damn my pants ripped in the desert ahhh the sand so hot on my dick
bro look out for that cactus
ahh the cactus so pain on my dick
Monterey Bay Aquarium
we're not kids anymore.
Show & Tell
i don't do bad sauce passes

#extradirty

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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Claire Keane
Game of Thrones Daily

Origami Around
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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Mike Driver
hello vonnie
AnasAbdin
Xuebing Du

Kaledo Art
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@fever-fool
damn my pants ripped in the desert ahhh the sand so hot on my dick
bro look out for that cactus
ahh the cactus so pain on my dick
when ur off soaking and u hear ur friends crunching leaves without u
top 10 tools for erasing all memory
10. pepsi
just took a sip of pepsi and forgot the rest of the list and everything else
i need beautiful women to comfort me i did very badly on splatoon today
Good fucking luck even getting a girl to look at you after today
ALERT!! ALERT!! MAN DOWN!!!
That guy who fell asleep during a 24 hour marathon playing majora’s mask will always be fucking hilarious
society if South Park never existed
you know what? fuck it. *mega evolves*
Me: :)
target self checkout security camera: you look like this
~Goals for 2019~
Visit a swamp 🐸
Get trapped in an elevator 🏢
Read 200 books 📖
Successfully astral project 🛌🏃
Enter the Mirror Realm 🤡
Stay positive, and stay determined! 💪 I WILL reverse this wizard’s curse! We can do this!
me at 1 pm: borderline comatose, eyes need to be propped open, behaviorally indistinguishable from lichen
me at 1 am: planning an expedition to neptune, listening to three songs at once, blood has become liquid copper