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Hello! This is an alterhuman requests blog. Make sure to check the BYI (before you interact) page and blacklist on the carrd.

I do requests for more than just fictionkind. Feel free to request any animal, creature, character, person, or ship not on the blacklist.

All alterhumans, other+, nonhumans, and extranthropes are welcome here.

You can also request even if you aren’t any of the above.

I do most types of requests, so it’s easier to say what I won’t do.

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Dream SMP Valentine’s Day Rejection Cards

Eret: It was never meant to be.

Wilbur/Vilbur: It was never meant to be.

Dream: I don’t give a fuck about Spirit, okay? I don’t give a fuck about anything, actually. I care about your discs. I care more about your discs than you do! That’s the only thing I care about on the server, actually.

Jschlatt: Flatty Patty

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Dream SMP Valentine’s Day Cards

Jschlatt: THERE HE IS! THERE’S MY FAVORITE WHITE BOY!

Jschlatt: I like men

Jschlatt: I’m invested in you.

Jschlatt: Flatty Patty <3

Jschlatt: You had the fattest ass in my cabinet

Glatt: G L A T T

Dream: You’re 1 in 7.5 trillion.

Ponk: are you a creeper because you made my heart explode <3. When I see you I dont say Creeper awww man I say Creeper awwww yes.

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Dream SMP Valentine’s Day Cards

(Alternate versions under the cut.)

Wilbur/Vilbur: It was meant to be.

Eret: It was meant to be.

Philza: Cumza

Ranboo: My Beloved

Tubbo: My Beeloved

Friend: I love ewe.

Dream: I don’t give a fuck about Spirit, okay? I don’t give a fuck about anything, actually. I care about you. I care more about you than anybody else does! That’s the only thing I care about on the server, actually.

Dream: Sometimes all I think about is you.

Dream: Sometimes all I think about is you late nights in the middle of June.

Dream: :)

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Our favorite duo is you and us.

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Dream SMP Valentine’s Day Rejection Cards

Technoblade: HEH?

Wilbur: There are plenty of fish in the sea.

Ghostbur: Please, have some blue. Calm yourself.

Tubbo: babe, i'm ending our friendship. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa

Tommy: The discs were worth more than you ever were.

Tommy: Have a carrot, please. Calm yourself.

Ranboo: Minors DNI

Tubbo: Minors DNI

Purpled: Minors DNI

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Dream SMP Valentine’s Day Cards

Wilbur/Revivebur: I will blow you (up).

Ghostbur: I’m never blue when I’m with you!

Friend: Wool you go on a date with me?

Tommy: You were worth more than the discs ever were.

Tommy: Women.

Tommy: Men.

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cc!Wilbur Soot Fashion Kit

(no budget, no particular size, prices in USD)

Based of what I think he would wear. If he has actually worn any of these, please let me know.

Rib-knit Hat (Mustard yellow) from H&M ($9.99 USD)

Donegal Crew Neck Sweater (Yellow) from Bonobos ($129 $89 USD)

Macho - Color Block Sweater (Green & White & Orange) from YesStyle ($27.04 USD) [Link 2]

Plus Color Block Drop Shoulder Sweater (Multicolor) from Emery Rose ($24.00 $12.00 USD)

Vincent Van Gogh Shirt (Maroon) from Etsy ($40.00+ USD)

"The Loneliest Whale" Knit Sweater (White) from Aelfric Eden ($85.95 $59.95 USD)

Slim Jeans (Black) from H&M ($19.99 USD)

8053 Nappa Leather Casual Shoes (Black Nappa / 11849001) from Dr. Martens ($125.00 USD)

Round Clear Lens Glasses (Black or Gold) from Pro Acme ($11.99 USD)

Wilbur Soot picture from maybeiwasboring on TikTok and Twitter.

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Alterhuman Pride Flag

alterhuman (from alt+h’s home page) A subjective identity which is beyond the scope of what is traditionally considered ‘being human’. (adj) A person with such an identity. (noun)

symbolism: black represents a lack of/absence of light. this represents being “without” humanity, to any degree and in any manner. purple represents ultraviolet, as in the medusan and transspecies flags; it’s a colour beyond what can be seen by humans and represents existing “beyond” humanity. magenta represents a colour that’s entirely removed from the visible light spectrum - the “something else than” human. the white alt-key (⎇) is the symbol representing alterhumanity, in white which represents all colours of visible light combined into one. this stands for the many experiences united under the alterhuman umbrella.

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