Thats a funny trick to play on god

Welcome to my shit blog! 27 going on 28. I draw over @Saltystingray, this blog is purely for entertainment. He/Him

[adurot]

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

[adurot]

I have never heard of this band. I AM in fact referring to the animal.

[adurot]

But wait, there’s more!

[adurot]

[pocketss]

big egg

[pocketss]

mmm soob

[pocketss]

leave your laundry on the floor for them

[pocketss]

okaaayyy horses

[pocketss]

blockhead gets mogged

[vashito]

just saying hi patreon . bsky

[mamoru]

Food safety tips to keep America's 250th anniversary illness-free

As Americans prepare to celebrate the nation's 250th birthday this Fourth of July, millions of people will gather for backyard barbecues, pi

food safety PSA: if you see someone put cooked meat back in container that had raw meat, you have to kick their ass.

[mamoru]

if you find it unbearably awkward to refuse unsafe food, wait until you need to fight for insurance coverage of millions of dollars worth of life-saving medical care to survive your 101th case of food poisoning that, instead of clearing up like every other case of food poisoning you previously had, suddenly decided to permanently kick your ass.

protect yourself. take the initiative. kick the chef's ass.

[ryebreadedd]

how it feels trying not to open artfight every second to see if its back up

[fwizard]

[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[chubs-deuce]

I wanted to flesh out and color these two's designs a little more hehe

[molabuddy]

the magic growing dinosaur and the housefly (happy make a terrible comic day!)

[orcposts]

TOOLTIP: you can get more funny juice by performing the "jerking off" activity. find it by selecting genitals from your inventory!

[goblinposts]

> use genitals

[orcposts]

You can't use that right now!

[goblinposts]

> use hand on genitals

[orcposts]

You can't use that right now!

[goblinposts]

> use genitals on hand

[orcposts]

You can't use that right now!

[goblinposts]

> help

[orcposts]

I don't know that word.

You are clobbered by the OGRE!

You have lost your genitals. . .

[goblinposts]

man fuck this game

[bbybluemochi]

new OC for a one shot! beautiful pirate lady i love you and your unsettling fish eyes.

[sleepingreader]

Eridian OC named THINGS. She is in charge of miscellaneous items in Grace's biodome and gets MAD AS HELL when he doesn't ask her for stuff.

Transcript/video description:

A puppet eridian from Project Hail Mary. She is about the size of a small cat. She is bright pink with orange spots and covered around her carapace and arms with bead bracelets, bells and random things like strips of duct tape and plastic.

As she is moved, the bells on the puppet are jingling constantly

Transcript: 'SAVIOR GRACE HATE THINGS, QUESTION? WILL NOT LET THINGS MAKE THINGS, QUESTION? THINGS IS NAMED THINGS! LET THINGS MAKE THINGS! YOU! YOU NEED NEW GLASSES FOR SEE UNDERWATER. THINGS MAKE! YOU ASK! FUCK!'

[kaiiaii]

Mom said it’s my turn to make a scuffed eridian

I am so deeply in love with @pineappical, @vampirejuno and, @treesaplingtwig’s ocs that I had to join in, allow me to introduce tire

Family photo <3 In my heart they are all siblings from the same litter and have two completely normal parents who were just blessed with the most fucked up children ever. Also when I showed my roommate [ @notactuallysoph] this drawing she said “they look like the croods” so uhh I guess take that as you will

More doodles + tires mate “flashbang” under cut

You gotta make sure to photograph them from their good side

I haven’t figured out exactly how I want flashbang to look yet but I know they have a tiny pea body that so that they can sit inside tire and long ass legs, and they are INSANELY reflective, you do not want to shine a flashlight at that fucker

You beat me to making a basalt eridian, I love this little guy with my whole heart you have no idea