Peter Pan Was Right

Fender Michaels || 7th year || Hufflepuff || People say I’m kinda strange, but I don’t mind.

[lilylunaisakeeper-archive-blog]

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“Don’t say that. I bet you’re a great dancer!″ Fend said, putting a hand on her shoulder encouragingly. He hadn’t really seen Lily dance before, but that wasn’t going to stop him from dancing with her. “You’ve got it, partner.″ He said doing his best impression of Sheriff Woody as he led her towards the speakers.

“Well, I guess we’ll see,” Lily sighed, shaking her head with a slightly hesitant smile. She was confused as to why his lips were moving differently for a moment before realizing he must have tried to talk like Woody. She would assume his impression was perfect for his sake. She followed him to the speakers, and she could feel the basic beat through the vibrations in the air now that they were close enough. She started nodding her head along with the music, slowly starting to move her shoulders and hips in a figure eight to the beat. She really didn’t have any idea what she was doing.

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“Yup, we will!” Fend didn’t mind being so close to the speakers since the music on the dancefloor was pretty loud anyway. When Lily started to move, Fend started to move along with her to the beat. A goofy smile coming onto his face, he started to twist.

[blonde-bombshell-weasley]

@fendiisms

“Well howdy, cowboy,” Dominique greeted with a smirk, noticing him from across the walkway. “You have a Jessie with you somewhere or you riding solo?”

[fendiisms]

“Howdy!” Fend greeted back with a grin, tipping his cowboy hat to her. However, a look of surprise came onto his face at the sight of her costume. Although Dominique had the voice of an angel, she usually wasn’t the most angelic around. “Actually I have a Buzz!”

[aaron-wood-rp]

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“Maybe we can find someone who is good at script writing!” He suggested, not giving out hope. “And then we can both act, and we can credit them as our writer!” It seemed like a logical solution since Fend wasn’t any good at scripts.

“Mate, I don’t know how good I’d be at actin’ either,” they explained with a sigh. “I’ve never done anythin’ like it, you know. Quidditch doesn’t exactly need a fuckin’ poker face or anythin’.” They chuckled at their own joke, looking around. “So, any other plushie catchin’ your eye?”

[fendiisms]

“Well, you’ll never know until you try.” He replied cheerfully. “And hey, it could! If the seeker spots the snitch and they don’t act like they’ve seen it, maybe the other team’s seeker might not notice it either.” He didn’t play Quidditch, but since his family and friends did, he took an interest in it. Tapping his chin, Fend snapped his fingers as a thought came to him. “Why don’t you try to act like Buzz Lightyear until your date, and see if you can stay in character. If it helps, I’ll act like Woody.” At the question about plushies, Fend shook his head. “Not right now.”

[lilylunaisakeeper-archive-blog]

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“Who says I’m any good?” He joked. Although he could dance, usually he saved his actual dance moves for theatre events and brought out his dad dancing moves for parties. “My ears are up for the challenge though!”

“Better than me, probably,” Lily shrugged. She’d never really been a big dancer, not because she was deaf, but because she wasn’t the biggest fan of going to parties where dancing was involved. She twitched an eyebrow as a challenge. “Alright then, lead the way.”

[fendiisms]

“Don’t say that. I bet you’re a great dancer!″ Fend said, putting a hand on her shoulder encouragingly. He hadn’t really seen Lily dance before, but that wasn’t going to stop him from dancing with her. “You’ve got it, partner.″ He said doing his best impression of Sheriff Woody as he led her towards the speakers.

[aaron-wood-rp]

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“That’s a great idea! We can make our own little youtube channel about them.” Fend said, excitement coming into his voice. “You can be AJ, and I can be Bwee Bwee! Ooh, or maybe you can be Bwee Bwee and I’ll be AJ!”

Aaron gasped in excitement before realizing they were probably the weak link in this little team when it came to creative writing. “I’d love that, but I’m not good at writin’ and shit,” they explained with a sad shrug. “I can’t make you pull all my weight.”

[fendiisms]

“Maybe we can find someone who is good at script writing!” He suggested, not giving out hope. “And then we can both act, and we can credit them as our writer!” It seemed like a logical solution since Fend wasn’t any good at scripts.

[aaron-wood-rp]

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“Oh.” He said, face falling. He’d been hoping that after the party, the two of them could go backto the common room and have a little fun. But he also didn’t want them to screw up their date. At the mention of the nickname, Fend perked up once again, masking his disappointment. “I like that! AJ and Bwee Bwee, the best of friends!”

