one-way street.

Benjy Fenwick. Former Ravenclaw. Department of Mysteries Intern. Order Member. Ignore what the others say, Puddlemere United is a team. "See a need, fill a need."

[emmelinevanceypants]

Oh dear, what? 

Pardon me, miss, but this table is taken.

[porisdurkiss-blog]

Yeah, it’s taken by me. Are you the waitress? I want some meatloaf and corn.

[fenjybenwick]

Ah, I don’t think that’s what she meant. And she’s not. Wait, they sell meatloaf here? Shit, why haven’t I been here before?

[fenjybenwick]

That would be splendid. We'll pick you up for brunch Sunday. How does that sound? xoxo Hestia

Sunday brunch, it is. May I bring some meatloaf? Babies can’t eat that, can they?

- Benjy

[fenjybenwick]

She'd be delighted to make acquaintance whenever you're free. xoxo Hestia

It’s a girl? That’s brilliant, Hestia, congratulations! 

- Benjy

P.S. I’m free sometime this weekend if you both are.

[emmelinevanceypants]

Mhm, it’s the table right by the window. I was just about to order myself some tea. Would you like to have anything?

[fenjybenwick]

Uh, I dunno how to tell you this, Emme, but someone’s at that table. I’ll have some coffee, though.

[fenjybenwick]

Potentially, in the future. I think you ought to meet your client first, don't you? xoxo Hestia

I think that’s a fantastic idea. When may I meet them? Are they a boy or a girl?

- Benjy

[fenjybenwick]

You find a place to sit?

[fenjybenwick]

Have you ever tried your hand at babysitting? xoxo Hestia

No, but I’m an excellent catsitter. They’re fairly similar. Are my services needed?

- Benjy

[fenjybenwick]

I have a rather important question for you, if you don't mind, Mr. Fenwick. xoxo Hestia

What’s that, Miss Jones?

- Benjy

[fenjybenwick]

longarse:

ohmymckinnon:

What?

A bressert one. Duh, Charles.

God. 

Bressert. S’fuckin’ genius.

[fenjybenwick]

longarse:

ohmymckinnon:

Ice cream?

On pancakes? Or waffles, I– please. What sort of operation are you running here? 

Ice cream on waffles sounds delicious. Make it pancake flavored.

[fenjybenwick]

longarse:

ohmymckinnon:

Ew. Okay.

I’m so full. 

There’s always room for waffles. They’re better than pancakes, anyways.

[fenjybenwick]

ohmymckinnon:

I can tell.

Want pancakes?

I kinda want waffles more. 

[0laura0]

[fenjybenwick]

ohmymckinnon:

You have a pinch worthy arse. Has anyone told you?

Yeah, plenty of times. S’hard to walk down busy streets sometimes.

[fenjybenwick]

elliedowson:

It seemed nicer than roasting him.

Well, I can’t fault you for that.

[fenjybenwick]

elliedowson:

I gave the duck away.

What? Why the hell’d you do that?

[fenjybenwick]

elliedowson:

It seemed like she needed it more.

S’fair. Sometimes shit happens like that.