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Laura, 27, she/her, gamer and perpetually tired. CoD, Star Wars, ASOIF/GOT, Pacific Rim, Horizon ZD/FW, Apex Legends. Animal and nature pics too. Feudaldoodle on AO3

[peterparkersleftwebshooter]

👎 good luck with that guys

[sunderwight]

Mulan AU where she does get caught by the other fresh recruits while she's bathing but Mushu helps her spin it like the lake is cursed by an evil lizard demon and will turn men into women if they stay in it for too long.

From there it's not actually difficult to get the other soldiers onboard with covering up the fact that poor Ping took one for the team and got afflicted by the vagina curse, especially since it would have been all of them if they hadn't gotten the warning ahead of time. So they agree to help him cover it up, because obviously the army's not going to understand.

Shang is... tentatively glad that the men are bonding and getting along, even if they continue to be deeply weird about it.

[great-art-and-a-purple-tongue]

Ling: Hey man, what's up— you've got boobs?!?!

Mulan: Uh, what boobs? Huh? Where did these come from?

Mushu: *facepalms and thinks quickly* (speaks from the shadows) I AM THE SPIRIT OF THE LAKE! BEWARE MY CURSED WATERS FOR THEY WILL TURN MEN INTO WOMEN!

Ling, Yao, and Chien Po: Oh no! The spirit of the cursed waters!

[scribeofchaos]

Chi-Fu: SHE'S A WOMAN LI SHANG!

Mulan: Look-

Ling, Yao, and Chien Po: WE CAN EXPLAIN!!

[One convoluted, chaotic explanation later]

Shang: ...is this why you've all been insisting we don't camp anywhere that doesn't have a lake.

Shang: and then none of you actually swim in it.

Shang: and you all keep jumping at shadows.

Shang: wait a second Ping did this happen before or after you became insanely good at fighting?

Shang: did you get better at fighting after you became a woman.

Shang: are women better at fighting than us.

Mulan: ....uh. well. maybe? no one's ever tried to find out.

Yao: [thinking very fast] y'know Captain it's just so hard to find recruits these days.

Chien Po: Real shortage of men.

Ling: Lots of women, though.

Mulan: [catching on] Without marriage prospects.

Shang: You're right, men. The spirits must have done this in order to show us that we should be recruiting women as fighters.

Mushu [from the shadows, seeing an opportunity to do the funniest thing]: EXACTLY, LI SHANG. I HAVE TRANSFORMED PING INTO A WOMAN BECAUSE YOU HAVE TOO LONG OVERLOOKED THE TRUE WAY TO WIN THE WAR.

Mulan [seeing an opportunity to get all the stories straight]: O Great Spirit, is it reversible?

Mushu: WHY WOULD YOU WISH TO REJECT MY GIFT? I HAVE SEEN YOUR HEART, CHILD, AND HAVE ALREADY ALTERED THE MEMORIES OF EVERYONE WHO KNEW YOU BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR THE ARMY. YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THEIR DAUGHTER.

Li Shang: Welp, the spirits have spoken. Ping - wait is your name still Ping if you're a woman now?

Mulan: Uh. Actually, I was thinking of renaming myself. How do you feel about Mulan?

BONUS:

Mulan [climbing out of the eleventh lake the men have arranged for her to swim in]: Yeah no, it didn't work. Still got boobs. [tries to appear dejected].

Chien Po: If it makes you feel better, they're very nice boobs.

Mulan: Thanks, Chien Po.

[minubell]

AU where Sauron literally pours all of his cruelty and malice and will to dominate all life into the One Ring...

And then just fucking stares at at it for five seconds before dropping it on the ground and leaving because without all that stuff he's Nice now.

[akitasenseidraws]

Trying to not get attached to the children you've kidnapped challenge : impossible

[feudaldoodle]

Kidnap fam my beloved

[rosenrotstuff]

The last kiss.

CELEBRIMBOR and ANNATAR.

[r-truth]

[gischtglas]

[hybernating-bear]

That's because this is Silmarillion

[the-commonplace-book]

[rosenrotstuff]

Celebrimbor and Annatar

[akitasenseidraws]

Cursed reverse mermaid Maglor for @peasant-player's reverse mermaid crack week, i got invited to participate and I couldn't say no 😭

the pose reference is from @adorkastock

[feanor]

a guide to fëanorian names

it can be really hard to navigate the silm fandom and read certain fanfics when u don’t know who’s who (i know, i’ve been there. and probably some of those fanfics are ones i’ve written). so without further ado:

1. fëanor

names he has: fëanor, fëanáro, curufinwë

what do they mean?

fëanor: fëanáro but make it sindarin

fëanáro: spirit of fire!

curufinwë: skilled finwë

notes: fëanáro is his mother name, so given by míriel therindë. curufinwë is his father name, so given by finwë. less commonly in some fics, he might be nicknamed náro.

