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[cratosroyalbet-giris-adresi]

affection

[speyerboot]

HOLY SMOKES. both are so handsome here.

[starsfadingbutilingeron]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

found two silver chalices in a velvet box in this house in the woods, if i hypothetically drank from one how fucked do you think i am? should i leave the other out with wine in it or something not a joke thank you

i don’t know if this is a reference or something but this is so fucking funny i don’t even know what to tell you. absolute peak nonsense. i think you’re in a Huge amount of trouble but I don’t know how.

[rat-knife]

not a reference didn’t have wine so now one is sitting on the table full of grape juice

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

YOU NEED TO PUT THESE BACK

[lesbiantiana]

someone: *hates Pearl* 

 me: DO YOU WISH TO ENGAGE IN COMBAT

[ajansingx-deactivated20231211]

spongebob fandom wild af

[feistiest]

yo treasure planet was literally the best 2d disney film ever made like the setting? the colors? the flawless transition? the gorgeous world building? the three dimensional characters? a main character who’s never pressured to get into anything remotely close to romance? complex relationships? an antagonist who has layers to his character? the soundtrack? i could go the FUCK on,

[feistiest]

PLUS THIS SCENE?

[feistiest]

AND THIS????

[sindri42]

We’re all just suckers for lonely heroes accidentally acquiring a dad.

[wadey-wilson]

the reason why this movie is so underrated is that disney released it almost side by side with the harry potter movie.

treasure planet was a very, very expensive movie that used novel cgi mixed with 2d drawing, took a lot of work and money to create, the script itself was amazing to work with, the characters had arcs and depths, and the story as a whole was compelling and never off.

i don’t think anyone ever figured out why disney wanted it to flop, but the date of release was strictly suicidal for a movie. that’s why it never got the attention it deserved.

[smooththegoofyshark]

This is my favorite Disney movie like for real I watched it like 10000 times as a little kid and even more when I got older. I love it

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

If you guys want a full understanding of just how underrated this movie is here’s a video about all the cool shit that went into the movie

[smooththegoofyshark]

Yess I was trying to find this video!

[little-lackadaisical]

This is by far the best piece of Star Wars literature ever made

[horrorpunk]

[certifiedcopy]

Alien (1979)

this movie has not aged well, like at all

[domcelliniartblog]

Weegie

[wearetheunholyfamily]

I want sharp teeth!

I need sharp teeth!

I deserve sharp teeth!

[bandtshirt]

[kacccie]

[maxofs2d]

Great thread about online moderation. Source / link in the last tweet.

[wxtch-bxtch-shxt]

Me: *in bed in pink pjs, surrounded by stuffed animals, watching children’s tv shows, eating candy*

Me: I am a powerful WITCH a child of the NIGHT nothing can defeat me

[lightheartedsuggestion]

The world is a little happier with you in it.

[meaningfulsuggestion]

The world is a little brighter with you in it.

[cute-hypothetical-scenarios]

The world is a little sweeter with you in it.

[romanticmusings]

The world is a little softer with you in it.

[errant-paladin]

The world is a little bit more legendary with you in it

[magicalgirlsuggestions]

The world is a little more hopeful with you in it.

[winchestersuggestions]

The world is a little safer with you in it.

[sunlit-suggestions]

The world is a little warmer with you in it.

[infatuationssuggestion]

The world is a little more beautiful with you in it

[persistentsuggest]

The world is a little more worthwhile with you in it.

[anxietyproblem]

[pinklovelypinkie]

[snackwizard]

a fools guide to not wanting to die anymore

by me, a fool who doesnt wanna die anymore 

never make a suicide joke again. yes this includes “i wanna die” as a figure of speech. swear off of it. actually make an effort to change how you think about things.

find something to compliment someone for at least 4 times a day. notice the little things about the world that make you happy, and use that to make other people happy.

talk to people. initiate conversation as often as you possibly can. keep your mind busy and you wont have to worry anymore

picture the bad intrusive thoughts in youe head as an edgy 13 year old and tell them to go be emo somewhere else

if someone makes you feel bad most of the time, stop talking to them. making yourself hang out with people who drain you is self harm. stop it.

[wildlyannoyingdoofus]

… 8|

That’s some pretty good advice. I don’t know what’s left of my humor after ‘guess I’ll just die’ jokes but it’s worth a shot.

[snackwizard]

Personally i went from “guess I’ll die” jokes to “IF I HAVE TO BE HERE FOR 5 MORE MINUTES I PROMISE YOU I WILL BUY JUST, AN ARRAY OF CLOTHES.” and other wild hyperbolic stuff. Just replace the death part with something ridiculous and off topic. Its very entertaining

[808lien]

This also works with calling myself things like stupid, worthless, trash, etc. Even if you do this jokingly to yourself, your brain still believes it, and keeps up the cycle. Seriously, I found that when I stopped saying these things about myself, even jokingly, it made a massive difference.

[maramahan]

Here’s a tip I picked up from a friend that’s helped me a lot — replace self deprecating jokes with ironically self aggrandizing jokes

Like every time I trip and fall, instead of saying “l’m just a disaster human” I say “I’m the epitome of grace and beauty”

Or like, when I draw a picture I’m not 100% happy with, instead of saying “my art is trash” I say something like “you know I think it’s time we replaced the Mona Lisa”

When you do that you get to make a joke, but you’re ALSO getting practice building yourself up, y’know?

And eventually it becomes a reflex and you get so used to it that you can say nice stuff about yourself even when you AREN’T joking

[jkl-fff]

[scottjate]

This is so important