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I want to do something I will regret but in a good way but also not make it easy.

If this post gets 500 notes before July 1st 2026 then I'm not allowed to masterbate unless I'm on cam in discord for the entire month of July. (Exceptions may be made in terms of mental health and consent of everyone in the discord including myself.)

And I want to be super bullied so spam replies and reblogs don't count. 😤

#I hope this gets so many notes that you need to do this for two months <3

puppygirldick

Jacek Yerka - Tsunami --

gummybearattacktheworldofdespair

therustyskull

@ralfmaximus Showers that will kill you

ralfmaximus

Holy shit I thought this was a Sims bit or someone playing with CAD software, but the last few seconds knocked me out

batbetbitbotbut

@thebibliosphere I'm pretty sure you are the appropriate recipient for other people's terrifying home renovation choices

derovalfnolem

rocatex-deactivated20260317

this feels like dragging around a mummified corpse thats dressed as a clown

boringkate

Literally nobody:

Sabrina The Teenage Witch's Salem the Cat: I'm gonna force feminize Archie.

libraford

Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.

Its surprisingly tasty????

libraford

Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.

-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)

-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt

-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint

-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.

libraford

I have been reminded of:

-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.

libraford

I have now been informed of

-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.

libraford

"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."

-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-

"... ah."

juney-blues

I sure love living inside this fancy computer of yours ^_^

it was so fun hopping servers and crossing undersea cables to be here on your screen right now! :3

I think i saw a shark on my way here, but I was moving so fast it was really hard to tell! :O

r0yalstar

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO DECT!! ✨✨

shiftythrifting

Cat pillow that's all back no face

Vinnie's North Sydney Australia

it's like one of those time out dolls but for cats

evisxerate

fae-kitti

It’s hump day :))

links

brightgoat

my minecraft dog

cherryhatter-deactivated2015072

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

visibun

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

drtanner

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

brightgoat

I adore how absolutely unhinged Steve looks half the time. I look into this man’s eyes and see whimsy borne from the most macabre of circumstances. I would be horrified to come within ten feet of him.

Don’t get me wrong, he seems lovely! Just… Whew! Is he alright over there?

They got some stuff to figure out definitely let's say that for now-

Thank you though, glad you like them hehe, you got that right about them. Gonna take this as an excuse to talk about my Steve:

I'm making them to be the incarnate of the quintessential Minecraft experience/player. They are adventurous, creative, driven but also get bored easily, easily distractable and this culminates in them doing things that leave all other world inhabitants (villagers, illagers, piglins-) completely speechless.

They made an army of wolves to attack the Woodland Mansion with. They made a rollercoaster to launch creepers into the sun with. They gave themselves a challenge to live in a Pillager outpost despite Pillagers constantly returning (respawning) there. Gave themselves every effect (how did we get here achievement). Ice boat highways through lava falls in the Nether. They fought the Elder Guardians using air pockets made from doors and dragged a cow down there to constantly drink milk to counter the miner fatigue effect. After taking over the Ocean Monument they made it into an underwater cow sanctuary. Sees just how much they can get away by putting mobs in boats. Built a nether portal in the trial chambers cuz they wanted the Blaze and Breeze to meet to see what happens. Giant mob-shaped monoliths/statues in the desert cuz why not. Plays matchmaker with Villagers.

Basically, average Minecraft player stuff.

And to do all this they have to be a bit unhinged! And full of love for doing it!! And it's easy to be that way when you can't die and need an outlet for loneliness, cuz if you're not doing things, you'll realise the state you're in.

Cuz of course part of the Minecraft experience is also existentialism and unreality horror so we gotta include that.