PLAYING GOD.

🇫🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @nickielena

[placethemoonatmyeyes]

stop making shows about americans in europe… try europeans in america instead. the outrage of not knowing exactly what something costs at a store,, no public transport,, everyone smiling in your face and waiters scaring you by constantly popping up at your table… ice in your water for some reason,, the kind of culture clash i want to see!!

[obliqe]

fuck emily in paris i want françois in texas

[badjokesbyjeff]

The only reason there are pyramids in Egypt

is because they are too heavy to be carried to the British Museum

[quantumshade]

jeff this isn’t a joke this is legitimately true

[depsidase]

[dirtreally]

[catchymemes]

[silver-tongues-blog]

this is better than the entirety of the deathnote anime

[sidnugget]

¿

[h0odrich]

i speak spanish let me translate: ?

[straightwhiteboystexting]

[funnytwittertweets]

[mahoganymamii]

[d4rk-vigil4nt]

Never been truer.

[mockwa]

training astronauts

[whitepeopletwitter]

[adonischildsupportcase]

[twitblr]

[brucesterling]

[musingisms]

“Always be fuckable. Even if you are standing in line for a Baguette”

— How To Be Parisian, Caroline de Maigret. (via chic-a-gogo)

[amvs]

this is why people hate the french

[log4]

This is actually the only thing they got right

[fiercenwild]

All I read was “jealousy”

[straightwhiteboystexting]

carfuckerlynch 

this was the totality of our interaction. him asking me if i’m a liberal, silence for almost a year, and then that.

[rainbowkarolina]

my professor said my assignment was “late” because it was due on friday.........like phil my dude last time I checked the concept of time is dead and days don’t exist anymore

[rainbowkarolina]

COME THRU PHIL!!!!