What Even Is This?

Just a place to anonymously post my most unhinged thoughts because I’m annoying my friends and roommates and my therapist said I needed an outlet. Gonna be a combo of concerningly horny things, whatever is happening in the games I’m playing, witching hour thoughts and just generalized shitposting.

[feralshitposting]

My screen crack keeps Mike Wazowski-ing Phil and it’s kind of hilarious.

[feralshitposting]

Your bias is a kind of dead wife

[byoldervine]

Fanfic is a great way to practice self-indulgence while writing. It doesn’t even have to be good, it just exists purely for your pleasure, be a little freak about it. Worry about quality and what other people think when it comes to works you intend to publish in a formal setting

[feralshitposting]

I have so many things that are never gonna see the light of day because I’m basically using it as a journal at this point. It’s my most connected batch of one-shots.

[feralshitposting]

Phan’s (or the Dan and Phil variety), I have a question for y’all.

How are we dressing for the Hard Launch tour?

Are we treating this as a sort of Met Gala of gays and Phan history?

Do you think I could get away with pasties under a mesh top as a larger AFAB person?

Should I ask my sister, who is a quilter and costumer, to make me a costume of the Phedsheets?

Maybe it’s the combination of me not being able to go to any Pride events or Ren Fairs this year because of major expenses and that I have no Phan friends and am going alone again that makes me want to stand out and talk to people. Also that I used to attend a con every year for 8 years and then became disabled and unable to afford it and also have no one to talk to about ANY of my fandoms.

Oh yeah. That.

Anyway. Are we treating this like Pride? Halloween? Phan history costume party?

[feralshitposting]

Just decided that I’m going to try and make a faux Fabrage Phan back egg. It will be the Phedsheets and have a mini golden pig inside.

Mock-up to come tomorrow sometime.

[papawolfchris]

BANG CHAN performing Thunderous @ Gov ball NYC

[cosmicpromise]

Hyunjin X GUESS Jeans Melrose pop up Los Angeles 04-06-2026

[feralshitposting]

Jesus Christ I just out loud scolded myself for getting too delusional about Hyunjin and it sounded exactly like when my mom scolds me 😭

I was listening to “Long for You” while high and the hopeless romantic child who used to stalk their crushes in me starting saying that we were soulmates doomed to never meet.

Imma go read some soulmate au fanfics and live vicariously through the characters

[feralshitposting]

The fact I was a Dan and Phil fan for years and then just when they announce that they’ve been together this entire time, I found Stray Kids and then Minsung, feels like a personal attack and a special sort of hell.

I’M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING

[pineapple-burgah]

CHAN LIFTING INNIE WHAT THE FUCK

[feralshitposting]

Dimple Dorm just out here causing mass casualties.

[love-ultra-seven]

Every fanfic that has anything to do with him looking at you I will now be picturing this 🤤

Photo flustered me immediately

[feralshitposting]

Op you are so real for this. If I had seen him this day I would have committed atrocities had he asked.

Yes Jinnie, anything you want for ever and ever.

[feralshitposting]

There is a voice in my head like the Green Goblin that keeps trying to convince me that I should become a sugar baby.

It’s friends with the voice that reminds me when I’m lying awake at 3 am unable to sleep that I accidentally figured out how to make chloroform when trying to clean a bloodstain and my internet was out so I couldn’t search it.

I had placed them both in solitary confinement in there, but I guess theres a crack between their cells so they could talk to each other.

[feralshitposting]

I feel like when Bangchan first met Felix and heard him talk/sing, he immediately mentally wrote like 70 songs and figured out what was missing from one of the ones he had been working on at the time? And immediately was like “I need him, he’s not allowed to leave now.”

[sillystringstar]

hey itll be okay. blorbo covered in blood

[sillystringstar]

my post? dont smoke my post?

[feralshitposting]

The temptation to print this on rolling paper and record a video rolling and smoking it is as high as I am right now.

[feralshitposting]

I just made myself sad.

So I know the timelines probably don’t match up, but the lyrics to the song Escape could be about the night that Hyunjin almost quit and Chan caught him and brought him back to his place to record it away from everyone else.

Just a thought that came to me while I was rewatching the video, and wanted opinions on.

[stay4ever1234566]

[feralshitposting]

Here me out: nipple piercings

[minyicho]

starting a collection of my favourite AO3 author’s notes

honourable mentions