FEMA EXPERT

Ninah oc Irene’s ex-boyfriend lol “If you see my girlfriend, let me know. I miss her.” CREATOR: GOTHIC LEVI

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“I’m proud to be apart of FEMA. Even if that meant I have blood on my hands.”

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Mod note: Welp, y’all wanted him to a have blog so yep.

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This is FEMA expert’s ask blog. You can ask him questions or rp with him. (Though fair warning, he can be unsavory.)

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Info on him:

- His name is Ivan

- 29 years old

- ex-boyfriend of Ex-Reporter/Irene

- Bro murdered Motya when he had an argument with him 💔

- He probably is a sociopath so be warned

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Mod info: [I forgot I never do this]

Leviathan/Levi (or Lever.)

Portuguese 🇵🇹 (but lives in America)

a minor (haha so no pedos)

Trans man (he/they)

Literally dumb when it comes to roleplaying so bear with me XD

Mod is asexual

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Rules:

- no homophobic, transphobic, racist, or just rude asks. (Be rude to him not the mod)

- Oc x Oc is approved

- No NSFW asks (mod is a minor and asexual), freaky asks are fine but don’t make it too NSFW

- have fun

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Accounts to follow:

- @ask-the-rambling-artist (MOTYAAAAAA)

- @asking-the-ex-reporter ( The woman bro doesn’t deserve)

- @gothic-levi-arts (MOD)

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ASK AWAY PEEPS!!

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It's a ghost cookie! You can still eat it!

*dead*

Really? Then, in that case, whatever.

*Ivan just eats the cookie, but more in little nibbles.

What is even in this??

[fema-expert-blogging]

*gives you a cookie* Don't worry it's not poisoned or anything I promise! I'm just making some cookie rounds!

🍪

*dead*

How the hell am I supposed to eat the cookie if I’m dead? Listen, I like the offer, seems tempting. But I literally can’t eat shit anymore.

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Rookie's BALD BC OF YOU

*dead*

Oh my god- Is he?!

I need to see-

[thefemarookie]

“CORRECTION ANON. I HAVE A BUZZCUT. WHO ARE YOU EVEN TALKING TO?”

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*dead*

Oh shit- I forgot I’m dead. HE CANT EVEN SEE ME, FUCK.

Though that haircut does look like shit…whoever did that needs to go to jail..

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Rookie's BALD BC OF YOU

*dead*

Oh my god- Is he?!

I need to see-

[asking-the-ex-reporter]

// ooc

College Irene and Ivan

Ivan put Irene down you bitch.

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*dead*

Perks of being dead?

Haunt Renee because she didn't take me back and decided to be with that Bible lady.

(He means Irene 💔)

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Whats your opinion on the homeowner? He seems like a really nice guy....

@blindedmann

Eh...Honestly, no real opinion to him. But, he does seem like a guy FEMA would want to hire.

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you stink

FUCK YOU!

(I know Ivan is dead but it's funny to answer as if he is alive)

[gothic-levi-arts]

Btw chat. Just a heads up, I’ll be going to Portugal on June 9th so I will be inactive for a while due to having to go on two flights. Mostly I will be active when in between connecting flights, not sure.

Just saying it right now in case I don’t answer asks on that day.

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haha I guess Ivan did become Ivy

Well fuck you too, bitch.

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I Drew Your Baby

His Name Is Bartholomew The 45th, You Don't Get To Name Him

He's so fucking ugly...ew.

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// so we all remember when I said this rightt?

Well…

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*turns you into a female for uhhh 5 asks*

*poof!*

What…THE ACTUAL FUCK..?

[gothic-levi-arts]

Low-key my ninah ocs in comment sections

( + @mrscheonmi )

[nalahoney]

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Heyyyy when will we be going back to normal and dude what’s going on in the world right now? Everyone keeps saying the sun is burnin

- @stoneddudee

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The sun literally IS burning most of us alive. Every news outlet has been saying that for months. The hell are you on..?

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But to answer that question, we aren’t quite sure when this situation will end.

[stoneddudee]

Damn dude, didn’t know that.. I live under a rock I guess haha

You guys aren’t sure?? What am I going to do until then

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Tch…I can see that.

The best you can do is stay indoors during the day as the sun can literally turn yiu into a crisp. Oh, and when it’s nighttime, best be careful. Those dam visitors keep multiplying..

[stoneddudee]

Thanks man for helping me out, everyone says the same thing. This all sounds like something straight out of the tv!

Visitors? What are those??

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Visitors are anomalies that have been taking control of what you may call regular people, most of our studies and tests have shown they come from already dead people.

So, basically like zombies but with more consciousness.

[stoneddudee]

That’s crazy man, regular people that are like zombies?? I can’t believe this.. thanks man for answering my questions

[fema-expert-blogging]

Eh, not a problem..