... Fuck.

That's a Future Me problem

[feministwetblanket]

Maybe I’m just a lesson for other people

[hakuteeth]

Some ppl say comedy is dead cause of “political correctness” but like john mulaney did an entire bit on captchas and bo burnham did an entire bit on not being able to fit ur hand inside a pringles can so really anything is possible as long as ur actually funny

[punk-cupid]

@pheonix-sketches

[ja-khajay]

that one extremely homoerotic painting of a babylonian man listening to a babylonian twink playing babylonian harp. that one

[ja-khajay]

yeah

[theotherwesley]

this is my favorite painting full stop

[adulthoodisokay]

that “babylonian twink” is King David

[lunoki]

The baffled twink composing Hallelujah

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

marvel is disney’s forever cash cow! it appeals to children, teens, and sweaty adults! it’s all quite loud and colorful, with the same safe formula every time, but with different directors and tweaks to make it whatever the fuck memorable each time. plus the reliance on violence to push the plot will give them those dank US military checks until explosions go extinct. truly we live in horrific times but i don’t really care 

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

thank u all for letting me know the military quit cutting checks for the MCU after Avengers because they got offended bc the fictional magic men are an alternative to the american military. i’m sorry i was misinformed but more importantly that’s really, really, really, really, really fucking funny

[moonkitty]

say what you want about undertale but i will literally always shit myself whenever i see the original papyrus concept art

[tenderleelee]

I keep repeating, “Self-control is just empathy with your future self” and it’s honestly saving my life right now.

[berlynn-wohl]

Me, coming home to find the dishes are washed, because I washed them that morning: Dang, thanks Me From The Past!

Me, editing a draft of my fic even though I don’t feel like it and I don’t really NEED to do it tonight: I’m doing this for Me From The Future, because she is going to want to post this by Friday.

being selfish =\= being lazy, unproductive, or unhelpful

[mechagodzilla]

sorry i missed your call i was dual wielding 

[slowroar]

sorry i didnt text back this sword is two handed

[coffeedyke-deactivated20180609]

How to tell they’re gay:

• They do not sit in chairs properly.

The real homosexual agenda is sitting on tables. Or floors. Or two chairs at once with your feet propped up on one.

[salt-dads]

What is Buzzfeed Unsolved about ?

[atomicpoisonivy-deactivated2025]

Poison Ivy is one of the most complicated villains in the DC universe and she is so much more than the temptress people believe her to be

[not0riety]

All the fuckboys out there need to take some time to absorb and understand this statement because it’s so true.

[atomicpoisonivy-deactivated2025]

Poison Ivy is a human-plant hybrid so torn between her humanity and her calling to nature that she often feels like life is too hard and has been suicidal more than once

During an earthquake in Gotham she took in orphans and raised them as her children

She took in Harley Quinn, gave her immunity to her toxins and nursed her back to health

She believes her powers are an infection, a curse and she considers herself a freak, a monster who can do nothing but harm

She hates humanity and yet she is a guardian of women and children and more importantly, to her, she is a protecter of nature

That’s just on the surface, Ivy is so incredibly complex and rich in character

And guess what fuckboys, every man she has ‘seduced’ she’s killed

As much as fuckboys want her to appeal to them, she is a notorious man-hater and to bring up one of my favourite quotes

“He was good in bed. A flowerbed. As mulch”

Poison Ivy isn’t around to cater to your fantasies, she’d much rather feed you to her plants

[babyanimalgifs]

OH MY GOD

[wordsnquotes]

“Perhaps somewhere, someplace deep Inside your being, you have undergone important changes while you were sad.”

— Rainer Maria Rilke

[gammawave]

anything heart shaped is automatically 200% better this is a fact

[ultrafacts]

Source

Video of Tama

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts

[majikkant-deactivated20180504]

The picture in the background of the second one

[pizzaismylifepizzaisking]

Tama is boss

[ultrafacts]

[cat-fandom]

THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM

[ultrafacts]

Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]

[retro-geek-deactivated20220412]

For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.

[karinanotcinerina]

Beautiful.

[system-fail-ure-deactivated2021]

Now I’m crying thanks

[sapphic-matriarchy]

and a new cat was hired right?

[clarenecessities]

yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy

she works very hard

[beasti]

Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.

[lafayettelabaguette]

Law

[tooiconic]

I’m crying at 11pm over train cats

[theroonimansstuff]

Thats just, really neat

[nopecho]

@pumpulm

[richtide]

it doesn’t matter how good you’re doing, those sad nights will creep up on you from time to time and that’s ok. doesn’t mean all your progress is gone

[manafromheaven]

Thank ;A;

[the-movemnt-deactivated20170912]

[julius-novachrono]

I don’t know who this white boy is but I trust him

[wordsnquotes]

Renew, release, let go. Yesterday’s gone. There’s nothing you can do to bring it back. You can’t “should’ve” done something. You can only DO something. Renew yourself. Release that attachment. Today is a new day!

Steve Maraboli | @wnq-quotes

Unapologetically You: Reflections on Life and the Human Experience

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