Fetch Me That Pipe

57 channels and nothin' on

[book23worm]

Sid’s a little salty.

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This is like when someone breaks character on SNL.

[nthmetal]

#PresidentialDebate2016

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Plot twist. Hillary is Jim’s mom.

[mourgant]

monday sept. 26th presidential debate recaps 

[crushosaur]

[im-inlovewithahockeyplayer-deac]

Everyone needs this on their dash from time to time

[pestilentmuse]

wait omg this is adorable

[sabinmoon]

This is a TV show in Canada, called Battle of the Blades, where hockey stars team up with figure skaters, to compete in competitions to perform at teh end of the season

[orichalga]

@soottea

[chelseabloxsom]

10/10 would watch

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Ha! Okay. So, there IS a show called Battle of the Blades, but this isn't it - this is footage from players goofing around after games in the Russian (KHL) League.

[latenightseth]

Start your Saturday with Seth’s favorite jokes of the week!

[dontsleepsharks]

I feel like any time someone touches a goalie, it turns into the intro scene from Romeo and Juliet:

DID YOU TOUCH MY FUCKING GOALIE?

I DID TOUCH A GOALIE BUT I DID NOT TOUCH YOUR GOALIE, SIR.

DID YOU TOUCH MY FUCKING GOALIE?

DRAW IF YOU BE MEN.

*MURDER PILE*

[thisisahockeyblog]

*goalie crawling out of the way*

[yeah-i-speak-that]

Two goalies, both alike in dignity

In fair Verizon Center, where we lay our scene

From ancient grudge break to new penalty,

Where civil blood makes civil gloves unclean.

From forth the fatal pads of these two foes

A pair of ice-cross’d wingers take their life;

Whose misadventured piteous overembellishments

Do with their fists bury their goalies’ strife.

The fearful passage of their chipped-tooth’d love,

And the continuance of their fans’ rage,

Which, but their season’s end, nought could remove,

Is now the two hours’ traffic of our stage;

The which if you with giant foam fingers attend,

What here shall miss, our goon shall strive to mend.

[arrghigiveup]

=DDD

[goaliesticks]

A Short Poem About Hockey

Where the fuck Is the puck

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@shinesatwill (there’s like a thousand of these)

[eclecticaldevices]

`Photos from @bustmagazine‘s interview with SNL perfect human Aidy Bryant.

[theheftyhideaway]

She is my favorite!

[aquasquatch]

[girlwithalessonplan]

YA DONE MESSED UP A-A-RON.

[mdmshakespeare]

[paticmak]

I rewatched inside llewyn davis cause of @felloart yesterday, and then i had a dream about poe singing space folk songs to the other resistance pilots…. so now you can have this stupid gif.

X

edit: also imagine about padme…

[56blogsstillcrazy]

JORDAN THE FUCKING GOAT

shoot it u fucking midget im weak

[fluffgawd]

This is wild.

[deadventriloquist]

I always respected him but now I like him, too

[purepopfornowpeople]

MJ is all kinds of cold-blooded ruthless.

[fetchmethatpipe]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp1LakhBh-U#t=22

(I was there. No joke)

[hashtagparksandrec]

[amandaexmachina-deactivated2018]

Donna for the new BBC Sherlock.

[moonblossom]

I would watch the hell out of that. Make it happen please.

[isitcoldenoughforpants]

Only if Tom is Watson

[instant-oatmeal]

yes please

[shinesatwill-deactivated2020061]

DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN YES

[fetchmethatpipe]

*reaches for PVR remote* What channel is this on?

[thebristolboard]

Highlights from The Perry Bible Fellowship Almanack by Nicholas Gurewitch, published by Dark Horse Comics, March 2009.

[jakubrozalski]

‘shepherd’

new painting from my 1920+ universe, yes it is a shepherd on the mechanical stilts :) cheers!

[fetchmethatpipe]

But the pipe seals it. More please.

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Why was my kid’s minor hockey team killing a penalty for the Canucks last night? Weird.

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