come the fuck in.

[ neither soft nor pure ] Lisa: 38, Australian, grumpy, feminist, never calm. The Spiders Georg of everything. Hobbies include making rods for my own back and looking back in anger. Likes florals, blue cheese, gin, fancy pyjamas, history. Favourite spectator sports are tennis and leadership spills. VERY MUCH ABOUT DOGS. Also into cats. [ 90s Playlist Project ] [ 80s Playlist Project ] [ 1979 Playlist ] SIDE BLOGS [ bywoods ] [ a sea of storms ] [ a brief eternity ] [ sinbutton : nsfw ] [ Lizards That Look Like Tom Hiddleston ]

[1000drawings]

by spacefrogdesigns

[feminesque]

No. Absolutely not. Also why would a movement for women have a poster *boy* you solipsistic fucker?

[feminesque]

That is the service you are meant to provide asshats.

[feminesque]

[cinematic-literature]

Hannibal S03E10 (…And the Woman Clothed in Sun)

Martini à la Reba McClane, with a few drops of vermouth and two olives // she serves it to Francis Dolarhyde

The beauty of the glassware ♥

[feminesque]

I still think about these glasses every time I have a martini. And I want them.

[sonandheirofnothinginparticular]

[evolution-incarnate]

WE GOT A MEGALODON SKULL

APPARENTLY it  was in a private collection now is at  Sauriermuseum in zurich

it hasnt been described yet but its being worked 

[bunjywunjy]

HOLY SHIT FF HOLY SHIT

[pervocracy]

are you ready for my favorite fact?

If you leave a hamster wheel out in the forest, wild mice will come and run on it.

that is my favorite fact

[blueelectricangels]

Bobcats and lynx will sit in cardboard boxes abandoned in the middle of the forest.

I asked the lynx researcher who told me this why, and he said “Cats, man” and shrugged.

[feminesque]

Ok but how can you state this wheel fact without linking all the videos, sir?

House mouse

Frog

Slug

[filenames]

auto_resolve.webm

[icecream-noodle]

The mental shift between realising this is animated.

[yugirimistwalker]

there are so many things great about this aside from how hardcore this mosh pit is

- the shield that gets launched into the stratosphere as soon as the armies collide - the guy on the left side who somehow manages to do a complete 180 in all of the mayhem and dives out of frame -the guy on the right side who decides not to get involved and runs right past the camera - the final dude who trips in the least natural way possible

[fire-is-her-water]

My doggo, Ezri, who rarely barks and mostly borks.

When I got her, she’d been abused and would cower and pee at almost everything, and had been mistreated when she’d barked, so she never would. One day months after I had her she got excited on a walk and borked at a bird, and then immediately cower-peed. I had to re-teach her to bark by gathering her whole human pack and having everyone bark and howl and feed her treats and pet her till she got excited enough to join in, and then got more treats. Took a while but I was able to teach her to bork on command (and she’s gotta be excited or she just stares at me like “Sorry, the bork system needs charging”) and she’ll do it happily when she’s excited to go for a walk or upon seeing a friend, and at birds. I love her croaky borking, especially when she started off terrified of making a joyful noise.

[merak-zoran]

[corvigae]

What kind of dog is Ezri? I love her!!

[fire-is-her-water]

I… did not expect this post to blow up this much but I am delighted at all the tags and replies and Ezri has been told the internet thinks she’s a Very Good Dog. :D

She’s a German spitz - in the same family as keeshonds and pomeranians. She might be crossed with something else as her freckled coat, non-pointy nose, and personality are not standard for her breed (they’re usually a lot more high energy and excitable - she’s super laid back and chill). She’s a bit less fluffy than breed-standard too, mostly because she’s grown out from her spring/summer trim (not usually necessary/good for her type of coat but she gets terribly itchy otherwise). It also makes her look like a puppy of a large breed:

Ezri’s best friend is Murder Cat, who is a gentle friend to humans and Ezri, but does things to mice that would make Hannibal Lecter go “Isn’t that a bit much?”

I got Murder Cat as a kitten, and she used to try to nurse on everything when she was small. Eventually, she settled on her favourite thing to nurse on, Ezri, who has never had puppies and a little confused at first but eventually went with it. She grew out of it, but they have stayed snuggly buddies ever since.

New Years here is full of fireworks outside and Ezri gets Vry Scared. I usually set her up somewhere with a snuggly spot right by me, and Murder Cat comes and does this all night: 

She goes everywhere with me in my bakfiets (cargo bike) and lets me warm my hands in her fur on cold days.

And her ears disappear if I say her name to get her attention.

ok so great thanks for coming to my TED talk about my dog, good night, drive safe

[dead-tigris]

Tehran, Iran by Hadise Sattarian

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

adulthood is a scam i want to be a crow

[ladylunapea]

I’m not even an adult and I want to be a crow.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

The desperation only grows with years

[everythingunderthesky]

Be the crow you wish to see in the world

-Collect Shiny Things

-Hop happily down the street for no apparent reason

-Scream loudly when you see your friends 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

What an incredibly inspiring addition thank you

[feminesque]

I’d really like to see Mr. Mercedes but I guess I can go fuck myself instead ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

[captain-sassy-bum]

Sebastian on his resting face

[chefpyro]

fandom for an American TV show: don’t watch it online! watch the show on TV when it airs so the ratings go up! show your support!

me, a mere European: 

[afusionoffandoms]

fandom for an American TV show: then at least watch it for free on their own website and support them through ads and hits

me, a mere European:

[myrling-art]

fandom for an American TV show: ok fine, then AT LEAST buy the DVDs when they come out and support the show through that!

me, a mere European:

[byzantium-glytch-deactivated201]

FUCKING THIS OMFG

[invenblocker]

Do you want piracy? Because this is how you get piracy.

[sarah531-deactivated20180901]

fandom for an American movie: please go see this underrated, important movie on opening day so execs will know how much people love it!

me, a mere European, looking up the release date: This movie is playing at 5am, on a Monday, in a city 100 miles away, down a sewer

[ndrs]

fandom for an American TV show: it’s on Netflix!

me, a mere European: *American Netflix

[youcantmakeme]

That goes to the rest of the world, too…not just Europe 🙄

[feminesque]

*a howling sound can be heard from somewhere below the equator*

[feminesque]

scrëm‏ @own___ass is the best value twitter you will ever follow.

[feminesque]

I needed two months more of work. Two months to go to Italy for my final unit so I can finish my degree. Six years work. Trying to end on a high.

I’m still going.

Mum is using her retirement money to send me.

But. God. It’s a farewell to archaeology and history because I can’t do any graduate studies. I don’t have the money and I can’t get the money. I don’t have the mental spoons either to go on.

I worked so hard. I’m so tired.

Almost did it. I almost managed it.

Almost.