2. nerdanel

names she has: nerdanel, istarnië

what do they mean?

nerdanel: idk jirt never said

istarnië: the wise

notes: technically istarnië is the rejected original version of her name, although i’ve seen some refer to her by it. nerdanel is definitely recognisable name. also: nerdanel if ur out there marry me please

3. maedhros

names he has: maedhros, maitimo, nelyafinwë, nelyo, russandol

what do they mean?

maedhros: sindarised mix of maitimo and russandol

maitimo: well-formed (read: hot)

nelyafinwë: third finwë (read: fuck you fingolfin)

nelyo: shortened version of nelyafinwë

russandol: russet-top, redhead

notes: maitimo is his mother name and nelyafinwë his father name. you’ll often find nelyo in fics where the sons of fëanor are casually conversing with each other or in valinor-set fics. russandol is usually used in fic by fingon and that name makes up half the term russingon, if you were wondering where the hell the silm fandom got that particular ship name. maedhros also has the most names among the songs of fëanor. or anyone tbh.

4. maglor

names he has: maglor, makalaurë, kanafinwë, káno

what do they mean?

maglor: name interpreted as a sindar version of makalaurë

makalaurë: gold-cleaver

kanafinwë: strong-voiced finwë

káno: shortened version of kanafinwë, but also means commander!

notes: makalaurë is his mother name, kanafinwë his father name. like nelyo, you’ll often find káno where the sons of fëanor are speaking casually or in valinor-set fics. the sons of fingolfin also have ‘káno’ as parts of their quenya names, though, so watch out for that! (its not very common to see anyone call all of them by the same name tho)

5. celegorm

names he has: celegorm, tyelkormo, turkafinwë, tyelko/turko

what do they mean?

celegorm: sindar variant of tyelkormo

tyelkormo: hasty-riser

turkafinwë: strong finwë

tyelko/turko: shortened versions of tyelkormo and turkafinwë

notes: tyelkormo is the mother name and turkafinwë the father name. tyelko and turko are in the same boat as nelyo and kano. technically turko is the proper nickname but a lot of people prefer tyelko (myself included) because it sounds less like ‘turkey’ or otherwise.

6. caranthir

names he has: caranthir, carnistir, morifinwë, moryo

what do they mean?

caranthir: sindarised version of carnistir

carnistir: red-faced

morifinwë: dark finwë

moryo: shortened version of morifinwë

notes: carnistir is the mother name, morifinwë the father name. moryo is the nickname (see: nelyo)

7. curufin

names he has: curufin, atarinkë, curufinwë, curvo

what do they mean?

curufin: curufinwë but make it short & sindarised

atarinkë: little father

curufinwë: skilled finwë

curvo: short form of curufinwë

notes: in short? dad junior. i’m sure at this point you can tell which parent gave him which name. for inquiries about curvo, see moryo.

8. celebrimbor

names he has: celebrimbor, tyelperinquar

what do they mean?

celebrimbor: sindarised version of tyelperinquar

tyelperinquar: silverfist

tyelpë: shortened version of tyelperinquar

notes: we’re not actually sure if tyelperinquar is his mother name or his father name. i like to think that it’s his mother name and that his father name is curufinwë, just to keep the name in the family u know? but to each their own. tolkien gateway says it’s his father-name but i don’t buy it. (and if someone wants to tell me it’s true, well, i don’t care.)

9. amrod

names he has: amrod, ambarussa, umbarto, ambarto, pityafinwë, pityo

what do they mean?

amrod: sindarisation of ambarto

ambarussa: top-russet (because he has red hair)

umbarto: the fated

ambarto: upwards-exalted

pityafinwë: small finwë

pityo: shortened version if pityafinwë

notes: in the legendarium, nerdanel gives both twins the name ambarussa. fëanor is like ‘babe they should have different names’ so she names amrod umbarto. fëanor is Freaked Out by the meaning of umbarto and changes it to ambarto. i dont believe in this part of the silm and therefore these names because this is the version where amrod dies at losgar, but some people use it. for pityo, see: curvo. ambarussa and pityafinwë are, you guessed it, mother and father names.

10. amras

names he has: amras, ambarussa, telufinwë, telvo

what do they mean?

amras: sindarin version of ambarussa

ambarussa: russet-top

telufinwë: last finwë

telvo: shortened form of telufinwë

notes: for telvo, see pityo. ambarussa and telufinwë are mother names and father names, respectively.

thank you for coming to my tedtalk. i hope this was useful!

[feudaldoodle]

Reposting for keepsies and because this is now my bible in remembering the 17 names each of the bloody fëanorians have

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i love that i have to go to menswear to find a shirt a human being in the world would wear and then when i do it takes me .5 seconds to find it. I love that

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

me: i need a plain black t shirt

target women’s section: would you like to have a giant scoop neck that would definitely like completely show at least one of your boobs. would you, an adult woman, like to wear a crop top? would you like to look like a human piñata. BLACK? I think you mean jewel tones babey!

target men’s section: yeah sure. it’s the first thing you see as you walk into the shirt aisle. have a good one

[themadcapmathematician]

Women’s section: would you like a shirt made out of tissue paper that costs $34.99??

