loud distorted screaming

Clem | 20 | human trainwreck ✨matching icon with norwegetarian✨

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]

[ruinedchildhood]

[arpeggia]

Mitch Ansara - Man Blowing a Bubble

[smoothsketcheseses]

I will never forget that this exists 

[boringchrist]

[rottenlikebluecheese-blog]

Pink Guy - Pink Season

[davidsvlogs]

when youtube restricts your videos

[mothurs]

[meatseekingmissile-deactivated2]

WHAT DID I DO

[curseofhatred]

♡ daddy idubbbz ♡

[internet-cancer-deactivated2017]

WHAT IS THIS

[ingloriouskylo]

IM SO CONFUSED WHAT VIDEO IS THIS

[pinkguyjoji]

when Joji continues to vague post instead of giving us answers

[kingwizardandthelizardgizza-blog]

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

[quasarkisses]

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay

“He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”

“Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”

“He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”

“It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”

“If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

[nudityandnerdery]

And, of course: “The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.”

[assassinregrets]

the one that will always stay with me is “Arthur Dent was grappling with his consciousness the way one grapples with a lost bar of soap in the bath,” i feel like that was the first time i really understood what you could do with words.

[marsdaydream]

I will reblog this every time I see it because these are some of my favorite sentences in the English language.

[solikerez]

I FUCKING LOVE DOUGLAS ADAMS, HITCHHIKER’S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY IS LIKE MY FAVORITE THING

[pippinforthewin]

I can’t believe you guys are forgetting: 

“He was experiencing the aural equivalent of looking at a picture of two black silhouetted faces and suddenly seeing it as a picture of a white candlestick.”

[garrettauthor]

My personal favorite Douglas Adams quote is not from a book at all, but about writing itself. 

“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”

#relatable

[gogogadgetgolem]

Read PG Wodehouse people! He’s where Douglas Adams learnt how to write like that!! You will not be disappointed, I promise.

[smhc]

my life plan

[earlyfall1998]

[velloset]

joji - medicine

[dayman]

[fatcowboys]

me: ok time 2 sleep!! my brain on repeat for hours: two Bros chilling in a Hot tub five feet apart cause there Not Gay