Fucking witchcraft oh my god
Yoooooooo 😱😱
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Fucking witchcraft oh my god
Yoooooooo 😱😱
The only voice I hear when I see those words
Watching the debates and realizing this is the newest sequel to Dumb and Dumber.
Downton Abbey works miracles with snapchat filters 😂😂
Coming out of my ca- oh
Hottie runs towards closing lift you're in Them : Hold the door! Me:
White girls at beach: "You should buy some sun block you know. It's not good for your skin to be so exposed" Me:
When bae says they're feeling sleepy mid chat.
Punny dreams
I honestly didn't think it was really possible to laugh so hard in a dream that you wake yourself up. But I did when I dreamt that George W. Bush needed to get through a crowd and said "I guess I have to.... Bush my way through". Even my subconscious is lame but cracks me up.
Who even decided that cats "meow"?! It sounds nothing like a "meow". It's more like a "NAWYOO". And dogs don't bark or go "woof" either. That's more like "I am Donald Trump and I am running for president"
Remember that scene from Home Alone where Marvin screams because the tarantula is on his face? Marvin is me. And the tarantula is social interaction.
Plot twist, they go to the dentist.
Professor : " This essay counts as 80% of your final grade and has to be submitted before the deadline " Me :
Can someone good with #photoshop put something random between his hands? Tumblr.. Do your worst 😂😂
Haven’t used photoshop in months so here it is, got the idea from my Boyfriend.
Haha epic 😂😂
When a guy says “hey wanna see a cool photo?”
Friend: “Got any weird fetishes?”
Me:
Well now I want to know more than ever what Mrs.Puff's fetishes are