Men’s section: here’s 25 normal tshirts for a quarter

[dare-to-dm]

Women’s Section: Would you like to play fucking guessing games with our arbitrary sizing systems and style names?  Also, we added a bunch of fake pockets for your personal inconvenience!

Men’s Section: Here’s a bunch of pants organized by the exact inch length of your waist and legs.  With pockets that can hold more than just a credit card.

[sammit-janet]

Women’s Section:  Oh you want a plain tee-shirt?  Here you go, it’s completely see through so you either have to a) wear something else over it or b) let everyone see your bra!

Men’s Section:  Here’s an amazingly comfortable shirt that no one can see your undergarments through.  Have a nice day!

[gutter-adonis]

Women’s section: if you’re a nerd? I guess you wanna show titties and have glitter huh???

Men’s section: Here this has the hogwarts crest on it and it’s like five bucks

[i-tried-and-i-lost]

Women’s section: you want shorts? I guess that means you want something really short huh??? Might even see your butt??

Men’s section: Here’s comfortable shorts that are longer than like 15 cm long, have a good day

[domiingoenfuego]

i found the post again

[small-town-spooks]

Women’s section:you want a hoodie? Well here’s one that’s tight fitting and accents the one thing you don’t want to be seen, miss!

Men’s section:hoodie? Oh sure, here’s a loose fitting one that is perfect for hiding lumps of death have a nice day young man

[astrophelos]

Women’s section: pockets? Yeah sure of course! We’ll give you fifty fake pockets.

Men’s section: you can put your first born in one of ten pockets and still have room for more things

[missbcm]

https://twitter.com/profannieoakley/status/1357768408671027202

 This thread is gold… make your own here: https://htck.github.io/bayeux/#!/

[parrishsrubberplant]

@allthefoolmine Please make your students do this and then share the results with me…

[spielzeugkaiser]

A separate bear!Jaskier masterpost to link back to

Since I can’t plan anything out in my life and have way to much fun with hopping back and forth time-wise, this is (more or less) the chronological order of the story. The first thing I posted is bolded. [First meeting] [Getting to know each other through the years (1)] [Getting to know each other through the years (2)] [meeting another bear] [caring for each other] [Jaskier helping Geralt out with Quen] + [exploding shield] [not quite human] [Jaskiers childhood] + [bonus I] [helping someone]

The first winter spent at Kaer morhen: [Trying on some witcher gear] [Jaskiers cover getting blown + a talk with Lambert] [training with the wolves] [Geralt doesn’t want Jaskier to fight] [Jaskier has good balance] [Jaskier is flexible] [Jaskier is also very horny] [Jaskier has scars on his back] [Jaskier is buff] [broken ankle + bonus lamden] [boys being boys] - [aftermath] [getting a wolf school medallion] [meditation one] + [meditation two]  [Jaskier gets a hug] [spending the morning together (E)] [bear!jask (lovingly) manhandling geralt] pre-Ciri, but somewhat later: [Jaskier training with Aiden] [scrub-a-dub-dub, bear!Jaskier in the tub] [being messed up after a fight] [searching for the right armor (with Aiden)] [running over roofs] [Jaskier is using his skills for showmanship] [Jaskiers first solo hunt] [bonus Lamden] after they got Ciri: [Jaskier fights, if you hurt his family] [going on a hunt to protect Ciri] [how does one become a witcher?] [teaching Ciri to fight] [Geralt gets weak in the knees] [fighting against a monster] + [Jaskier is hurt] + [Geralt finds them] + [witcher eyes] - [the one I love] [Jaskier can be adoreably creepy] [there is a bard loose on the continent (in charge of a child)] [splitting up and saying goodbye] [comforting Ciri] [traveling] [get away from Jaskiers cub] [Jaskier remembering the past] Wintering with the bears: [giving Ciri the prep talk] [meeting the bears] [training Ciri] [Ciri gets ill] [Jaskier gets hurt] [Ciri wants to be brave] [feeding them] [mending clothes] [protecting the cub - again] [Jaskier as a kid]

[Jaskier and Ciri find a wounded Aiden]

If Jaskier was there with Geralt in Wild Hunt: [white orchard]

… (tbc) [Jaskier reveals that he’s a witcher] [Jaskier wears his armor] [finding each other again -  a bamf family!] [Jaskier has a tattoo] [parting ways]

[witcher cuddle pile]

[stuckyonmurdock]

Come on...

...what did you expect?

[rylandsgrace]

Maybe if you feel it, you should chase it.

Twisters (2024) dir. Lee Isaac Chung

[themissingmango]

She’s your story. |🌪️

[kateowens]

KATE CARTER + TYLER OWENS in TWISTERS (2024)

inspired by this post by @katetylers

+ Bonus (another angle - no use wasting a perfectly good gif, i say)

[kateowens]

Kate Carter + Tyler Owens & The Twister Gesture (Twisters 2024)