cats would be so fucking upset if they understood they were missing out on the ability to lie verbally
$LAYYYTER
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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shark vs the universe
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I'd rather be in outer space đž
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@feminist-junkie
cats would be so fucking upset if they understood they were missing out on the ability to lie verbally
I think itâs really weird that the average person needs a home and a car and an education to effectively function at all in a capitalist society but those things are all such an exorbitantly high price that the average person would never ever be able to pay for them one lump sum and thus we decided that upon entering adulthood every average person would likely have to sign their life away to various powerful banks to pay for these things and everyone was just like âOk, that seems legit and not fucked up AT ALL.â and now itâs such an accepted and normalized part of society that everyone looks at you like youâre dumb for thinking itâs weird. I just think itâs really fucking weird.
Did you mean: explicitly malevolent?
it's such a bummer that losing control of your emotions only makes the entire situation worse in really embarrassing personal ways. losing control of my emotions should give me pyrokinesis.
dont play defense
Terfs want my gender-affirming lasers so bad that they stole my art
âStop exploring the ocean!â = âđ«âđ
âStop letting rich people explore it for their own vanity and instead fund scientists who know what theyâre doing down there, are exploring it for the actual betterment of humanity and their understanding of the world we live in, and wonât go down there in subs that havnât been peer-reviewed to hell and backâ = đ€đđâïž
im so done with seeing articles about kids and screen time that doesnt mention parent behaviors even once. âkids are always on their phonesâ so are the parents! which the kids look to for how they should behave! ipad babies didnât chose to only play on their ipads, thats what their parents gave them!
an anecdotal example: when i was a kid, all my parents would do in their minimal free time was watch tv and then they would be surprised when in my sister and iâs minimal free time we would also only watch tv/play video games. they scolded us for not reading books, but they never read books. they scolded us for not going outside but they never went outside.
âkids are always on their damn phonesâ my mom is in her 60s and opens up candy crush anytime sheâs sitting â it isnt just the kids
#this scene is everything Derry Girls | 3x05
Gay Denial (2009)Â
Pencil on Paper
March 6th, 2009
Dear Journal,
I found out what lesbian means today, Ella told me at recess. Itâs unfair because girls are so much prettier than guys. Itâs like comparing a flower to an old shoe. But Iâm not a lesbian, almost 99% of my friends are guys.
Shakespeare could only aspire to this level of dramatic irony.
lip touch
roses are red, tomatoes are sweet, HE BOOTS TOO BIG FOR HE GOT DAMN FEET
Sigourney Weaverâs boneless double for the âAlienâ series.
So fucked up canât believe they deboned her
its called method acting
Such a trooper. Doesnât get paid enough.
I need everybody who is unfamiliar with this show to know that these are the actual lines they said