Review: Motionless In White – Disguise (Nu-metalcore, gothic metal)
The weirdos in your stereo
It’s kind of hard for me to review Motionless In White, since they were one of my teenage obsessions (Or should I say ‘regrets’?), much like Fall Out Boy and Game Of Thrones; but unlike the violent disgust I developed for the latter two, I still have a soft spot for this bunch of Pennsylvanian goths, even if I associate them with a part of me I hate. (That is: even more than I already hate myself!) And it’s not hard to tell why: after almost fifteen years of music, they still sound incredibly young. Maybe I feel wrong talking about them because I still listen to music meant for teenagers?
Their unique brand of dark, edgy metalcore infused with some industrial and nu-metal is something that has become less interesting since the nu-metal revival thanks to albums like BMTH’s That’s the Spirit and The Black Crown by Suicide Silence, although MIW have always managed to sound unlike anything else. Maybe because their music is such an anachronism: all these sounds they toy with, and all these bands that influenced them, like Marilyn Manson, Korn, or System of a Down are all very much sounds from the late ‘90’s and early 2000’s. But in spite of their youthful appeal and their set-in-stone sound, the band try to grow and expand somewhat on this latest album, but usually to its detriment.
The first step of managing to listen to the horrendous cover artwork. I rarely bring up album art, so you can imagine how awful it must look for me to warrant it a mention! Once you’re over that, you will be greeted by opening track Disguise, which is probably one of the MIW-iest songs MIW have ever released: slamming guitars, vocalist Chris Cerulli screaming ‘f—k’ for absolutely no reason, and some cheesy lines, followed by a brutal breakdown—not a bad first impression! This is followed by Headache, the Slipknotiest song Slipknot never released, and it is here that the main problems of the album appears: for all the angst it’s trying to convey, the song, and, to an extent, the entire album, is severely under-written, and sees the band trying their hand at some new sounds, but failing thereat. One of the consequences is that the album is quite poorly paced: the band takes regular brakes for melodramatic power-ballads (Holding on to Smoke, Another Life, Catharsis), a trend we left in the 80’s for good reasons, since they, as a great critic once said “like a menstruating woman falling off a tall building, break flow”! Beyond that, Thoughts & Prayers is the song bashing religion, because all metal bands are seemingly contractually obligated to have at least one of those on each album, and it’s just pure, unfiltered cringe; it would have been the worst song on the album, if not for Legacy, which sounds like a hard-rock version of an Imagine Dragons song: overproduced, overbearing, and pompous to the point of flatulence.
But there are some genuinely good moments on this album, too: the aforementioned power-ballads could have had some potential if they were better executed; Broadcasting from Beyond the Grave is a nice tongue-in-cheek banger, and the title track and Undead Ahead 2 (This being the second song they’ve written about Irving’s The Legend of Sleepy Hollow, the first one being Undead Ahead, natch!) are genuinely great songs, but they are buried neath a truckload of mediocrity. While the band tries to evolve their sound in an interesting way, they prove that can’t, and that their ought to stick to their guns, since the best songs on Disguise are their most throwback.
Overall, Disguise might have been better of as just another MIW record, but the band tries change their sound, all for the worse. If you want to see them do something similar, check out Reincarnate, and skip this one…
Overall score: 2.5/5














