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fuck zodiac signs, what answer choice is your go to when you don't know the answer to a question? im a c person myself
roxy filling out their paperwork for the doctor
name: roxy
age: 24
gender: No ❤
Home: Less
Phone: No
Marital Status: heart been broke so many times
yes i will continue to rosemary and davekat post i dont infodump about them enough anyway heres my headcanon for how kanaya and rose began dating <3
OKAY so kanaya of course had such a huge crush on rose it was insane, but she was also scared that rose didnt return her feelings. kanaya quickly scrambled to karkat, basically the only person on the meteor she could go to for advice since she wasnt close to terezi or dave, and asked him for his input. karkat of course gives her *romantic* advice; a nice homemade meal with candles and such, and kanaya was like "LAME!" but said in a nice way as to not hurt his feelings. then when she was alone, she was like okay maryam. you can do this. you can woo the lady. she mustered the courage to go to rose herself (which took like. a month) and was like "if she doesnt like you for you then her loss!" hyping herself up and getting all ready, but also getting all sweaty and second-guessing herself at the same time.
then when she finally got infront of rose, her chest puffed out and shoulders squared, ready to say it, she kind of. deflated. and stammered. she was tripping over her words and regretting everything, her hands getting clammy and eyes darting to look everywhere except in rose's eyes. rose interrupts her spiel and self-hatred, and goes "Wanna date?" with this lopsided little grin and one of dave's applejuices she stole from him in one hand.
and thats how it happened i DONT take criticism
rosemary vs davekat
romantic banter
rosemary: playful teasing, they giggle and push eachother lightly, but all in good fun and flirting.
davekat: playful teasing that turns into an all-out roast war and ends up with karkat angrily chasing dave around the halls.
date night
rosemary: kanaya attempts to cook rose a nice human meal, and although it doesnt turn out amazing they still enjoy it together curled up on the couch watching a movie. bonus: rose bakes kanaya brownies after their meal!
davekat: dave orders a pizza and they eat it inside a pillow fort they made the night before, watching a romcom of karkat's choice on his laptop.
doing chores
rosemary: they choose to evenly split the chores, rose usually does the laundry while kanaya does the dishes, but if one isnt feeling well the other will happily do it for them.
davekat: karkat being the clean-freak he is chooses to do both the dishes and laundry by himself because he swears that dave doesnt do them correctly. dave cannot for the life of him convince karkat to let him clean something for once
driving
rosemary: kanaya does not like the idea of driving at all, so rose takes up the wheel and drives them around no problem. kanaya sees vehicles like walking deathtraps and therefore refuses to drive.
davekat: dave has anxiety when it comes to getting behind the wheel, so rose taught karkat how to drive since she wont be able to drive all 4 of them around. karkat caught on pretty quickly and is able to drive them both now no problem.
sleeping
rosemary: rose is very picky about which side of the bed to sleep on. she chooses to sleep on the right side as it touches the wall and makes her feel safer, so kanaya takes up the left side. rose also has a tendency to steal the blanket while asleep, so they have an extra blanket at the end of the bed for kanaya to snatch when that happens.
davekat: dave is an absolutely wild snoozer, he kicks in his sleep and karkat being a light sleeper will bolt awake anytime he moves too much. they somehow make it work though! however karkats the one who tends to steal the blanket, but dave also tends to overheat at night so he's totally fine with it.
how people think karkat and kanaya's dynamic is
karkat: FUCK PISS SHIT FUCK AUGH GOD DAMNIT
kanaya: Now Now Karkat Its Okay :) Allow Me To Baby You
karkat: GROWL HISS BARK DONT TOUCH ME
how their dynamic actually is
karkat: KANAYA OH MY GOD PUT THE CHAINSAW AWAY HOLY FUCK NO
kanaya: I Came Here To Fuck Bitches And Murder Clowns And I Am All Out Of Bitches
dinner in white households goes like this
monday: spaghetti
tuesday: some type of casserole
wednesday: corndogs you heat up in the microwave
thursday: boiled hotdogs
friday: tacos but w/ store bought meat and taco shells
saturday: lasagna
sunday: sandwiches with meat from the walmart deli section
gays can only choose 2 from this list
- gets/got their drivers license ON TIME
- is good at math
- has a steady sleep schedule
- can draw
- is good at english
assigning homestuck characters kins based off their personalities
aradia: peko
tavros: chihiro
sollux: leon
karkat: fuyuhiko
nepeta: aoi
kanaya: kyoko
terezi: ibuki
vriska: akane or celestia
equius: mondo or sakura
gamzee: yasuhiro
eridan: togami
feferi: sonia
dave: hajime or rantaro
jade: sayaka or aoi
june: kiyotaka
rose: chiaki
dirk: naegi mixed with kokichi
jane: mahiru
jake: honestly? nekomaru.
