Field o' Mallows, AKA Spearmint

She/Her - 23 - Transfem College graduate, ameteur musician/artist, wanderer of woods. 18+ only, I don't plan to be particularly NSFW but I'd rather not interact with minors anyways.

[atrenchcoatfilledwithbees]

“I asked ChatGPT —”

Okay well I asked the picture of Michael Jackson in my pocket and he told me to get the fries with my burger soooo

[fieldomallows]

I love my bed because it is comfycozy and all my plushies are there

[charlizetheronsbush-official]

the two kinds of tgirl are “infinite anger that destroys everything around her” and “infinite patience that lets the world turn her into a doormat”. and they both love giving the other unhelpful advice about how to manage their emotions

[charlizetheronsbush-official]

also this

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[lilyofficial]

[rubylang-official]

Reblog to do this to prev

[meowmeowpspsps]

Reblog and put your evil name a la Darkiplier and Antisepticeye in the tags

[fieldomallows]

Been getting a lot more therian stuff on my feed, and while I don’t necessarily understand the shift, I’m absolutely not complaining.

[winged-void]

anticivs are so funny. do you really hate winning that much

[winged-void]

are you really that afraid of having an ideology that is possible to implement. do you really love losing that much

[winged-void]

hold on. go back. guild economy guy???

[rhoselacksthorns]

Shit girl this "not thought through in the slightest ideologies" war is fucked. I just saw a guy not take any action at all and say "primalism" or some similar shit, and everyone around him unvaccinated themselves, forgot the concept of metallurgy and then died at the ripe old age of 26 from the common cold. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is suggesting the meritocracy and trickle down economics. I think I just heard "guild economy" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck out of here.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I like it when fantasy settings do interesting things with humans. The elder scrolls continues to be one of the better fantasy series out there unironically.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Other series: We have humans. You know. Humans?

The elder scrolls: We have magic French people but some of them are actually a displaced indigenous group and we have guys from a desert with singing swords and there are these humans down south that are grey and live in the jungle and also we have singing berserkers that are immune to the cold and

[what-even-is-thiss]

The elder scrolls ruined me when it comes to all other fantasy games tbh. You look at dnd and it’s just like. Humans. You can be a human.

What do you mean I can’t get cold resistance due to my ancestors coming from essentially the North Pole or a cool adrenaline rush ability due to my culture’s focus on warrior training? I don’t even get a magic power that makes everyone around me shut up and calm down for a minute? Lame.

[what-even-is-thiss]

There’s like too many types of elves and dwarves and even gnomes tbh and yet they can’t get creative with the humans.

There are mountain dwarves. Logically there could be mountain humans. Maybe they can’t get winded as fast or don’t get debuffs in high altitude I dunno.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Real life groups of people on average have certain things they can do due to genetics or cultural practice.

They can hold their breath for a long time, run long distances, have higher or lower pain tolerance, are often fast sprinters, etc.

It’s absolutely possible to make humans interesting without getting racist about it. Make it due to culture or geography if you’re so worried about it. That’s essentially the difference between high elves and wood elves in most media anyways. Just environment.

Humans are super interesting! They don’t have to just be impulsive babies who don’t live very long or whatever elves usually say.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sorry I can’t hear you over the sound of the wood elves being cannibalistic little freaks and the Khajiit having different body types based on the phases of the moon

[virtualgirladvance]

for some wondering how the khajiit change based on the moon? ya know the catpeople they usually are in the games? well depending on the moon they could just come out as an actual cat looking cat. like for real house cat could be your sibling.

[pawberri]

Fat girl beam 💥

[pawberri]

She’s not quite used to it yet

[bottomchainbunny]

fuck you and your sad attempt to make your white fans hate white people as much as you pretend to do

@w0lfertinger666 We know what the fuck you’re trying to do and you’re not gonna get away with it Salem. You think your pathetic attempts to start infighting among white people is gonna work? We aren’t dumb and you arent as dumb as you pretend you know you have an EXTREMELY small black fanbase and maybe you’d have more black support if you cared about any black artist besides yourself but that’s not my point. If you think that feebly posting things to make your white fans enraged at white people is enough to do anything you’re very highly mistaken young bunny..You will regret trying to make a white race war happen

it is not gonna go your way. Oh wait that sentence alone is enough to make a bunny like you cry isn’t it? pathetic racist h0re, oh we didn’t forget the paragraphs you’d write about how black skin is hideous, black people are worthless and white people are more attractive in every way..No wonder any other sane, actually confident black person avoids you like they do rent a center

[wolfertinger666]

[necrxsaint]

reblog this to remind the person you reblogged it from that theyre loved

[patrochilles-or-bust]

Shout out to all the Black ppl that can no longer participate directly in the fandom they love because of the stresses of racism 👍🏾 you contain multitudes of value and I'm sorry that the color of your skin and the power of your voice makes people not want to acknowledge that.

[patrochilles-or-bust]

Yes, nonblack people can reblog. I'd appreciate it, in fact, if y'all took the time to vocally support your Black friends/fans in fandom.

[creepymutelilbugger]

[abandoned-quiche]

oh my god has anyone posted here yet about the spamton incident that just happened on the DUMB

[abandoned-quiche]

okay so for context, the Deltarune Unofficial Message Board (or DUMB for short) has a fictional economy that runs on DARK DOLLARS, which can be earned through various means.

basically a user named spamtongspamton joined and started using the forum. spamton commented like a normal person, and seemed like a normal account. but very quickly people realized that they were losing large amounts of money in his presence. it turned out that even looking at any of spamton's comments would result in you losing ONE BILLION DARK DOLLARS. spamton himself came to the dumb and stole everyone's money. it wasn't even transferred to his account it would just get deleted. spamton was quickly banned forever and killed for this exploit

[abandoned-quiche]

okay i'm realizing that this sounds like a joke so i need to clarify that it's not. this is something that actually happened on the deltarune unofficial messageboard. someone discovered an exploit involving the forum's shop where you spend dark dollars, in which you could take the link to buy an item and embed that page into your comment, making it so anyone who saw your comment would buy that item. so they created an alt named after spamton, took the Billion Dollar Mystery Ball link and embedded it into spamton's forum signature, making it so that anyone who saw his comment would buy a billion dollar item instantly

[paradise--paradise]

some things to add:

while this might be the most bizarre (and funny) money incident on this site, the DUMB is no stranger to them. for example, we currently have a so-called "gambling update" to get rid of all the money everyone has. there was literally so much money going around that, at one point, multiple users had hit the integer limit for money.

only the site's wealthiest members got robbed (with an estimated 3 billion being removed from the site's economy)

'spamtongspamton' was also apparently someone's alt account? i will note that their main account was not banned because the admin liked their "attempts at vigilante wealth redistribution"

this was spamton's last message before he was killed

[punkitt-is-here]

self reflection

[thememedaddy]