rebel time ;P

OK SO. i need a new email because my current one has my old Cringe Fail name in it, meaning this tumblr may have to go :( i won't delete it or anything but i probably. will not use it. ^^; (also my username has reverted cuz i would like to be able to actually use my new one)

[fiaaaaa]

KNUCK

LES

[fiaaaaa]

SO COOL SO COOL SO COOL SO COOL SO COOL

SO COOL SO COOL SO COOL SO COOL

[fiaaaaa]

back on this account after a year and half to say i am seeing sonic 2 today and THE HYPE IS SO REAL IM VIBRATING IM FALLING APART AT THE SEAMS

[ishouldreallygetofftheinternet]

I love seeing posts where someone says something that clearly sets up a joke and then has very obviously messaged their friend to question it in a reblog so they deliver the punchline with maximum impact. Haven't seen that in a while

[ishouldreallygetofftheinternet]

[rogha]

tumblr comedy I haven’t seen in a while and I kind of miss: when someone says like ‘smoothies are great’ and then someone else says ‘juices are great too!’ and the first person says ‘make your own post’ and then the second person says ‘okay’ and then you scroll down and theres a second post.

[ishouldreallygetofftheinternet]

I also love seeing posts where someone says something that clearly sets up a joke and then has very obviously messaged their friend to question it in a reblog so they deliver the punchline with maximum impact. Haven't seen that in a while

[rogha]

make your own post

[mariopowertennis]

YOU HAVE ENTERED

RADICAL SATURDAY

[cynical-werewolf]

Today’s Friday, though.

[sketchlock]

[genuinehumanboy]

you can only reblog this today

[salty-french-fry]

Golden rule of thumb for art kids: reblogging Bob Ross will bless you latest work

[i-found-youu]

faker!

[faker-i-think-youre]

the fake hedgehog around here!

[youre-comparing-yourself-to]

me…? ha! you’re not even good enough to be my fake!

[ill-make-you]

eat those words!

[foreveriallyzombified]

during the quarantine, my hair has gotten very long….

my beard has gotten medium because i shaved it but it was very long as welll…

as for my penis length…. well i can’t say that there’s ladies in the room

[foreveriallyzombified]

thank you dear. *waits for her to leave*

[foreveriallyzombified]

*watches to make sure she is gone*

[foreveriallyzombified]

*closes the door gently and turns around to face the reader*

my penis has gotten very long as well.

[aliiiiiiice]

[mulebits]

just a little reminder: my blog is safe for and supports asexual and aromantic people.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[djpain619]

Don’t Narc on Marvin!

[tetraghost]

i wish birds brought ME presents

[baelgrave]

No, but think about this.

The crows she feeds obviously have their own little lives. They go about their business, and they spot *pretty thing* or /unique thing/ in question. What gets me is that the *first* thing on their minds as recipient of this thing is the little girl that feeds them.

They spot a thing, and immediately must think, “that nice girl with delicious foodstuffs must have this to show my gratitude.”

[kedreeva]

It’s actually more than that, though, if you read the articles or watch the videos. This has taken place over YEARS- it started with these birds following this little girl around because she was a messy eater and it has turned into a ritual for the family. They have a water station and food stations where they daily set out things for these birds and sometimes (but not always), these birds leave ‘payment’ behind for the food.

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE

These birds are not just taking food and leaving shinies. These birds are watching over this family now. Their lives have become involved. These crows are keeping track of this girl and her mother even when they are out of the yard. How do we know?

One of them is a photographer, and one day while she was photographing some stuff on a bridge, she dropped her camera’s lenscap over the edge. There was no way she could get it back, so she left it. When she got home, the lenscap was sitting on the edge of one of the feeding stations, waiting for her.

Not only were the birds following and watching over her, they were smart enough to realize she dropped an Important Thing and cared enough to bring it back to her.

[baelgrave]

I could not have asked for more

[traumagician]

THERE IS A VOTING MISINFORMATION POST GOING AROUND.

 It looks like this:

THIS IS NOT TRUE. Voting laws vary state to state, and in some—such as North Carolina—poll workers actually HAVE to mark your ballot in order for it to be counted. If you pick a fight with poll workers about them marking your ballot in one of these states, YOU WILL LOOK VERY SILLY AND MAY GET IN TROUBLE.

Snopes has done a piece discounting this misinformational post and others like it. Tumblr doesn’t like links, but google ‘Snopes handwriting ballots invalidated’ and it will come right up. Here are screenshots of the article. I will reply to to this post with a direct link to the article.

Please read up on your local voting laws. Don’t be fooled by seemingly well-intentioned posts that rely on your trust and ignorance to succeed. If it doesn’t have a source, try to do some research before you spread it around.

And, uh, please consider spreading this sourced post around, because I don’t want people potentially getting kicked out of the polling place over this.

[seatrench]

This variant of the Goldentail / Bastard Moray is known as the Banana Eel due to its colouration and markings resembling a ripe banana.

(source)

[cetitanhasmoved]

sorry the what? the what moray

[cromerholt]

scientist: let’s call you the… goldentail

banana eel: [bites scientist]

scientist: Okay motherfucker, new idea:

[1-800kanye]

u know whats wild. everyone on here like 20 and when i first joined everyone was like 14 15. u ask anybody n they been here for years. nobody new on here. staff locked the doors n were all Stuck Inside

[lupinelolita]

Tag your current age and how old you were when you joined Tumblr

[guiltrose-deactivated20180203]

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.