was Hidan’s childhood trauma fracture.

[fg083nrt]

I don't think I posted these here, but these are my favorite interactions from the Impact Game—just the old married couple banter 🫶

full compilation

[rhinestone-ants]

Why does hidan cost 1 dollar less then kakuzu