did i say something way too honest? @loathsomelesbian - Tumblr Blog

everymorning: i think im about to die. i think im going to die. im actually going to die. this is it. im going to die. im going to die immediately.

every single night: lock in. OK. Lock In. Change your Life. I love you. Lock in. This is going to be big. I’m going to change the world. Ready? I love you. Lock in. I have an idea. Lock in.

headspace-hotel

Asunder is basically the most classic way to be torn, and if you're looking to be cleft, in twain is a vintage but stunning choice

xiiiwayfinders

hometoursandotherstuff

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwydx34kzlvo

runcibility

"Vanderhorst had been under the influence of MDMA and three litres of vodka she had consumed on the night of the offence last September, her lawyer Michael Hill told the court."

three. liters.

anais-ninja-bitch

i support women's wrongs

homoqueerjewhobbit

ghost-mantis

At a certain point they became more vodka than human. Her lawyer needs to argue that Smirnoff is the real culprit and jail the empty bottles.

maenadmars

all this “bottom rights” and “top rights” discourse…. u fools….. where is my support for switches!

tagfer

support.nintendo.com

air-so-sweet

btw your fat friends notice when the first thing you criticize about a bad person is their weight

monkeywiki

28 year old tumblr users will look at you and say do you remember thwomp day of 2013 when everyone was posting thwomp from mario 64 in different audio

existennialmemes

Companies in the 2000s: You wouldn't download a car! Digital copies are still stealing, even if the original copy remains with us.

Companies in the 2020s: That digital copy, which you have paid for, doesn't really belong to you. We're removing it from your library now.

existennialmemes

Companies deleting media you've literally purchased is 1000x more realistically "stealing" than digital piracy, you cannot change my mind

toddsolondz

destroying and betraying yourself for nothing all by yourself, handsome?

twinkhole-destroyer

you are my coworker and to some extent my victim

bedupolker

incredibly minor but still dumb side effect of late stage capitalism: ever notice how so many concert venues and stadiums just have the lamest names imaginable. Like ooooh Lady Gaga is playing at the..... Mortgage Stadium? Oh boy the finals are at the.... Chase Bank arena. Can't wait to catch a game at the Garunteed Rate field.