The Most Festive.

Ashley. Twenty-four. Cat mom. Good luck figuring out what kind of blog this is, because I don't even know.

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amazon bring me….my child

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SON???????????

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He’s ok just wrinkly

[snagerdragon]

he was vacuum sealed

[melonmemes]

[yourfavoritewerewolf]

who would win? matilda or eleven

[annehairball]

they’d become best friends

[yourfavoritewerewolf]

you know what youre absolutely right

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

My wife and I were were talking the other day and, I don’t remember what we were even talking about, but the idea came up that we would need an oreo for. I joked about getting one from my secret stash. This is where she made her mistake. She said “oh right, like you could have an Oreo stash without me knowing about it.”

I’m sorry?

That’s a challenge.

Oreos aquired.

I’m going to hide them in a super simple place at first

But be sure to follow this post while I chronicle all the ways and places I hide them and also how I plan on taunting her with cookies while she can’t find the package

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

She is out of the house for a moment so it’s time to enjoy a few cookies

And find a new hiding spot

Hehehe

They up there

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Normally I’m a Oreos with milk kinda guy, but I’ll take coffee if coffee is available

Now to hide them right under her nose

She never looks under the TV for anything. Tonight when we are watching Halloween Wars I’ll have a big dopey grin on my face

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Time to up the stakes. It was fun having em here and hiding them around her while she didn’t know what was happening. Bit now it’s time for her to be in on the game she is playing

Four cookies packed in her lunch. Game on

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

I’ve been cleaning house today and feeling like I’ve done a pretty good job. Time to reward myself with some delicious Oreos

Aaaaand put them where she would never find them in a million years

:)

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Got up early this morning and helped pack everyone’s lunch. Pulling a damn Oprah over here

You get some cookies! You get some cookies! Everyone gets cookies!

Then a devious idea struck me…

I put the remaining Oreos in a baggie to hide by themselves. Now to “hide” the package where it will probably be found…

And pin the actual stash to the inside of the closet wall

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[kittyinhighheels]

If you two weren’t already married I’d beg you to marry her because you two are obviously perfect for each other and I love this post with all my heart

[masterofthenightscape]

This guy’s dopey grin at his success at hiding oreos is exactly what I’m here for

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

You like that eh? Well you are going to love today’s installment

Look at that. So sad. So few Oreos left

Guess I’ll just pin em right to the middle of the wall in the middle of the living room. She’ll never find em there

Oh, guess I should put this back up

Bwa ha ha ha! You guys! You guys don’t understand! I was planning on doing this and when I got home and looked at it I was like “aww, it’s too thin. They won’t fit.” I even TOLD my wife this and how I was disappointed that I wouldn’t be able to hide them back there.

But then I looked again. They dooooo

Thank you all so much for the love. I knew y'all would like this, but I had no idea you would like it THIS MUCH. People calling us “goals” and stuff… Man…. It’s kinda hard to take in ya know? Anyways: if this post gets Over 9000™ before I get off work today I will pick up Halloween Oreos on my way home and this will not stop

And, as promised, a dopey grin

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Twasnt easy to get the stupid video to load. But I got it and I recommend giving it a watch here: http://keepcalmandcarrieunderwood.tumblr.com/post/179330357103

She is so happy that the Oreo Saga continues. Just look at how happy she is

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Came home to find this

But she never looked inside the blue chair

Good stuff, but it’s time for some cookies

Gotta have some while I think about where these guys are going next

Hmmmmm

Got it.

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Ohmygosh oh. my. gosh. You guys. Near disaster. Check this shiz out:

Wife and I were sewing Elly’s Halloween costume up

Yea, she is going to be a spider and it’s super cute and all but. But. Loooook

Holy actual shit the Oreos fell out from the table literally next to her.

The moment she got up I threw them into the closet

Also:shout out to whoever it was that lost a follower for this post

Sry bout that eh.

[deanhoney-deactivated20220819]

whoever murders me best not be caught bc im aiming to be featured on buzzfeed unsolved

[allycattiny]

I love how this implies that op’s murder is inevitable. There is a lot of chaotic energy here.

[deanhoney-deactivated20220819]

if you met me you would know it’s inevitable

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[naamahdarling]

This is actually A+ cat management. “Mirroring” is a big thing with cats. It’s why they will lay in similar positions several feet apart, or will come and try to do things when you do them. It’s a sign that they love you and want to show. This cat wants to be close to its owner, and also wants to do what its owner is doing, to be involved in some way. Giving them their own thing to use is a really great way to redirect them and allow them to mirror the behavior in a non-disruptive way that frustrates neither party. This is a GOOD IDEA.

[yourdailyseokjin]

© 9_DDaE

[aestheticacadema]

How i clean my room: - start in one corner - find something from 7 years ago - forget about cleaning my room

[corvidcantina]

Me: I want to know languages

Person: then study

Me: no study. Only know.

[angelaeon]

Me, whenever the DuoLingo owl starts harassing me to do my practice

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]

[liberalsarecool]

Time to save yourself. #VoteBlue

[threehoursfromtroy]

KIDS! In the US and elsewhere… older generations will use you as a prop but will work against making the world better for you, again and again. GET OUT THERE AND VOTE!

[festivewillow]

Get out and fucking vote!!

[therealraewest]

Hey do y'all fucks remember two years ago when just before the election all these “don’t vote both parties are bad” or “vote independent!” Posts were going around and then Trump won and now two weeks before midterms there’s all these “don’t bother voting, revolution is the only way!” And “your vote isn’t gonna matter and is an ineffective way to protest” posts are going around? Yeah knock that shit right the fuck off, don’t fall for it and get your ass to the polls, we are not doing this again.

[fullmental]

perfect recipe for mothers day:

Water: 35 l.

Carbon: 20 kg. 

Ammonia: 4 l. 

Lime: 1.5 kg. 

Phosphorus: 800 g. 

Salt: 250 g. 

Saltpeter: 100 g. 

Sulfur: 80 g. 

Fluorine 7.5 g. 

Iron 5 g. 

Silicon 3 g. 

trace amounts of 15 other elements.

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[guy]

that glow tho

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[chessys]

s/o to the me in the alternate universe where i have halloween plans i hope she looks hot

[thecutestofthecute]

Dogs with butterflies ehe he he

Dogs with butterflies oho ho ho

Dogs with butterflies aha ha ha