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"Never in life have I blushed. Russians do not do this."

In these more stoic cultures, it’s like, if I don’t know you, you’re not in. But the moment you are in, I will fucking die for you. Once Shane was in, Ilya was like, “You’re mine forever. I will do anything for you.” — Connor Storrie

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Does it fucking kill you too? Not anymore.

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I get annoyed when people are making posts that are shocked that Shane pulled Ilya. And like maybe, /maybe/, Shane locked down Ilya (there's an argument that Ilya 'domesticity kink' Rosanov locked himself down as soon as he could get Shane to agree to it) but Shane did not pull Ilya, Ilya pulled Shane.

Canonically Shane is one of the hottest men in the world, he's rich, he is at the top of his high intensity career, and he has the biggest saddest wettest most beautiful brown eyes out of anyone on the planet. The moment Ilya saw a scrap of interest he was arranging for them to be in a commercial and jerking off in the shower at him. Ilya watched this man fold his pants one (1) time and thought "well i gotta fuck him forever now". Shane tried to say there wouldn't be a next time and Ilya was like it's too late, I've got your number, you're never getting rid of me, if I annoy you enough you will come organize my socks as like a sex thing.

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haven’t watched this show or read the books but i can’t stop thinking about how much fun tumblr in the heated rivalry universe would be on the day the main characters’ relationship finally goes public

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heated rivalry universe dashboard simulator circa 20XX

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as a gay person i am so impressed with ilya rozanov and shane hollander's bravery in coming out at the peak of their careers (while captaining two of the best teams in the league!) and think this has the potential to have an incredibly positive impact on the state of homophobia in men's professional sports and sports fan culture, as well as the mental health of gay players at every level. however as a boston fan who is still bitter about ilya transferring i hope jakey dies

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ANOTHER WIN FOR MORALLY REPREHENSIBLE RPF

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👩🏻‍⚕️ cristinayangsdefenseattorney Follow

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#okay obviously this is soooo selfish and i swear i'm happy for those hockey guys and all #but my favorite ever ao3 author got really into hockey rpf a while ago #and now i'm worried this is just gonna inspire them even more #and they're never gonna get back to the grey's anatomy multichapter wip i followed them for :( #i know fic authors don't owe updates but like. ugh. whatever #do not rb

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SINCE 2008?!

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me when i remember how long it's been since castiel debuted on supernatural

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i get that everyone's having fun and all but they're not even the first openly gay professional hockey players on their respective teams. like maybe calm down a little

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not gonna name names but wow some people really want to minimize the bravery it takes for two queer men to be open about their relationship in a professional athletic environment just bc said queer men don't play for their preferred hockey team lmao

#your homophobia is showing babe!

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👨🏾‍❤️‍👨🏼 harry-and-barry Follow

so you're telling me those two hockey players who people shipped for a literal decade just admitted they're a couple for real?

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op is a harry styles x barack obama shipper btw. like they're saying this gives them hope harry styles and barack obama are going to admit their secret decade-plus relationship too. just in case you forgot that most rpf shippers are completely insane

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oh so now the death stranding mpreg blog wants to preach to us

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shane as snoopy (pt. 1)

"Yeah, I've seen a lot of just me next to Snoopy. I don't know if Snoopy comes first or me but I'll do something and then they'll show Snoopy doing that exact thing. I'm like did you create that or am I just Snoopy. I love Snoopy."

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hr twitter (part 2/?) ft our little autistic man <3

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How did we let this happen? We were both very stupid and irresponsible. This is real though, right? Yeah.

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heated rivalry ☆ 1.06 the cottage when did this happen? wait. the all-star game. you two had so much chemistry. no, it was before then. wow! wow, wow. so, when?

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1.05 & 1.06 | requested by anon 💙

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joke shamelessly stolen from this post:

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1.06 (shane is right where he wants to be)

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Ilya meeting Shane's parents must be insane for them like. Mr Ilya "The Terminator" Rozanov, terror on ice and menace in bed, politely stands there. Your very shy son admonishes him for using the word "lovers" and Russia's Greatest Rage Machine just takes it.

You ask when this started and Mister Dickhead makes sure Shane is accurate about when they started this. How dare you stave off half a year of us, Shane?

You ask if they talked to Scott Hunter and Ra Ra Rasputin says that he, famous asshole extraordinaire went to talk to Patron Saint of Hockey Gays to offer him congratulations.

You ask if he has no loyalty to Boston and Mr Fucking Fuck San Francisco is like. Nyet

Your son is having a panic attack and Miike Snow Genghis Khan calls them "boyfriends" and it's your own extremely shy and sensitive and loving son that is like MY WHAT