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22 | femme | maria

[fatfemmewife]

some of my fav butchxfemme art currently!!

credit to butcherfangs on x

[merakiorder]

You're laughing. they killed Dieter Eagan for jerking it to the beauty and wonder of nature, and you're laughing.

[divorce-enjoyer]

imagine having straight sex while your gay widowed coworker is out dying in the woods

[elladorset]

What could they possibly be giving milchick to make him drink the koolaid this much. To dress in all white, source a theramin and overlook multiple (essentially) children in an entire goddamn national park like a fucked up camp counselor. How can he be this into it. What are they holding him to. Is he a believer. This is the tallest waterfall on the planet.

[devilmachine]

[boasamishipper]

helena eagan who grew up wanting for nothing but at the same time truly wanting nothing until she watched her innie receive the affection she spent her whole life trying to earn. helena eagan who stepped into her innie's life because she wanted to know what it felt like to be loved with no strings attached. helena eagan who tried so hard to be the woman her innie is - who crawled through a tunnel full of goat shit to help mark find his outie's wife, and tried to console irving before his trip to o&d, and laughed openly and freely with the refiners around the campfire on a snowy night - but in the end just couldn't pull it off. helly was never cruel. sometimes the poison drips through.

[raviposting]

Irving was ready to die back in the season 2 premiere. He was ready to die and he was at the door and then he saw his friend getting taken away and he knew if he walked out right then and there that he would be dying without knowing if his friend was okay.

Irving knew something was off about Helly. That it wasn’t her, that Helly, his Helly, was effectively dead if her outie was there the entire time. And he knew what would happen and he risked it all to bring her back because she was never going to get that choice otherwise.

Irving just…even with his despair about Burt, even with his feeling of having nothing to lose, he loves them all so much. Because he lived for Dylan and he died for Helly.

[boppinbobby-moved-deactivated20]

[cinnamnt]

that severance episode was like if anime beach filler had consequences

[halles-comet]

the Helena reveal

[consultingfujoshi]

when your SUICIDAL IDEATION cuz of your DEAD GAY LOVER manifests as MURDEROUS INTENT to kill YOUR BOSS' DAUGHTER and then they TAKE YOU OUT INTO THE WOODS and PUT YOU DOWN LIKE OLD YELLER . irving b truly continues holding the crown of Yaoi Jesus Who Has Suffered More Than Anyone On Earth and I don't know how ill cope without him

[consultingfujoshi]

the cunt off to end all cunt offs are you actually kidding me people fucking died this shit was felt thousands of miles away through tremors in the earth the sheer cosmic power of their facecards rippled through the ether and kier goddamn eagans ghost on the big waffle in the sky shivered and turned around like Something Just Happened

[snufkinofficial]

helena taking the chance to make fun of the stupid mythology she’s had to pretend to take seriously since birth……her catholic ass

[theterpiel]

The concept of Kier's """twin""" is so interesting when paralleled with Severance. Kier jerked off in the forest and was ashamed of it, so he made up a fake brother to blame the act on. Someone else to take the blame and get punished. It was him who jerked off, not me. He was the sinner, not me. So Dieter got punished, not Kier. The Innies really are just the Outies' punching bags to take the punishments, and bear the consequences of whatever their Outies do. Mark drinking all day and leaving Mark S to deal with the hangovers. Gabriella wanting kids, but leaving Gabby to bear the pregnancy and childbirth. Severed workers not wanting to work, so their Innies have to do it.

[anguilliforme]

the "tallest waterfall in the world" thing is by far the funniest lie told by lumon im genuinely not sure it can be topped

[consultingfujoshi]

irving b fans our finest moment but at what cost. at WHAT COST. "I'm on the fucking ice" 67 year old man trekking through the wilderness with a cunty outfit and a dream. insisting they eat the montauk monster. being heterophobic towards mark and hellyna. nearly dying of hypothermia so he can see his boyfriend one last time in a terrifying prophetic dream. being the only one to have both the intuition and conviction to confront helena and do something about it. WATERBOARDING THE CEO'S DAUGHTER. and as soon as helly's back he's pulling her close to him and apologising and holding her because he loves her and he doesn't want to hurt her and he's sorry. staring down milchick totally fearless as he's sent to his death. owning the first frame last frame of the best episode of the season so far. and now what. now he's gone. the biggest thread of mystery left without anyone to chase it. outie irv being fired for the second time this week with no idea why. he gave everything for his team and for the truth and he fucking DIED for it!!!!! his old man yaoi swag too powerful they fucking KILLED HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[conclaveyaoi]

btw I knew all those cowards were gonna turn their backs. love them all etc we are all adults but I knew all those cowards were gonna turn their backs. sorry, dylan fans. and yet irving b PERSISTED. irving b had NO friends, NO lover, NO fire, NO tent. irving b had his intuition and the sight of the love of his life in dreams. it was very cold but irving b said: i am gonna serve so much cunt like you've never seen, i'm gonna serve more cunt than there's snow around. and he waterboarded the mole for breakfast. the b stands for BITCH