roxy: ibuki
some of you really think kanaya is the mom friend? wrong. shes the hip lesbian aunt who will sneak you some candy and a few dollar bills to buy yourself something pretty. shes always there at your sports events and is super supportive. voted blue for sure.
the mom friend is 100% karkat. freaks out over seeing blood, cares more about his friends than himself, probably carries bandaids with him at all times just in case, yells at you for being stupid, not afraid to hurt your feelings and tell you the truth.
im right and i get to say it.
karkat: yeah im a slytherin
dave: oh! what do you think i am?
karkat: a dumb bitch
dave: close, hufflepuff
im always seeing comics and fanfics where rose tricks karkat into doing something embarrassing infront of dave.... but what about kanaya tricking dave into doing something embarrassing infront of karkat? 😳 (CW; mentioned nsfw)
yes kanaya is not boring she is actually very fun you guys are just lame
guys STOP arguing about which homestuck character is better! theyre all amazing!!
rose is INTELLIGENT
kanaya is GRACEFUL
jade is ENERGETIC
karkat is INTENSE
gamzee
dave is RESILIENT
terezi is WITTY
i can not write fanfics on account of the fact that i am impatient, so i thought i'd throw out all of my ideas for davekat fics. if you like one feel free to take it and run with it!
1.) Mr. strider is a young music professor at a college, i'd say around 22, and the hot-headed 20 year old karkat vantas is forced to take his class. Karkat is always making snarky remarks under his breath and all around being himself. You can take this whatever direction, maybe dave asks karkat to stay after class and asks him out, your choice!
2.) There are two lands seated right across from eachother, Derse and Prospit. Inside of each are the Dersites and the Prospitians, along with the head castles. Dave is the prince of Derse along with his two sisters and his brother. Derse and Prospit are at a standoff, but he still manages to secretly chat with Jade and June of the Prospit castle. Anyway, back to the Davekat, Karkat is one of the employees at the Derse castle. He is paid to cook and clean and just keep the castle from falling apart with the help of his coworker Kanaya. They were both originally employed at the Prospitian castle, but they were sent here to help since they Dersite castle was low on staff. That was before Prospit and Derse were at eachother's throats, so now they're stuck here until its sorted out. Feel free to make it both Davekat and Rosemary, double points if you do actually.
3.) Karkat and Kanaya are cousins, they'd been conjoined at the hip since they were toddlers. Kanaya is a vampire, her mother had been one and it was passed onto her. In middleschool there was a tiny mishap where a certain hungry Kanaya bit the fuck out of Karkat and turned him. Oops. Well here they are as adults in college, still trying to keep their vampire asses out of trouble, especially in a town overrun by humans. Karkat begins seeing a boy named Dave who does not know he's a vampire. Again, bonus points for Rosemary being included. I have more ideas for this but you can do whatever! If you need more ideas though feel free to dm me^
4.) I really like the royal aus spare me. Anyway, Prince Dave of Derse has always been holed up in this dumbass castle since he was a child. His "father", Br*, refuses for Dave and Dirk to leave without guards surrounding them, which is quite annoying to both the boys. One night at around 1 a.m., a fed-up Dave miraculously sneaks out without anyone seeing him. He walks to the poor part of town where he finds Karkat Vantas and asks him for directions. Even while wearing an awful disguise of just a hood, Karkat doesn't recognize him and warns him about dangerous parts of the area and points him in the correct direction. Long story short Dave probably gets his ass in trouble somehow and a nearby Karkat has to rescue his dumbass. Maybe Dave still tries to keep the fact that he's a prince from Karkat. I love this idea somebody pls
5.) Meteor AU where Dave is *incredibly* jealous of and hates Gamzee. Anytime Karkat mentions Gamzee or he hears a tiny noise from a vent he literally gets so mad BWHAHHA. Just jealous!Dave in general makes my heart soar, please guys give me jealous Dave aus i need food and i need it now
june: i wish to one day be rich enough to tip my waiters and waitresses way more than 20%!
dave: wait youre supposed to tip your waiters
june: ....yes?
dave:
june: dave. have you not been-
dave: *panicking* i have to go back
good morning to all of the 😌💞❤💞❤💞❤ nepeta kinnies 😌💞❤💞❤💞❤
and to the rest of you.... goodmorning ig 😐
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im just saying but if Gamzee had attacked Nepeta first, the comic would have went much differently :)
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i genuinely dont remember posting this im sorry??? ngl tho past me had the right fucking mindset you tell 'em sis