This lady is more than you can handle

💜 Sylvia 💜 🏳️‍⚧️She/They Transfemme🏳️‍⚧️ Queer and proud! ⭐25⭐ nsfw and multi fandom MDNI! "To be loved, is to be changed"

[olekssus111]

yggdrasil

[hedgehogsblogg]

[milf--adjacent]

[footlongdingledong]

adventure time r34 fanfiction but its all written in adventure time speak so the sex scenes are all phrased like 'he straight slid his boingloings right into the stuffhole'

[starshow345]

V1. To the person that told me about the cybergrind ost art (NI4NI by Vylet Pony) thank you.

[theterminalskeptic]

Not to crush some of y'alls dreams but there will never be a biological test to magically prove you are "valid" as a trans man or a trans woman. There's no male/female brain test, and there's never going to be. You're just insecure, and that's okay, but instead of searching for validation from the outer world, consider seeking it out internally. You know, instead of being intersexist.

Disclaimer: This is not saying wanting to pass is an inherently a sign of insecurity, nor does it say wanting to pass is a bad thing. What is written should be taken at face value, seeking out some sort of biological validity test that doesn't exist is weird.

[zipsunz]

above all else

[gracefulaceful23]

v1 at 3 am: featuring my real life fridge

[chocomichhi]

toby's got a favorite color combo i think

[grow-your-antlers]

if your love for a shittily written FICTIONAL world is greater than that of real living, breathing, suffering minorities you dont deserve to say you care about us, you dont

its either the stupid transphobe or trans people, you dont get to pick and choose your ally ship

[squishyfauna]

Nature is queer!

Working on some new queer art for some upcoming queer events ✨

Links

[feefal]

Daydreamer anatomy☁️

These individuals tend to have their head in the clouds, and are reported to prefer the escapism of fiction over reality.

[cipheramnesia]

Working with different business cultures all over the globe, my biggest surprise is that while the USA is bad, it's not actually the very absolute worst I've ever worked with.

[cipheramnesia]

I can imagine all the guesses, but if you haven't talked with a crap ton of people from dozens of countries, it's not obvious.

[cipheramnesia]

The key is business culture is like its own weird separate culture with rules and structures, but most places have a fairly comprehensible set of expectations. So most of the time, it's just remembering perceived differences in expectations. Some places it's polite to be what feels really overly friendly to me. Some places it's polite to be what feels obsequious and formal to me. It's like, whatever. A secondary form of language kinda. It's not even social cues, it's just mechanics of language really. Places with that stuff, those are all fine and wonderful to deal with because there's a framework to communicate and all that.

Part of why the USA shits the bed trying to talk with is because every business person here has like zero framework, it's all lies and bullshit, and everyone wants to be the smartest bestest boy. It's not business culture as much as daycare for toddlers who have millions of dollars and hate human rights. Not the worst though, not by far.

[cipheramnesia]

What's key to understand is this is all separate from things like the real people in different places. Business brain people don't have any relevance to real human behavior, it's this whole other structure of make believe which controls everyone's well being. It's important to know because I know how to email a business guy in South Korea using language that will feel appropriate enough after translation, but that's completely irrelevant to the real people living there. It's easy to talk to business guys in China or India or whatever. Germany, Nigeria, Mexico.

UK business guys are pretty bad too. Still not the worst but you have to put a lot of extra work in because business culture in the UK still thinks the Brittish empire exists. The majority of business dudes in the UK see no difference between selling something that has their company name on it, and making it themselves. It's like how all the stuff that says "made in the USA" is 99% made somewhere else, and then one staple is put into it and it's made in the USA, but if you talk to business guys here, they never confuse where things are made, just like... more basic realities like linear time and physics. UK guys go the opposite way, and always say they own everything. But that's all relatively navigable. It's like, okay, you all live in an imaginary world, but I can still get everyone to understand time and logistics and stuff enough to get everyone understanding the same information. I can translate imagination land to reality and back, they get it.

[cipheramnesia]

Apparently tumble ate my explanation, but the worst business guys are Australians.

[cipheramnesia]

I cannot stress how much effort I put into explaining things in ways that work for people who aren't native English speakers, because I understand how weird translation can get, and I am not good at other languages. I have so many special little quirks and tricks to make what I say become something moderately clear and apropriate in translation. I can rotate through a dozen approaches to a topic to make it click for someone unfamiliar with what I'm explaining. I know it works because it's been time tested.

Australian executives simply take any information they receive, and do not. Did you say something is going to take a month - after signing a contract and collect a fee? The Australian business executive simply accepts that you have said you have begun work and it will be finished in 48 hours. If I told an Australian executive that the earth revolves around the sun, I would expect him to let me know that I had told him a hamster named Ben carries a really bright lamp around space to make the seasons. I have to painstakingly document every single detail of any interaction with Australian business persons, because they simply imagine things that have happened and information they have been told, and ignore whatever has transpired in actuality.

I have actually warned all my friends off buying anything from Australia - not because I think there's anything specifically wrong with the general quality of Australian goods, but because after every conversation with Australian executives going exactly the same (I say one thing, they declare I have said something completely different), I am hard pressed to believe anyone at a corporate level in Australian businesses actually understands laws, regulations, logistics, safety, or just... words. Every interaction I have with an Australian business guy inevitably stuns me into a loss for words through some completely unanticipated recap of an interaction we had or email I sent which is fully disconnected from the text or actual event. I cannot understand how the people of Australia, not particularly better or worse than people anywhere else, become the worst humans I have had the misfortune to encounter the second they enter the world of business. I wouldn't trust a single Australian executive to pour water out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel.

[wheatforme]

this is utterly fascinating and i’m so sorry you have to deal with it but also

you work in business????

[cipheramnesia]

I work with businesses, but I'm not working in business. Which is nice because at least a few times a year I get to tell an extremely confident corporate executive, "Sorry, but you simply cannot." Everything else is pretty horrible though.

[trekbec82]

As an Aussie I'm fascinated by this accusation.

I'm not a business exec, and I had pretty limited interactions with the people from head office when I worked for the largest retail company in the country, so it's entirely possible your perspective is accurate - at least as far as the businesses you've dealt with go.

But I'm also just sitting here like "what?!?!?!"

[cipheramnesia]

Business guys are basically a whole different social structure, so it's not reflective of like the regular population anywhere - but there's a good amount of people in the notes with the very same experience. Also Poland for unclear reasons, a lot of bad experiences with Poland. I'm skeptical but I have limited direct experience and it's been pretty average by my standards. And again, nothing to do with the actual culture of a region. It's always the business guys that are fucked up.

[p-pamda]

When one like feels like a hundred

[skelotan]

For sale: coffee, never drunk.

PATREON

[gauntletqueen]

Happy Make A Terrible Comic Day! Which was yesterday. But also happy Yuri Day, which is today! This counts for both. Trust.

I've recently developed an idea for a really self-indulgent shortform slice of life comic. This is the basic setup. I hope to make it sometime in the coming year or so maybe :3

[originaldouble]

Human rocky and pebble grace

[versusfaith]

i'm frying when ppl draw gabriel with top scars AND still a hell (heh) of a rack like bro it seems his top surgery surgeon scammed him or something