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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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$LAYYYTER
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Origami Around
Sade Olutola
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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Janaina Medeiros
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@ferretthegremlin
We rly need to bring back the term “acquaintance” like into regular and frequent use. So many high drama community squabbles and feelings of betrayal could be avoided if people just admitted there’s a step between “stranger” and a full on friend whose friendship you have a commitment to continuing and fostering. Like sometimes you’re just aquatinted with someone and you might decide you don’t like them after getting to know them a bit better…that’s very normal
sidewalk art I walked by today. there is love out there.
Record me sucking it… ♡
My butch girlfriend and I have talked about recording ourselves when we’re fucking before. She decides to start recording me when I’m on my knees sucking her strap. “Thats it.. look up at the camera while you’re sucking my cock..” She has her hand behind my head lightly thrusting into my mouth while I look up at the camera with wide eyes. I stop sucking it and hide my face. “C’mon, baby don’t hide your face.. keep sucking my cock..” I grab the shaft of her strap and start sucking on it again. She’s moaning while pushing my head onto it. I’m looking at her while her phone is in front of my face, gagging on her strap.
She starts face fucking me more harder and takes it out of my mouth and I gasp and catch my breath. “Fuck.. you’re such a slut.. taking my cock down your throat like that..” There’s spit running down my chin onto my tits. She slaps me across the face and props her phone up. She lifts up my chin and shoves her strap back into my mouth. She starts fucking my mouth again while I grab onto her legs, gagging and tearing up. She eventually takes my mouth off of it and I try to catch my breath while tears are streaming down my face. I glance at the camera to see my mascara ruined and spit all over myself. “Alright.. that’s enough of a break.. keep fucking sucking it..” “Baby.. my throat.. my jaw hurts..” She then grabs my face and bends down and kisses me. “Okay.. then that’s enough for now.. you did so good for me..”
“Get on the bed”. I crawl onto the bed and lay on my back and spread my legs. I’m sniffling and my makeup is absolutely ruined and my hair is all messy. “Aww.. that’s cute..” She grabs her phone and records me. “Look.. the little slut wants to have intimate missionary sex.. how cute.. Turn over. On your stomach..” She props her phone back up and turns me over and grabs my waist, pulling me towards her strap. My ass is up and my face is buried in the pillow. She starts fucking me hard into our bed. She smacks my ass a couple times, leaving marks. I lift my head to see myself in the camera and watch her fucking me from behind while also looking at myself. She lays down on me, putting all her weight on me. “Fuck.. fuck.. you’re so big and deep inside of me.. harder.. fuck me harder..” “Look at yourself.. look at yourself in the camera getting fucked by my strap.. that’s it.. you’re taking it so fucking well, baby..”
TH-THIS GAME IS A FETISH GAME!!!! ITS AWFUL AND DISGUSTING!!!
ok. still gonna play it.
i'm still losing my mind over this, that is EXACTLY what the weed store in Splatoon would sound like.
this song is on my regular rotation
thinking of saying “biiiiiig stretch” to a cute pup while pushing their face into the mattress.
if you suck on her tits hard enough she'll lactate eventually. i promise. you just have to keep trying.
awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?
i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users
would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.
that’s not the whole flag, now is it
hey staff what the fuck
hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose
HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE
What about straight pride??
Children. If you don't listen to nothing else I say, listen to this: Hit them. Hit them right in the mouth. You might still cry, but you'll feel good that you didn't *just* cry. It's always okay to hit a racist. Every time.
i remember coming home sobbing from school when my theater teacher would only cast me as dogs and racist caricatures. i remember when i would apply and reapply deodorant and perfume because the girl would say i smelled like shit to me every day when i was the only brown kid in that class, i remember seething with rage every time some would say "your so eloquent" in way that was clearly implying that they expected less of me because i was brown, i remember getting angry when people would tell that i should get deported. if you had a racist phase i am not going to be the person to forgive you, go fuck yourself.
Think tanks explicitly founded to "abolish transgenderism" will publish a report that's like "there's no evidence that trans healthcare works if you ignore all the evidence" and be taken seriously, meanwhile actual researchers go "there's seriously NO evidence that gatekeeping helps" and get ignored
Like on the one hand there's new papers each year going "So it turns out that there's literally no fucking reason to restrict transition access based on these arbitrary criteria, and in fact, they were explicitly made up by some Danish fuck because he was personally obsessed with the idea that trans people were demons, and as it turns out the only measurable impacts of this policy are to increase risks to the patient" that have no impact on the healthcare systems they're criticizing whatsoever.
