Stuff that goes on in my head

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How I feel the day after attending a Dancehall class

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Legolas, you lazy motherfucker. Everyone else is getting bearded and dirty and rolling in the mud all doing their part trying to get rid of that damn ring, but not you, pal. Not you. You're like the kid in school who makes everyone else in the group do all the work while you play games on your laptop. You're just a lazy ass laminated piece of shit elf. Fuck this shit. 

[tom-sits-like-a-whore-deactivat]

[mchashimi]

This is, in fact, the most important post on the internet.

[portablewhiskers]

Every male should be required to read this.

[andrewquo]

IN PAIN READING THIS. REALLY GLAD I HAVE A DICK

[shinywerewolfpeach]

the most perfect post. 

[myleighjenkins]

This is amazing. She summed up EVERYTHING.

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So I'm spending my day catching up on some studying. The theme of the day is Heidegger's "Origin of the Work of Art". Wanna trade lives? 

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I think I'm so clever.

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No one should ever hide while laughing, Robbie. Not even if they make it look as cute as you do. 

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I'm not sure if my ladyboner is EVER gonna go down now.

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[princesstayjardine-deactivated2]

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this picture gets me out of bed in the mornings

[spacepotatoman-deactivated20231]

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[halfpintoftrouble]

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WHERE CAN I GET THIS TEA?

[grootficguy]

That's hot.

there’s this drug dealer around my city somewhere and apparently he asks for your ID so you can prove that you’re 18 before he sells you drugs as if that somehow makes it less illegal

[fieldofonions]

You gotta love them moralist drug dealers. 

[lifehackable]

Daily Life Hacks Here

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Skipping? REALLY? I've always been given crap for skipping as a kid. I skipped all the fucking time. And I'm only 5.4 - imagine how short I would be, if had actually given a fuck what people thought about my skipping. 

[outdoormagic]

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God, I miss the snow. 

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How I feel after I hand in my assignment.