The Savage Nymph

Larxene: *at full volume* I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR FEMINISM D || 26 || Self-proclaimed KH Goddess || she/they

[the-last-girl-scout]

The Army is weird as hell because you're an adult who has to let another adult come in your room and check for dust on top of your shelves

[the-last-girl-scout]

One time I, an adult, got yelled and screamed at by another adult because there was trash in my trash can, and I just....let that happen

[the-last-girl-scout]

A guy whose whole family left him by the team he was 25 and who has literally no skills beyond being sort of okay at shooting a rifle will try to tell you that you're a morally and ethically inferior human being because you can't do the most push-ups. You will believe him.

[the-last-girl-scout]

About once a month I had to stand very still in the hallway outside of my room while a guy went in my room and poked around through my stuff and would yell at me if my clothes were hung up wrong or if I'd left my cigarettes on my desk. I was a 21-year-old grown woman.

[awwcutepets]

I came out of the bathroom in a shower cap so she didn’t know who I was.

[transtessbian]

oh he's

*lowers voice*

cisgender

[transtessbian]

not that there's anything wrong with that of course. one of my friends is cisgender

[transtessbian]

he. well you know. he uses the default settings

[transtessbian]

he uh. he plays the vanilla game if you catch my drift

[thetwilightroadtonightfall]

‪the road to dawn, the twilight road to nightfall, the stairway to the sky, and the HIIIGHWAAAYY TO HELL‬

[jenniferhills]

can i have a kiss, marble?

[renee-f]

@pupperoni-pizza

[carrionkid]

Thinkinge about this tiktok

[carrionkid]

[autotuned] so i go to college and i have the wooorst job on campus. i’m an RA ON CAMPUS and one time at 4:30 in the morning, i get a knock on my door. and someone says to me “there’s a kid dead in the bathroom” and i said “dead in the bathroom?” and he goes “DEAD IN THE BATHROOM” and i said “oh my god” so i walk down the hall and they show me this kid and he looks like he’s DEAD IN THE BATHROOM and so i called the cops and said hey there’s a kid DEAD IN THE BATHROOM

and the cops show up and then the kid wakes up and he starts ~throwing up violently! all over the place!~ and the cop says “we should call an ambulance” and then the kid says “DON’T CALL THE AMBULANCE” and i said “WE SHOULD REALLY CALL THE AM-BU-LANCE”

…… and we didn’t call the ambulance

[extremely quietly] and then the kid gets into a fight with the cop and the cop gives him a hearing notice and then the kid 

[deep sigh] TEARS UP THE HEARING NOTICE IN FROOOOONT OF THE COP

……and this happened at 4:30 in the morning

[iguanamouth]

Have you ever thought of a Chinese dragon combined with a dachshund or a ferret?

you mean like. a little. wiener dog dragon ohhohoohh man

[books-and-badboys]

P

[valtsv]

ignoring canon because i simply do not vibe with it

[drememoto]

It didn’t work.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

This meme I found on twitter describes survivorship bias in politics better than I could

[renthebarbarian]

How Republicans react to ideas like free healthcare and student debt forgiveness.

[thefluffmother]

A giant collection of Twitter Kairis I’ve been drawing throughout the year to prepare for the day she finally becomes playable.

PLEASE DO NOT REPOST, EDIT, OR USE ANY OF THESE PICTURES WITHOUT MY PERMISSION. ARTISTS WORK HARD ON THEIR DRAWINGS. WE DO NOT LIKE IT WHEN OUR WORK GETS STOLEN LIKE THIS. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS ASK FIRST. THAT’S LITERALLY IT.

[jasper-rolls]

wookieepedia is very special

[nukesakus]

What do they mean ‘were’

[jasper-rolls]

its a weird quirk of wookiepedia - because the whole star wars series takes place “a long time ago” they insist on referring to everything in the past tense

[ffinn]

it says “legends” so breasts aren’t canon anymore

[blackshuckofficial-deactivated2]

We lost titties in the star war

[politijohn]

Y’all really have no conception of what a billion dollars is and it shows…

[walks-the-ages]

Hey this is a really good way to show how much money a billion actually is!!

[kydonic]

no one wants to admit they shop at hot topic but we all do 

[edgebug]

I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

[badgerofthebarricades]

[mitski-miyawakis]

[that4amkick]

Neku vs. Sora waking up in Scramble Crossing

[catchymemes]