I wish my cat could understand human language. So that, when she’s an adult, I can tell her what a pubescent little shit she was. Lovingly, of course.

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I wish my cat could understand human language. So that, when she’s an adult, I can tell her what a pubescent little shit she was. Lovingly, of course.
literally so important to have friends where you can be like "can i be insane for a second" and then you get to be insane. and they still like you afterwards
if I were a bee I'd fetishize the idea of a beekeeper clipping my tiny wings so I can't escape (remembers you're not supposed to say shit like that) I mean yesterday I ate two yogurts normally
ouuh brother
I think maybe the first part of keeping others safe and making them feel safe is recognizing the ways in which you are capable of harming them, especially without even realizing it
If you imagine yourself as an innocent and pure thing incapable of harming anyone, I'm not sure I'll ever feel safe around you. Sorry. Because when you define your entire personality in being harmless, you will respond poorly when you do, inevitably, cause harm.
I feel like this belongs here
My latest book is available for preorder!
I know a lot of us are trying to buy less on the devil's A, but for now that's where it's available, so please do support me if you can.
Diffidence and the Rift
Diffidence Obedience Atonement Smythe is a grad student who prefers to never use his full name. Ever. He's finishing a Ph.D. in Extemporaneous Magic, and his research project for his dissertation is closing the Rift between worlds that he accidentally opened when he was thirteen. Obviously, caffeine is an important part of his life. Ergi Thusol-Von Klempt is a half-orc who works in the infamous Goblin Market, selling magical pastries to those who need them – or, in Diff's case, just want them. He's got bubblegum-pink hair, lovely lilac skin, and a smile like sunshine, at least if you ask Diff. Ergi is intrigued by his frazzled, but handsome, frequent customer. The Goblin Market is a magical space that anyone can find if they truly need it, and most people visit once or twice if at all. Diff is there several times a week as he untangles the layered mysteries of the Rift, and has had years to develop his crush on Ergi. In this cozy urban fantasy, Diff and Ergi find some solutions to life's problems in the Market, along with the courage to talk to each other. Diff might even find a future beyond the Rift that has consumed over a decade of his life. Tags: m/m romance, half-orc/human, crushes to lovers, open-door spice, found family, unusual magic, fiber arts, lots of tea, this book will make you hungry
don't let anyone convince you to compromise your artistic expressions. learn to differentiate useful advice from anything that fundamentally changes the truth of your expression. your art is correct if it is a truthful translation of you. If your expression is honest and fails to garner any interest or respect, keep doing what you're doing and hone your craft
ya gotta stop caring what people think and start being extremely weird. but never cruel. i think that might save you
squid’s laws of fic (not inclusive)
first law: write the fic you wish to see in the world aka goddammit do I have to do everything myself around here
second law: it’s going to be longer than you think. much longer. hahaha so long. why are you crying
third law: the time spent writing is inversely proportional to the amount of smut present, dammit
fourth law: flesh out your secondary characters. make them real people. have them take over. oh god. put them back. somebody please help
fifth law: the time spent researching canon is directly proportional to the amount of time you’ll spend altering your plot. that one person on the internet
sixth law: the time spent researching in general will eclipse the time you spend writing. the nsa agent monitoring your internet search history is curled up in a corner. his boss wants to know if you’re a threat. “I don’t know,” the agent sobs. “I just really don’t know.”
seventh law: at some point, someone will ask what your favorite hobby is. you will feign a heart attack to get away
tracyverdugo
I see you with all your weird and wild kink stuff and
You’re so great! I hope you have a nice day! 🥰💕
Correction:
god I love being a lil fuckin weirdo in the comfort of my own house
pssssst...
guess what.
you deserve to be happy.
pass it on.
there’s nothing in this world listening to ‘the old witch sleep and the good man grace’ on full volume with headphones can’t fix