Aaron noticed their friend’s mood shift, how could they not? But what could they say to make them feel better? Their usual comforting mechanism was flirting and innuendo, but they technically couldn’t do that right now. So they tried to keep the mood light with the plushie conversation. “Oh Merlin, I want a fuckin’ kids show starring them now,” they said with an excited smile. “I’d watch the shit out of AJ and Bwee Bwee.”

[fendiisms]

“That’s a great idea! We can make our own little youtube channel about them.” Fend said, excitement coming into his voice. “You can be AJ, and I can be Bwee Bwee! Ooh, or maybe you can be Bwee Bwee and I’ll be AJ!”

[aaron-wood-rp]

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“Can I see the results again later?” He asked innocently, although the wink he shot Aaron suggested otherwise. “I know, and I’m incredibly glad you got captain.” At the question about the name, Fend tilted his head in thought. Although he made sure to give every plushie he owned a name, he wasn’t the best at naming them. “Maybe Aaron Junior?”

Aaron clicked their tongue with a sad shrug. “Sorry mate, probably not,” Aaron explained. “I got my date with Ximena in like an hour. Unless I massively fuck it up, which I’m tryin’ not to, I’m not sleepin’ with anyone else.” They swelled with pride at the cheering from their friend, then even moreso when Fend suggested naming the duck after them. They gasped, then said “We could call him AJ!”

[fendiisms]

“Oh.” He said, face falling. He’d been hoping that after the party, the two of them could go backto the common room and have a little fun. But he also didn’t want them to screw up their date. At the mention of the nickname, Fend perked up once again, masking his disappointment. “I like that! AJ and Bwee Bwee, the best of friends!”

[aaron-wood-rp]

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Fend winked back at them before eagerly watching them play the game. “Wow.” He breathed when he saw them hit the bell. He knew that Aaron was strong, but now it really showed just how strong they were. When they walked over to him duck in hand, Fend’s face lit up gleefully. “I did!” He exclaimed.

“You’ve now seen the results of a consistant exercise routine since first year,” Aaron gloated, ‘casually’ stretching into a pose before laughing and shaking their head. “I’m not captain for nothin’.” They then asked “What’re you gonna name’em?”

[fendiisms]

“Can I see the results again later?” He asked innocently, although the wink he shot Aaron suggested otherwise. “I know, and I’m incredibly glad you got captain.” At the question about the name, Fend tilted his head in thought. Although he made sure to give every plushie he owned a name, he wasn’t the best at naming them. “Maybe Aaron Junior?”

[aaron-wood-rp]

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“I think they’d team up against us.” Fend had a feeling that whoever he married, his siblings would be there to poke fun at him at the wedding. “Yay!” He exclaimed, excited to get a friend for his stuffed woodpecker. He had complete faith and confidence in Aaron. “Good luck and may the force be with you.”

Aaron winked again before getting into a wider stance and hitting the metal with the hammer. Their smile grew as they heard the successful “DING” of the bell, pumping their fist in the air in victory. The top layer of plushies all lit up, and Aaron shrugged, hoping saying “The duck?” would work. The aforementioned plushie slowly floated into the Hufflepuff’s arms. They smirked cockily before holding out the duck to his friend. “Someone order a best friend for a woodpecker?”

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Fend winked back at them before eagerly watching them play the game. “Wow.” He breathed when he saw them hit the bell. He knew that Aaron was strong, but now it really showed just how strong they were. When they walked over to him duck in hand, Fend’s face lit up gleefully. “I did!” He exclaimed.

[lilylunaisakeeper-archive-blog]

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Lowering his voice, he put a hand on her shoulder. “Please don’t tell anyone this, but as much as I love Cora, I wish you’d gotten captain instead.” Maybe he was a bit biased, but he’d been rooting more for Lily. Raising his voice back to it’s usual volume, he continued. “By the way I’m claiming you as a dance partner.”

Lily sighed. “I’ll keep your secret,” she acquiesced, shaking her head. “Even though they suck. But thank you, Fend, I appreciate it.” She chuckled before squinting a bit. “You do know if you want me to be any good, we have to stand right next to the speakers, right?” she asked. “Won’t your ears hurt?”

[fendiisms]

“Who says I’m any good?” He joked. Although he could dance, usually he saved his actual dance moves for theatre events and brought out his dad dancing moves for parties. “My ears are up for the challenge though!”

[aaron-wood-rp]

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“I wouldn’t mind a not so fancy wedding as long as I’m with you and the rest of my friends and family.” It was the company that counted after all. “Although the thought of Tim and Cora giving a speech is terrifying.” At that, he shuddered. Upon reaching the booth, Fend studied the plushies. “Hmmmm…Bwee Bwee could use a friend, so how about that duck one?”

