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formerlyluckymanticore

Reblog if you will never. Ever. Use AI in your writing.

argillaforma

being a lesbian is crazy because connor storrie will have you reevaluate everything you know about yourself

gaysie

at least i have community of online perverts i’ve never met

ilyapricot

It’s actually heartbreaking that I can’t just put season one of connie from admin the hit workplace comedy-romance on

soulmatesclub

partners in everything ❤️‍🩹

#i'm gonna lose it #phan #dan and phil

imjunebitch

"can mutuals dm" "can mutuals ask for your discord" girl, mutuals have an implied invitation to my wedding

cuppydogshane

they literally like and love each other

medrawawi

bitchass97

I need everyone to STICK WITH ME ON THIS ONE

In an alternate universe:

Ilya Rozanov: Marley I have something really important to tell you. I have hidden a secret about myself for a long time. You are one of my closest friends, and I hope that knowing this doesn’t change anything…I’m bisexual

Cliff Marlow: (visibly confused) yeah…I know that???

Ilya: what? How did you know???

Marlow: Dude you don’t exactly hide it

Ilya: What are you talking about????

Marlow: yeah dude you speak Russian all the time. You have an accent. It’s not that crazy

Ilya:…

Marlow:…

Ilya:…

Marlow:…

Ilya: THAT IS BILINGUAL YOU IDIOT-

hollar-off

*after explaining to his Idiot bestie what bisexuality really is*

Marlow: ooohhh so that’s what that thing with Hollander is

Ilya: ??????!!??!??????!?!???

okaydays

It hits Shane one evening, when they’re relaxing together on the couch in the house they own together, that he’s achieved something he didn’t even consciously realise he had set as a goal.

He’s created a place where Ilya feels safe.

To some extent, Shane knew they sort of always had something like that - in 1410, in 1221, in countless hotel rooms that then became the homes they had separately, in Boston and Montreal - but this, obviously, is different. It’s different in the best way.

He looks down at Ilya, fast asleep with his head in Shane’s lap, covered in a blanket. His eyelashes are so long. There’s no furrow in his brow, and his mouth is just slightly open. He makes the kind of snuffling, clicky noises that he only makes when he’s sleeping really comfortably and really well.

This is a house they share. Ilya’s stuff is safe here. Their dog is safe here. Ilya can fall asleep on Shane’s lap on the couch with the knowledge that he’s safe and loved and cared for in every single moment. He doesn’t have to tiptoe around or worry about someone’s mood or censor himself in the way that Shane imagines he had to do when he was a child, after Irina passed and the house lost all its warmth. Here, Ilya and everything he is is treasured. He’s safe.

Shane smiles and wraps a finger around a loose curl, scritches at his scalp gently enough that it doesn’t wake him. Ilya purrs a little in his sleep. They’re all good here.

awfulsweettobealittlebutterbi

Ilya and Svetlana have a genuinely upsetting success rate securing threesomes in Boston (half the time when they're just trying to wingman each other)

It's not upsetting that they do or that they've managed it so well.

No, what's upsetting is that it has SUCH a high success rate when they do it with the line "Can I buy you a drink? ... Would you like a black Russian or white Russian?"

awfulsweettobealittlebutterbi

"and then they fuck about it" is to Hollanov headcanons what "stop" was to telegrams

flyora

Harris do his best as always

caught-in-the-infinite

Luca lets slip that he's going on a date later. "They are meeting him after practice and he's taking them to dinner". Harris hastily gets everyone on board with how to treat a non-binary person only for a defence man from the Buffalo Sabres and a forward from the Detroit Red Wings to show up.