Meowdy

Someone who does things sometimes but mostly shitposts. 30 years old and not stopping this train

[soup-mother]

Imagine being a mother in the Pokémon universe and your kid comes home with a gardevoir. Like.... hey now....

[darknesspeach]

[itsapmseymour]

Still wrapping my head around the fact the phrase "Hold Your Horses" is a play on the word Stable...

To be stable.

[zzoupz]

[zzoupz]

[actuallyapathy]

obsessed w how none of these are the real origin of the phrase

[swanpaw]

[sexyorangepants]

Look Holy, but is actually an Oathbreaker Paladin😏

[yellow-cat]

FUCK. i think i have to learn blender

[hamblimp]

the humble manual smoothie maker after they break their hands:

[yellow-cat]

every day i log in here and get beat up by genies

[yellow-cat]

HEY !!!!

[endlace]

the horse when asked what he would like for dinner

[yellow-cat]

put a bullet in me already why dont you

[yellow-cat]

hold on. everyone shut up. i need to cry about the concept of a touch-starved gun

[mollyjames]

Instant (Financial) Loss

[mollyjames]

I'm learning not as many people know what findom is as I thought. So you're welcome for that

[lady-of-fangs-lyrlia]

@sado-fiend insisted I post this video showing off the cute whimpers and whines her puppy makes when under duress

Enjoy this video of it playing with a tens unit I guess. Woof.

[demilypyro]

summer heat

[twinwound]

mary shelley writing about a monster rejected and abandoned by its creator and dedicating it to her own father i need to smoke a blunt with her i need to give her head

[dummy-dot-exe]

by アボガド6@avogado6

[kunosoura]

the looney tunes show from a transgender perspective was funny.. bugs bunny passed without fail as either a beautiful woman or an ugly woman depending on how much effort he put into it. daffy on the other hand's crossdressing fits were always high effort yet without fail he got clocked every time

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

"of courthe. eathy for you to thay, you pathhoid"

[0w0tsuki]

Watching a bee documentary and they're saying shit transfems on here would get absolutely horny over

[0w0tsuki]

Hey there sis you wanna focefeed me a pheromone enriched slurry that's going to teach my my role in the hive? I'm only a day old I don't know how to be a bee yet

[simplysnaps]

👉👈 anyone wanna forcefeed me the pheromone enriched slurry that teaches me my role in the hive? 🥺 anyone wanna teach me how to be a bee? 🐝

[birdplushie]

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

[magn-animously]

DIG

[14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat]

DIG

[buriedunderyourmum]

DIG

[hannisconfused]

DIG

[kitsunesakii]

DIG

[yourlocalfandomfriendo]

DIG

[apple-notplural]

DIG

[vivitur-moritur]

DIG

[spacecat24-7]

DIG

[chub-froggy]

DIG

[thatghostthateatspeople]

DIG

[krowbreaker]

DIG

[spid-the-spider]

DIG

[annabelle--cane]

DIG

[yellow-faerie]

DIG

[vampiraptor]

[philosopherking1887]

OOPS TOO DEEP

[breaks-hetheon]

CLIMB

[artist-of-obsessions]

CLIMB

[fablegate]

CLIMB

[marzibird]

CLIMB

[the-luckyrabbit]

CLIMB

[staarbles]

CLIMB

[modmad]

[sebwritesstories]

[princess-rosiebird-nsfw]

ⓘ maid tip ⓘ

you are stronger than princess, pin her down and fill her

[girlballs]

I need to bite something until it breaks. I need to jack off. I need to set fire to a large structure. I need to sprint into the woods

[ace-of-trowels]

In order: Rose, Jack, the Doctor, and then all of them as a group

[girlballs]

don't talk about doctor who on my posts

[ace-of-trowels]

Gonna talk about Doctor Who even harder now, actually.

[girlballs]

oh no you ain't

[fishing-princess]

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

[leftcosine]

I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know

[humanfist]

I Successfully Overthrew The Demon Lord And Instituted Demon Democracy But They Voted For A Commie So The CIA Not Some Fantasy Equivalent The Actual CIA Who Have Known About Magic And Alternate Realms The Whole Damn Time But Won't Just Unisekai Me Launched A Counter Coup And That's When Things Really Went To Shit

[dirtreally]

mangadex front page be like: the girl who was mean to me but shes niceys to me now

100 days until this girl fucccks me (the author gets bored and she fucks him in 15 days)

gyaru pussy

isekai pussy

gyaru isekai pussy

I Am The Ghost Killar

[taffywabbit]

look! it is a "star bnuny" from the super marios of galaxy. you found it