what if people got a new name every birthday
what if the name represented how old you were, like every 11 year old was named Josh
"I had my first kiss when I was Greg"
"I'm saving money for when I'm Bob"
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what if people got a new name every birthday
what if the name represented how old you were, like every 11 year old was named Josh
"I had my first kiss when I was Greg"
"I'm saving money for when I'm Bob"
I had a dream that I was flirting with Leonardo DiCaprio and I said “what’s your sign?” and he said “DiCapricorn” and I laughed so hard I woke up
"And sometimes remembering will lead to a story, which makes it forever. Stories are for joining the past to the future; for those late hours in the night when you can't remember how you got from where you were to where you are. Stories are for eternity, when memory is erased, where there is nothing to remember except the story."
- Tim O'Brien
1: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette? for sure. 2: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused? single. 3: What if I told you that you were pretty? that’s sweet. 4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”? nope. 5: Are you interested in anyone right now? I don’t know. 6:...
Apparently
1: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette? "Most definitely" 2: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused? "Single and confused" 3: What if I told you that you were pretty? *awww shucks* 4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”? "No." 5: Are you interested in anyone right now? "Yes." 6: What are you looking forward to in the next week? "Making a successful call on skype." 7: Do you want to be single? "Yes." 8: Did you go out or stay in last night? "Go out." 9: How late did you stay up last night? "03:31" 10: Can you recall the last time you realized you liked someone a lot? "Yes, it was this summer." 11: Last three things you had to drink? "Fanta, filtered tap water, white wine" 12: Have you pretended to like someone? "Why would I?" 13: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it? "I would never do such an evil thing" 14: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months? "Only everyone XD" 15: Is it hard for you to get over someone? "Mostly no, but it depends on who it is" 16: Think back five months ago, were you single? "Yes" 17: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon? "Probably cleaning the house" 18: Hold hands with anyone this week? "Yes, but in a homo way :3" 19: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol? "NEVER !!!!!" 20: What would you name your future daughter? "Sara or Sarah" 21: Do you miss anyone? "Dumb question" 22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night? "Yes, but not the way this question was intended to be" 23: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed? "No, in a car" 24: Are you good at hiding your feelings? "No" 25: Have you ever cried from being so mad? "Yes, frustration" 26: Who did you last see in person? "Tamara Vučić" 27: Are you listening to music right now? "Yes" 28: What is something you currently want right now? "Sex and general motivation" 29: What is the last thing you said out lot? "Aj ciao" 30: How is your heart lately? "Alive and kickin'" 31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie? "Yes" 32: Are you wearing socks? "Not this very moment" 33: What do people call you? "Saša, Fenksta, Zuš, Zolja, Zule, Sale" 34: Will you talk to the person you like tonight? "Since there's more of them, yes....and already did" 35: Are there any stressful situations in your life? "Of course, it wouldn't be life without them" 36: Who did you last share a bed with? "Just being in or on one or sleeping / "sleeping" ? Either Tamara, Dana or Renata" 37: Did you do something bad today? "Yes" 38: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you? "30 minutes ago" 39: Do you get stressed out easily? "No" 40: Will you sing today? "Every day ;) " 41: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t? "Of course" 42: Who do you go to when you need to talk to someone? "People I trust" 43: Have you ever been taken to the emergency room in an ambulance? "Yes, but I was unconscious so I can't remember. Damn alcohol" 44: What are you listening to right now? "Digimon soundtrack: Shuuugeki! Soshite..." 45: What is wrong with you right now? "Thirsty.......both ways" 46: What is on your wrists right now? "Rubber bracelet" 47: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing? "I'm topless right meow" 48: What do you like better: hot chocolate or hot apple cider? "Choco" 49: Do you make wishes at 11:11? "No, that's superstitious" 50: Are you a good artist? "Yes" 51: Love really is a beautiful thing huh? "Yes :) " 52: Do you miss the way things were six months ago? "A bit" 53: Ever been on a golf cart? "No" 54: Do you have trust issues? "No" 55: Ever stayed up all night on the phone, with who? "No, but on facebook" 56: Do you own something from Hot Topic? "No" 57: Do you use chap stick? "Yes" 58: Have you ever slapped someone in the face? "Yes" 59: Do you have a little sister? "Thankfully no" 60: Have you ever been to New York? "Once" 61: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it? "Yes.....................it's my mom, what do YOU think?" 62: Have you hugged someone within the last week? "Every day" XD 63: What were you doing at midnight last night? "Probably playing Fire Emblem or watching That 70s Show" 64: Have you ever regretted kissing someone? "No, but there was someone I had to kiss due to SPIN THE BOTTLE. That was awful, but I don't regret it" 65: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile? "Yes" 66: Were your last three kisses from the same person? "No" 67: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days? "No" 68: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone? "Sleeping? Alone." 69: Will next Friday be a good one? "Friday sub :3 "
Forever alone Bulbasaur
You know the feeling when your eyes are closed, but you can still blink ???
I check whoever is the last person to clap after an applause ends.
when you’re too full but the food is so good you just keep eating it
All the time
Is it just me or when you're about to shake someone's hand upon meeting them, you look at their hand so you don't miss ?
Even more reasons to love her.
i like to tell people when i need to go pee
rock fan: rap sucks, they don’t talk about anything that matters the beatles: I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob
if you sucked your own dick would it feel like sucking a dick or having your dick sucked
you ask the real questions
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
What is this?