wagging my stupid gay tail

🧡🐾⭐️✡️🌀 meir/roofus | he/it | 25 | religious Jew | queer/gay transsexual | irl wolfdog puppyboy this is my jokes/furry/silly blog, serious one is @dafkakafka

[furryprovocateur]

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

[girlswater]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[beardedmrbean]

[capacity2]

a question for you

Lay it on me mister fuckinyouhard0989

[capacity2]

He’s so shy he died

[adz]

macklemore “thrift store 3”

standing at the sink while i wash my wounds

when i’m finished i watch cartoons

the man on the screen reenacts my death.

[powerburial]

New macklemore “thrift store 2”

In the thrift shop at the hospital Found some clothes they dont need anymore Put the coat on and gain their memories

[mclennonyaoi]

[mclennonyaoi]

this is the funniest piece of graffiti i’ve ever seen. thank you mr two pens

[avantgarden-er]

Me if i was a Sports commentator: okay so i would have done everything differently there at that moment. And correctly

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[krasnoarmeyets-deactivated191907]

before there was Online there was lying on the floor and studying the patterns of the carpet and tracing it with your finger

[mino2aur]

do i want to come to "the circus"? (apprehensive) describe it with two adjectives first

[mynorthernattitude]

I'm shy at first and then im like donkey from shrek

[raccoonmilf]

Why does my dad text like this??? Who taught him this??

[evilvillain123456789]

yeah, i met a few guys like you, back in juvie. i used to taunt them, make them cry. call them little fa- *bomb collar starts beeping* ahhhaaa... *beeping accelerates* aaah.. yeah. *beeping slows, stops* anyway,

[charl0ttan]

can we please make this go viral

[charl0ttan]

can we make this thing go viral

[oneheadtoanother]

[theehorsepusssy]