A Vinagrette of Conflict and Confusion

@toasty-tart 's side blog dedicated to A Series of Unfortunate Events

[kitsnicket]

I just know olaf sleeps with his mattress straight on the ground

[kitsnicket]

You can’t tell me that man owns a bed frame and sheets

[lyeekha]

Hotel Denouement Lobby and Famous Clock Design

(it’s the latest page from my fic, but as a design concept ive been working on for ages it’s very much standalone - better quality on ao3 though)

[thefabulousweirdtrotters]

Black & Gold Bat/Cat/Crow/Eye Tea Set 

Get it here:

[clownsgobeepbeep]

@grotesquegabby

[mbrainspaz]

I really enjoy just existing in hotels. The long identical hallways. The soulless abstract art. The weird noises the air-conditioner makes. Strange city lights in the window. Six stories off the ground. Strangers chatting in the hall. Nothing in the dresser. No past, but an infinite present. 

[sushinfood]

Finally, Someone Understands

[zebracakesarecopingmechanisms]

The Henchpeople when Olaf isn’t on the mountain

(I know it’s a bit hard to recognize the characters, so I’ll list them from left to right:

The Tall Bald Man, Sunny, Fernald, Esmé, The White-Faced Women, and the Henchperson Of Indeterminate Gender.

[toasty-tart]

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[kitsnicket]

Asoue adaptation directed by Wes Anderson WHEN

[whoslaurapalmer]

thinking about monty and josephine, for reasons, i don’t know where i’m going with this but 

-i guess this really depends on how each reader perceives what “working for vfd” entails, but -there’s a lot of focus on b+b leaving vfd and like rightfully so, but monty and josephine also seem to be??? at least fairly removed from vfd at the point the kids meet them and i’m just thinking about, what could’ve happened to them too, what they were or weren’t doing for vfd and why   -not sure how related to vfd i think the herpetological society is, but that’s a thought -idk i think it’s just something to think about, where they were in their lives, how involved they still were with vfd, because of monty’s commitment to the society and hardcore focus on it (again, whether or not it was vfd related) and because of what fear has done to josephine 

[fernalds-chef-salad]

Y'all, what if I combined my interests and...

Drew asoue characters as animal crossing villagers?

[kitsnicket]

Nothing on earth could prepare me for this sentence

[kitsnicket]

Guess what day it is

[zebracakesarecopingmechanisms]

[statictay]

show: the hardened badass protects a child

me every time: oh my god the hardened badass protects a child

[zebracakesarecopingmechanisms]

Fernald and Sunny

[deforest]

Clark Gable DANCING LADY (1933) dir. Robert Z. Leonard

[toasty-tart]

Lil' doodle of a Denouement

[callieshipman]

my sister is reading the penultimate peril and i asked her if she had figured out who was frank and who was ernest (shes not up to the dewey reveal yet) and she said she had a theory and i was like oh she figured it out but then she said “what if theres only one of them and hes just going really fast”

honestly that has strong vfd energy and i would be fully prepared to believe they have one person pretending to be triplets but the idea of him just ending his conversation with the baudelaires and then stealthily sprinting around the lobby to start another conversation with them as a different person has me in TEARS what a way to run a hotel and stay fit

[transdashiellqwerty]

new au where dewey and ernest die and frank is like hey vfd can i get a uhhh weekend off to be sad

and vfd is like hmmm… mayhaps… alternatively… you could pretend to be ernest forever…

alternatively “im robbing a bank tomorrow and when the cops try to come for me ill tell them it was my evil twin ernest boochie flagrante”

[toasty-tart]

Alternatively, Alternatively:

Frank robs the bank, but both him and Ernest get arrested because the cops can’t tell who’s who.

Leaving Dewey to run the hotel by himself while (most likely Kit) breaks them out.

[beatricebidelaire]

every feeling you haven't realized

pairings: Josephine Anwhistle / Olivia Caliban, Frank Denouement / Josephine Anwhistle

word count: ~2.8k

alt: ao3

She first noticed him - really noticed him - when she was nineteen, and him eighteen, and he’s frowning as their group of friends egged each other on about breaking into a chaperone’s house for a bet. A frown distinctively different from his brother’s amused expression a few feet away. His brother, who’s occasionally joining in Beatrice and Olaf’s increasingly intense conversation with rising stakes about the bet, and occasionally leaning over to whisper a few words into Bertrand’s ears. She noticed Kit narrowed her eyes a bit every time the latter happened.

He’s different, though. The wary frown, the look of disapproval. The firm, cool refusal to participate even as Beatrice smiled her most brilliant smiles at him. Very pretty and very brilliant, Josephine thought. Josephine could understand why people less careful than herself would be easily roped into anything when Beatrice smiled like that. So it was interesting to notice one of the Denouement brothers seem utterly unmoved, and tired of the senseless shenanigans.

So he’s the sensible one, she thought. The careful one who knew to evaluate risks.

Josephine made a note about this in her head.

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[valtsv]

*gets down on one knee* will you... *pulls out a lighter* commit arson with me?

[valtsv]