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white bi trans male, he/him, mid 20s, 日本語/ENG/中文一点, aries

[feministsasuke]

MY CARRD https://ariesgender.carrd.co/ 

no weirdos plz :/

[taraxippos]

Did anyone ever like attempt to document and compile the variations of Barney the dinosaur murder ballads across the elementary school system in the early 2000s. Like legit it has always fascinated me as a phenomena and I would love to know if there were like traceable regional variations or what.

[taraxippos]

Looking at the tags so far I’m kind of fascinated by how much the ‘I Love You’ parodies vary in their phrasing/murder weapons but the ‘Joy to the World’ ones are nearly identical

[karvina]

here is my collection of barney murder songs as they appeared in the notes and comments of this post at about 4 pm pacific 7/25, somewhat arbitrarily color coded to show similar memes. it appears that "baseball bat and 2x4" is the mode configuration but there is so much variation that that exact phrasing only makes up a small part of the set. if i knew more about statistical modeling i would turn this into some kind of data tree that shows which phrases are most likely to follow other phrases.

[taraxippos]

Hey so this has been circulating for half a year and is already at about 50k notes, so kind of a moot point by now, but I made a survey with intent to document possible regional variants of these folk songs in a usable way.

If this survey actually manages to get some traction, I will organize given lyrics by location so that regional variations (if they exist) can be established and connected to one another. If you remember a Barney murder ballad, please take a few minutes to fill this survey out.

Barney Murder Ballads Survey

An attempt to document Barney murder ballads by location and establish potential regional variations. Email is not collected.

Note that I AM requesting specific info on the location you heard your murder ballad (the main purpose of making a survey is so that people may give info they're uncomfortable attaching to their tumblr account). The survey is anonymized to the fullest possible extent (no email collection) and no other potentially identifying information is requested.

[transtarks]

reblog this and put in the tags at least two (2) songs you are listening to on repeat right now

[bunniope]

not my labyrinth not my minotaur

[ninetail-fox]

Hatsune Miku ,Akihabara

[pokemonarchive]

Bulbasaur (1996) - Base Set Illustrator: Mitsuhiro Arita

[bettercallsaulamc]

Invite Jimmy over and catch up on last night’s Better Call Saul.

[grox]

[vinegarss]

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[eebie]

if frosted flakes were designed to make people masturbate less then raisin bran was designed to make you fuck like crazy

[dat-soldier]

[feministsasuke]

[cali]

spongebob makes burgers in the back of the kitchen. he passes the burgers through a window, to squidward, who is his male coworker. squidward hands the burgers to the customers of the restaurant that both Squidward and Spongebob work for.

[renkkai]

Marketable plushie or homunculus?

[everqueen12]

byron donalds gave his life to christ in a cracker barrel parking lot. now you too can learn what religion you can convert to in a fast food restaurant parking lot by spinning these handy links!

like what you got?

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what the goddamn hell are you talking about

Voting ended onAug 29, 2025

[n00dl3gal]

My cringefail daughter who sucks at everything. Please tell me this hasn't been done

[semeukedotcom]