And then, on the other hand, you've got "Shockingly, this life-altering treatment that massively impacts how the patient is perceived by others in all facets of life is primarily supported by observational studies, as opposed to the enormous violations of bodily autonomy and human dignity necessary to perform a true randomized control trial. We recommend that treatment ceases immediately because you don't understand how evidence-based medicine works." And that becomes a linchpin of the politics of multiple European countries' trans healthcare politics for the next several years.
It's fucking clown world. Nobody who enabled this should be in a position of any power whatsoever.
“We need more complex/morally grey female characters!” you guys couldn’t even handle invisigal
Happy pride month! To all the allies. Here's how you can show your appreciation to trans people this month ^×^
1. Ask your fav trans person how they'd like you to send them nudes ^×^ becoming porn for us is one of the best ways to show you value our sexual well-being during this month of celebration <3 (I personally prefer fansly :3c)
2. Give us money ^×^ This could be just because you want to see us thrive but personally you can also you can tell me how much better your money is spent on jerking off my massive girl cock <3
3. Let your partner become a trans persons pet ^×^ you don't deserve sex during pride month anyways so just leave us to satisfy your partner <3
Hope these tips can help out ^×^
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does anybody remember free the nipple. i wish i wasnt a stupid ten year old when that was a thing because i didnt know how good that movement really was. can we bring that back? the idea that womens bodies arent inherently sexual? all womens bodies? can women be braless or topless without it being a big fucking deal? please?
Bent over on the bed, on your back, eyes covered, wrists bound to your ankles, tits squished together nice and pretty, fully free-use strap bait, and your partner warms you up, starts off with a fairly normal size toy, maybe just a little bigger than you're used to, and you're leaking a massive puddle with every thrust into you, and moaning all sorts of horny nonsense... and then you hear the sound of a pump being squeezed and you feel the strap inside you thicken...
And it's definitely more than you've been able to take before!
You try and beg them to take it slow, say how much it is, your pussy isn't used to anything that big! And your clit is hammering in time with your heartbeat and you're shaking when they start rubbing it super fast while they keep fucking you...
Then, before you've even gotten used to the current size, they squeeze the pump again and you whine, oh fuckkkk that's WAY too much! You're starting to sob, overstimulated from the stretch and the attention on your clit, and your partner shushes you, tells you it's okay! And then they take the hand on your clit and use it to push your own teat into your mouth, holding it there so your're forced to suck on it.
All the while, they're still fucking you, and you can't do anything about it, and your brain finally starts to shut off when the pump squeaks again, and all you can do is take it...
Hours later, your partner undoes the release on the strap and steps back, leaving the toy still lodged in you, and then you're dazzled, blinking in even the dim bedroom light. Your partner is behind you, one hand on your tit, groping, and the other circling around the end of the toy inside you. You're held up by their shoulder and your wrists and ankles are still bound, so you're forced to watch in the mirror beyond the foot of the bed as the toy is finally pulled out of you... You cum hard, and the evidence of all the other orgasms forced upon you joins it, flooding the bed further as your hole flutters vainly, the muscles exhausted and stuck where they've been forced for the past few hours.
You're so open, and you finally look properly at the toy, still inflated at the size it was removed from you...
How THAT managed to fit inside you, you have no idea. It makes you feel light-headed just looking at it.
You're still mesmerised by the unreal girth of the toy when you finally look and see your partner has a fist inside you, and it's not until they open their fingers and drag their fingertips along your g-spot and up to your cervix that you realise that's the first thing you felt, even though they're wrist-deep inside you.
roald dahl was antisemitic and misogynistic. george orwell was openly homophobic. edgar allan poe married his 13 year old cousin. dr seuss cheated on his wife (and was racist as well as antisemitic!). hp lovecraft was racist as fuck. anyways they’re fucking dead it’s not like you’re enabling their behaviors in the afterlife or something. then again I think they bleed into the books so uh keep an eye out for that
the difference between these old white guys and jk rowling is that the former group is all dead. jk rowling is alive and using your money to oppress trans people
