Dicks and Teapots

Ryan - Portland - 34

[boyanachronism]

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[catasters]

[desmolbean404]

QUIZ TIME!! Take this quiz, then come back and answer the poll!

100 REAL or FAKE Pokemon

100 Different 'Pokemon' will be shown to you. Choose if you think they are FAKE or REAL. Goal is to get a high score so you can brag to ever

What Was Your Score?

0%-20%

20%-40%

40%-50%

50%-60%

60%-70%

70%-80%

80%-99%

100%! (You're one smart cookie!)

Remaining time: 5 days 7 minutes

[boyanachronism]

99% because who the fuck is this?

[boyanachronism]

What’s with people forcing their way onto elevators/buses/trains the exact second the doors open? Are you so self centered that you can’t conceive of waiting five seconds to see if people are getting out?

[boyanachronism]

Guards! Clamp his nips!

[boyanachronism]

When I see the word “yank” as a pejorative for “someone from the US” it’s always funny to me. Yankee Doodle dandy is a song we learn in like preschool? It’s in media aimed at 4 year olds. So it hits with the weight of being called like “meany butt head”. Ouch. I am wounded!

[mi-ciudad]

pick me up like a kitty and kiss my head over and over and over again until i eventually put my paws on your face to set boundaries

[l-ile]

[mouchefska]

The Boy and The Heron (2023)

[fadedlovemp3]

30 minute yoga flow to unblock your posting chakra and release deeply buried posts

[itsanxiete]

despite all of the horrors, we NUT.

[ooppo]

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

[genderyomi-deactivated20240903]

tumblr's next feature is letting you smell your mutuals' armpits. you cannot turn this feature off

[breedabearworkshop]

[punkrock-bottom]

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature

[boyanachronism]

Quick refresher again.

Boundary: a statement of your own behavior in response to a situation (eg. If you yell at me I will walk out of this room. If you break my things I will not invite you to my home anymore and I will ask you to leave). They are about you and controlling and stating your own behavior.

Rule: a statement of how you will attempt to control someone else’s behavior. (Eg. You aren’t allowed to yell at me. You aren’t allowed to break my things). These seek control over another adult and are generally only enforceable by force, coercion, or violence.

[boyanachronism]

Ms parasite said deedeemegadoodoo

[murderofsomeone]

the last labubu has been shot in captivity