Rules
Housekeeping
First of all, we are not a requests blog! All confessions are provided by other people, I just make the images.
To submit a confession, either send an ask, a submission, or, if you're feeling really promiscuous, even a direct message! Anonymous optional, but just know I can see who you are if you don't. What you choose to do is up to you.
If you need anything tagged at all for any reason, please don't hesitate to send me an ask and I will be happy to do so on all future confessions. I want to keep this a safe and sexy place for everyone!
What can I confess?
Confessions about any characters in the FFVII-verse are accepted! (original ffvii, crisis core, advent children, remake, etc.) Even Dirge of Cerberus. Whether or not I know what you're talking about doesn't matter.
Crossovers with other Final Fantasy games or any other fictional characters are okay, as long as they do not come from a series meant for children (for example, Kingdom Hearts).
Your confession doesn't have to be dirty. Hand holding and marriage are a welcome refreshment and keep the positive energy going.
What can't I confess?
Absolutely no confessions involving rape, non-con, dub-con, incest, or underage characters will be posted. *(**)
* No, you cannot say *underage character* 18+ version. If characters who met in canon when one was a minor are included in a confession together without explicit separation, that confession may be rejected. I don't expect you to know everything, but I'll find out for you and remove it.
** I will not accept confessions about Kadaj because there is very little information about his age besides appearance. The other main remnants are fine because they are pretty clearly adults.
No confessions involving DDLG, daddy or mommy kink. I don't care how normal you think it is. For other ideas, see here.
No yandere stuff. Come on. Abuse isn't hot.
No genderbends, and no trans fetishization. The mod is a trans person, and anyone caught using strange language involving people’s parts/physical appearance will be immediately deleted. Just don’t be fucking weird.
After 3 years of running the blog, we have just now started running into sefikuras. That being said, no sefikuras. See above, "abuse isn't hot", and a mental healthcare professional.
The mod has the right to not post any confessions, though unless they fall into the categories above they will more than likely be posted.
Any and all that refuse to abide by the rules will be subject to public humiliation after one deletion warning.
Section Sephiroth
May it be noted that due to the excessively large volume of Sephiroth confessions, any Sephiroth confession that you send in will automatically be generated a unique slate in order to stand out amongst all the others. *
* This may apply to any other characters I happen to be tired of at the time as well. By submitting to this confessions blog you open yourself up to a world of ridicule and condemnation. Or love and acceptance. It's up to you! But most of all me.
Alright. I'm horny. What now?
Even if you aren't, allow me to cordially welcome you to FFVII Dirty Confessions. Enjoy your stay, and don't get lost!