“Oh fuck, I don’t even wanna think about the speech Cora’d give,” Aaron agreed, mirroring Fend’s shudder. They looked up at the duck and nodded. “Alright, one duck comin’ up.” They cracked their knuckles before looking around for the right game. They noticed the strength test and walked up to it, picking up the hammer and testing it’s weight in their hands. “Alright, wish me luck.”

[fendiisms]

“I think they’d team up against us.” Fend had a feeling that whoever he married, his siblings would be there to poke fun at him at the wedding. “Yay!” He exclaimed, excited to get a friend for his stuffed woodpecker. He had complete faith and confidence in Aaron. “Good luck and may the force be with you.”

[lilylunaisakeeper-archive-blog]

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“I still think you look amazing no matter which Powerpuff Girl you are.” Fend complimented before tipping his cowboy hat to her in greeting. “But you definitely make a good Blossom. Especially since you’re a leader.”

Lily smiled, doing a little twirl before laughing and saying “Thanks Fend, but Cora’s the true captain, so maybe she should’ve been Blossom, huh?” She shrugged as nonchalantly as she could, mostly over the sting of not being chosen, but there was still a pinch of sadness in her voice.

[fendiisms]

Lowering his voice, he put a hand on her shoulder. “Please don’t tell anyone this, but as much as I love Cora, I wish you’d gotten captain instead.” Maybe he was a bit biased, but he’d been rooting more for Lily. Raising his voice back to it’s usual volume, he continued. “By the way I’m claiming you as a dance partner.”

[aaron-wood-rp]

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Fend was glad that Aaron didn’t want to go in the haunted house, since he figured that his other friends might try to get him in there. Heading towards the arcade, Fend chuckled at their statement. “Do you mean we’re not married?” He asked, sticking his lower lip out in a pout.

“Not until I can afford to give you the weddin’ you deserve,” Aaron said with a wink. They then smiled as they reached the games tents. “Alright,” they smirked, rubbing their hands together in excitement. “I feel like winnin’ a plushie, which one you want?”

[fendiisms]

“I wouldn’t mind a not so fancy wedding as long as I’m with you and the rest of my friends and family.” It was the company that counted after all. “Although the thought of Tim and Cora giving a speech is terrifying.” At that, he shuddered. Upon reaching the booth, Fend studied the plushies. “Hmmmm...Bwee Bwee could use a friend, so how about that duck one?”

[lilylunaisakeeper-archive-blog]

“My favourite is actually Buttercup,” Lily explained, looking down at the pink dress and black sash tied in the middle. She looked up at the other person before shrugging. “But I figured I already have the hair for Blossom, might as well use it, right?”

[fendiisms]

“I still think you look amazing no matter which Powerpuff Girl you are.” Fend complimented before tipping his cowboy hat to her in greeting. “But you definitely make a good Blossom. Especially since you’re a leader.”

[aaron-wood-rp]

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“Me neither.” Fend replied, in between bites of food. There were only two ways someone could make him go in there, and thankfully, he was not in either situation. “Do you wanna go play one of the games instead?”

“Fuck yes,” Aaron exclaimed, immediately pepping up. He started to lead them towards the arcade when he looked at his best friend’s costume, then his own, before chuckling gleefully. “Dude, we look like we’re fuckin’ married. It’s kind of hilarious.”

[fendiisms]

Fend was glad that Aaron didn’t want to go in the haunted house, since he figured that his other friends might try to get him in there. Heading towards the arcade, Fend chuckled at their statement. “Do you mean we’re not married?” He asked, sticking his lower lip out in a pout.

[aaron-wood-rp]

“For the last time, you would have to kill me before you get me in there,” Aaron asserted, pointing to the haunted house. “I’m not goin’. No way in hell.”

[fendiisms]

“Me neither.” Fend replied, in between bites of food. There were only two ways someone could make him go in there, and thankfully, he was not in either situation. “Do you wanna go play one of the games instead?”

[lilylunaisakeeper-archive-blog]

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“Alrighty!” He exclaimed, before becoming serious for a moment. “If you change your mind though, I’m here.” Something he prided himself on was being there for his friends when they needed him. “I’ve been good, although I think Toy Story was onto something. Bwee Bwee wasn’t in the same spot I left him in.”

Lily nodded at his offer, well aware she could go to Fend if she needed someone to talk to; she just really didn’t feel like it right now. At his words, she laughed and tilted her head. “You sure?” she asked. “Might just be one of your roommates fucking with you.”

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“Language!” He called out. “I have an impressionable young Pygmy Puff in my pocket.” He motioned to the pocket of his sweatshirt, despite the fact that his Pygmy Puff couldn’t understand sign language yet, and technically couldn’t verbally repeat swears. “It could be, but I really hope it’s not.”