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marten (not blackwood) • he/she voted most likely to be consumed by the fog for 3rd year in a row talking tag • peter lukas blog • art blog • artfight

[plukascoded]

oldcomputersdotcom -> plukascoded

hi im marten and im the coolest idiot alive

certified peter lukas enjoyer. mustelid trapped in a computer trapped in an endless expanse of fog. would much rather be in an archive than wherever i am now.

my special interest is the magnus archives and i am likely to post about it a lot, but my other fandoms change on a dime. currently it's iwtv and portal.

my non-fandom interests include writing and drawing, cassette tape collecting, edible plant identification, old computers (specifically the macintosh line) and reading. i'm currently reading dead but dreaming of electric sheep by paul tremblay

i run two tma oc roleplay blogs, go check them out at @lace-loveless and @cornea-cut-open

i'm studying creative writing and trying to write a book, ask me about it!

middle vine dividers by @/strangergraphics

[certifiedpsychiatrist]

Oc animatic thingie for my beloved immi's birthday

it's my first time making smth like this so!

[the-quasar-hero]

Jigsaw voice: Hello, anime inspired White artist. In front of you is a wide variety of art utilities, along with a laptop connected to the internet for references. Your task is simple: draw a person with brown skin without adding gray undertones and not giving them blue eyes, and you’ll be free to leave. If you say even once, “that’s just not my style!” “I just don’t know how to draw that!” Or “but they’re not in that aesthetic!” Then the cage in the room with you will be opened and the extremely hungry bear within will be free to eat you. You have as much time as you need to complete it.

[armandology]

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

[paparoach]

let's hear it for rice with some bullshittttttttt

[thesituation]

it’s also interesting how these so called progressives immediately associate hairlessness with femininity and body hair with masculinity. like so that’s exactly the association i’m saying would be broken by women en masse normalizing body hair but sure whatever im an evil feminist trying to make every woman butch let’s just go with that bc it’s easier to wrap your mind around👍

[dykegerard]

Forget About Your Boyfriend And Meet Me At The Hotel Room. You Can Bring Your Girlfriends And Meet Me At The Hotel Room. We At The Hotel Motel Holiday Inn. We At The Hotel Motel Holiday Inn.

[vee-dmsr]

[cosmicyeehaws]

they both have mugs that say "world's worst boss"

[acidgirl]

never shouldve smoked that shit, now i’m on the july 17th 1995 cover of newsweek

[acidgirl]

[peduin]

Happy 30th birthday bisexuality

[fluentisonus]

Anything That Moves 1996 issue #10 cover

[attackjester]

how it genuinely feels to have someone who agrees with your somewhat niche stances on a character

[finnslay]

things you DO NOT need to be a man

a dick

he/him pronouns

XY chromosomes

things you DO need to be a man

the swiftness of a coursing river

the force of a great typhoon

the strength of a raging fire

the mysteriousness of the dark side of the moon

^this post was brought to you by LGBT^

Let's

Get down to

Business

To defeat the huns

[malibuklaus]

[galadriel1010]

Sometimes you get a brief glimpse into the American worldview and decide that you don't want to know.

[transcyberism]

I cannot stress enough that this meme is entirely literal. there's no reference or subtext you don't know. these are simply the objectively most popular works of art from each denomination.

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[raqualswonderfunblog]

[batbetbitbotbut]

"focaccia, serves 4" yes all 4 me

[batbetbitbotbut]

"tiramisu, serves 2" yes all 2 myself

[dawnandpiplup]

“Pie, serves 8” yes I 8 it all

[kjscottwrites]

Alright lads, here's one for any and all writers: what are the top five things readers can basically always expect to see in your work?