FOOL!

NOT ACTIVE casper/20/taurus

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

damn my pants ripped in the desert ahhh the sand so hot on my dick

[volukai]

bro look out for that cactus

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

ahh the cactus so pain on my dick

[bog-corpse]

[lake-erie]

when ur off soaking and u hear ur friends crunching leaves without u

[memesandlaughs]

[snulbug]

[eleleth]

top 10 tools for erasing all memory

[eleleth]

10. pepsi

[eleleth]

just took a sip of pepsi and forgot the rest of the list and everything else

[rcktpwr]

i need beautiful women to comfort me i did very badly on splatoon today

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

Good fucking luck even getting a girl to look at you after today

[coughloop]

ALERT!! ALERT!! MAN DOWN!!!

[pukicho]

That guy who fell asleep during a 24 hour marathon playing majora’s mask will always be fucking hilarious

[gl4nz]

[insurrectionary-frybreadism-dea]

[succulentbud]

society if South Park never existed

[swordsdance-deactivated20191029]

you know what? fuck it. *mega evolves*

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[cynisterrrrr-deactivated2018120]

Me: :)

target self checkout security camera: you look like this

[shroomfucker]

~Goals for 2019~

Visit a swamp 🐸

Get trapped in an elevator 🏢

Read 200 books 📖

Successfully astral project 🛌🏃

Enter the Mirror Realm 🤡

Stay positive, and stay determined! 💪 I WILL reverse this wizard’s curse! We can do this!

[lemonskittlesofficial]

me at 1 pm: borderline comatose, eyes need to be propped open, behaviorally indistinguishable from lichen

me at 1 am: planning an expedition to neptune, listening to three songs at once, blood has become liquid copper