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[concoctionboy]

Okay I kind of think this is probably some sort of scam, but I just received a letter saying I had been judged a sufficiently notable slime to be listed in the latest edition of Ooze Who.

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[jaruis]

Witch Hands Atelier.

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Sometimes you find yourself standing still for a brief moment in your hectic life, and you smell the smell of being six years old and playing outside with your childhood best friend, the grass, their mom’s laundry detergent and something totally unidentifiable, and when you do, please call potion control, there has been a catastrophic leak and it IS fatal

[angelbearknyyy]

Day 1 of simp posting for Levi

JUST LOOKING AT HIM MAKES ME WANT TO THROW MY PHONE (from how gorgeous he is duh :D)

𝘈𝘯𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘚𝘪𝘮𝘱 𝘗𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘔𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵

[ffrogsrcool]

mngh😫

[yfel-axel]

[ffrogsrcool]

celebrating pride with my favorite gay couple

[ffrogsrcool]

ITS FUCKING PRIDE MONTH BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSSSS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(I am pansexual and polyamorous🥰🥳)

BE GAY DO CRIME BE GAY DO CRIME!!!!!!

[highestelf420]

Scheming in my tower. Laughing maniacally

[concoctionboy]

As a living potion created in a vat by an evil wizard, in one way I am like a robot in that I was artificially created and given life but in another way I am kind of almost the opposite of a robot because I am liquid and robots are solid oh and also maybe I guess because I was created through magic and robots are created through technology but honestly I think the opposition of magic and technology is frequently exaggerated but anyway now I'm kind of wondering whether anyone has tried to create a slime robot or whether there could even be such a thing as a slime robot and what it would be like which wasn't what this post was originally going to be about but I mean it just got me wondering...

[magic-missle-luvr]

dammit my familiar got into the scrolls of mage hand and keeps tapping me on the shoulder and rearranging my tomes. Hes such a prick

[ffrogsrcool]

my gnome apprentice is out on bond, it was 50 gold coins, this damn economy, I remember the days when you could bail out a little gnome apprentice for two silver and a rabbit. what is this world coming to?

[catchymemes]

[ffrogsrcool]

man I wish I could roast cheese over a fire and it would get all crispy and crackly on the outside but soft and gooey on the inside like a marshmallow

this world is a dark and insufferable prison sometimes, and we are naught but captives

[ffrogsrcool]

Hey so after some very light and easy research, I have realized that this is in fact completely possibly and commonly done with high-melt cheeses like brie or those little baybel cheeses.

The world is a place of light, love, and happiness

[ffrogsrcool]

have fun asking anonymous questions now, fuckers

[ffrogsrcool]

SHES single great. A buddy of mine named Giyuu will be pleased to hear that

tell him about me please😭😭😭😭😭😭

[ffrogsrcool]

man I wish I could roast cheese over a fire and it would get all crispy and crackly on the outside but soft and gooey on the inside like a marshmallow

this world is a dark and insufferable prison sometimes, and we are naught but captives

[magic-missle-luvr]

“the last thing you want in your burger king burger is someone else’s feet” uhhhhh speak for yourself 🤤