It Can Only Get Gayer From Here Folks

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[boghermit]

In 2025 you have to fag it up as much as possible. Goth it up also. Godspeed. Gothspeed, even.

[intactics]

"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url

[michaelblume]

Rickrolling is a beautiful achievement in collective disarmament. We designated a perfectly pleasant pop song as The Prank Song, we agreed that if someone tricks you into listening to it, that means they Owned You, and now no one has to look at goatse anymore.

[evergreen-femme]

had to share this

[loredwy]

I cant believe this tweet is how I find out

[would-you-punt-them]

now all the things you guys have told me about american high schools are starting to make sense

[jeaninelatragedia]

holy shit.

[frustratedasatruar]

You're not really supposed to say it this way, because its considered crass, but here in the US children are culturally and legally considered essentially the property of their parents.

Note that its considered more crass to point this out than it is to treat children as property in the first place.

[ghost-point]

I thought it was the same in the rest of the world tbh. Happy discovery ig

[aurpiment]

“It’s easy to assume”: someone’s misconception is about to be amiably corrected

“It’s tempting to assume”: someone’s assumption is about to be criticized

“It’s comforting to assume”: someone’s assumption is going to be read for filth

[dogpuppy]

[escuerzoresucitado]

Pedestrian traffic lights

[ntrider]

giving increasingly loud sighs as I wait for my crush to ask "what's wrong?" so I can say I'm in a state of depression unless I can touch someone's boobs with no bra

[ntrider]

I stop once I start getting short of breath

[aokozaki]

[Your crush, on the phone to someone unseen] Yeah I think she needs to be put down, her breathing-- yeah I know it can be a problem for her breed, but it's getting really bad.

[ntrider]

I'M NOT A DOG??????

[aokozaki]

[clearly less interested now] Oh.

[ntrider]

wait! au au

[aokozaki]

[walking over the distant horizon, towards the West]

[ntrider]

AU AU!!! AU AU!!!!! 😭

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

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[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

this person can cast technomancy spells without moving a muscle

dexterity: 80

strength: 10

intellect: 100

charisma: 0

he can’t unsheath his eyes because direct eye contact would kill a person

[eyeshield-22-deactivated2024032]

jhsakjdfs I love this post so much that I had to draw this guy

[molabuddy]

viral friendsgames characters ranked by how much I'd want to keep one as my weird cute pet

lethal company guys. They are cute when they do a little dance but to me they are grown human(?) theys with jobs and shit. Not a pet

Peak scouts. They are cute but they are also just weird multicoloured children & children also aren't pets. I'd give them lollipops and let them play on my phone though

Big Walkers. Theyre so cute and theyre just weird animals .... thats birds. They eat seeds i think. Docked points because based on the landscapes they explore theyre probably human sized .. a little awkward

REPO bots. SO cute.. id definitely keep one and it would waddle around.

MECCHA CAMELEON hiders. Theyre literally small and cute. I want one. I would try to take it to the vet and it would paint itself the colour of my wall to hide from me

Amonguses. Need i even say anything. The perfect cutes weird pet

[mephistopheles]

hi so yeah im trying to find the hotel california and i know i have to take the highway to hell but i accidentally turned left onto the boulevard of broken dreams. i took the first hard right onto the rocky road to dublin cuz i thought it would loop back around but it didnt lol and i know im waaaaaay off course bc i just drove by the house of the rising sun haha. so how many miles until i get to the hotel

[mephistopheles]

500 MILES?!?!?!

[things-that-are-not-true]

i created a new type of dog called a slunge

[butt-rice]

are they a good slunge?

[things-that-are-not-true]

i bred them to have a wicked and sinful nature

[saints-row-2]

im only saying this once

the only acceptable jobs for spider-man

broke high schooler

broke college student

freelance photographer

high school teacher

unpaid intern

pizza delivery guy

research assistant for doomed scientific project

guy who stands on street and spins sign for quiznos

being spider-man

and thats IT i dont want any of this “hes a genius tech ceo making millions” SHIT. Spider-man is BROKE and he missed rent this month and he has a tiny apartment and thats how its MEANT TO BE. he doesnt make money because he is our Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-man and not fucking Tony Stark.

how about dog walker while in spiderman costume

you. you get it

[thequantumqueer]

im imagining “being spider-man” as his full-time gig and i just

he has a patreon. the description is just the words “I’m Spider-Man” and all he ever posts is specifically-requested selfies from people who want to be sure its really him. pinned to the top of the page is a picture from the top of the empire state building (not the observation deck, the real top) of his spider-gloved hand holding a bagel that is on fire, with 34th street in the background

[willypadilly]

[samimasen]

[lesbx]

This is the first and only time this note preview feature has landed. the faint whisper of mike lurking in the shadows

[lesbx]

I like how this post is still going around long after it’s outlived this entire website feature

[yaldabaothadeez]

(Source - Unreal Fish on bsky)

[nyaa]

盆买不买@Hoengki