totally real quotes from your favorite games

(fake final fantasy quotes) Taking Submissions blog on a queue i come up with these at ungodly hours and queue en masse

[captain-price-returns]

Happy Mother’s Day

[unclefather]

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Cloud: "hey Tseng, hey I've got a very important question to ask,"

Cait Sith: "yes? What is it?"

Cloud: "is Cait Sith your fursona?"

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Mario about to head to get the last Star Spirit: "Can I leave now please?"

Detective Penguin: "No! In fact, we're gonna frame you for murder!"

[petalpetal]

its lavender  

[vinesforall]

James: Maybe we shouldn’t get too greedy. That’s when things fall apart.

Meowth: Don’t worry that pretty blue head o’ yours, I got a plan.

James: [offscreen, lowkey annoyed] It’s lavender.

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"Honestly I don't even play an active role in my life anymore, things just happen and I'm like "Oh is this what we're doing now? Ok."

-Cloud Strife at one point probably

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"Wow that's like the second biggest evil lair I've ever seen, and I've seen two,"

-Zidane once he gets to Pandemonium

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"What is with this planet? Would it kill you to have a cave full of kittens?"

-Bartz after spending sometime on Galuf's world

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"Fuck you Carbuncle, I gotta Bahaumet,"

-WoL after Bahaumet was announced as a summoner move

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"The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with how you still fail at it a lot of the time."

-Tidus after trying (and failing) the Jecht shot

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(Beginning of FFX when Tidus is meeting with his fans)

Tidus (signing a blitzball): Well, what should I sign on it?

Fan: Umm... just put "To my biggest and cutest fan!" And then, like, put some Xs and Os and a little smiley face.

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"Now really, it’s rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up uninvited to a wedding?"

-Seymour to Yuna's guardians trying to save her from the wedding

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"Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make."

-Kuja to his Black Mage army

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Marcus: We could have knocked on the front door. Why did we have to sneak in the back way, Zidane?

Zidane: It’s what all the thieves do, Marcus.

Blank: It’s better this way. I get to pussyfoot around, and I’m good at it.

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"I've heard all about these little books, I've been meaning to shoplift one."

-Zidane about some self help books

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(After Zidane found out he was created

Kuja: I guess our secret past is not a secret anymore.

Zidane: I kind of wish it still was.

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"Whoever said beauty doesn't last must've been thinking of me"

-Kuja after finding out he was built with a limited life span