I Jumped Out a Windooow

29-Sailor Moon, Supergirl, Carmilla, and Wynonna Earp fan-book reader - Fairy Tail lover- Be Gay Do Crimes- She/her

[no-psi-nan]

The discrepancy of what an "E" rating means between video games and AO3 fics will never not be funny to me.

[julshii]

anyone please ask your crush out like this

[julshii]

The thrilling answer

[julshii]

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and the awkward stupidity continues

[julshii]

baseball dude emails ghost boy to study together in the library

bored with airplanes

[huffylemon]

[asthebelltolls]

One time, I had a dream that I was making peanut butter chocolate chip cookies, and most of them were the regular measurements in cups and stuff. But at the end of the recipe, instead of saying “2.5 cups of chocolate chips” it said “627 chocolate chips.”

So when I woke up, I made some peanut butter chocolate chip cookies. And instead of measuring out chocolate chips, I counted them (and suffered a lot of odd looks from my family for it).

Well, it turns out that 627 chocolate chips is the amount that the recipe called for (2.5 cups). Not only that, but 627 was the exact amount of chocolate chips that we had left in the house.

[a-lil-strawberry]

Forbidden knowledge was granted you that night

[wufflesvetinari]

please read the description for awesomedice.com’s 1-sided die

[maidencryptid]

Enough of "this character is my son" this character is my nephew, not my responsibility but I'm taking him out for lunch and buying him hot wheels

[multi-axislaserchicken]

[pidgeling]

i’m so upset

I just realized that the reason ghosts say Boo! is because it’s a latin verb

they’re literally saying ‘I alarm/I am alarming/I do alarm!!

I can’t

[life-of-a-latin-student]

present active boō, present infinitive boāre, perfect active boāvī, supine boātum

[interretialia]

Recte!

[flightcub]

if it comes from the latin word, they’re actually saying “I’M YELLING!” which is even cuter

[grizzlyhills]

do they speak latin because it’s a dead language

[feralkwe-deactivated20210912]

get out

[monticellomarshmallow]

This is exactly the kind of content I come here for like I want to print this out, frame it and put it on my wall.

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

As a trans woman I can confirm that they indeed found an ancient forest inside a 630ft deep sinkhole in China

[trickstertime]

[artsymeeshee]

Stan a real one

[souperluminal]

Thinking about a duct tape wizard

[lurker-no-more]

🤠🤠🤠🤠

(Link)

[valtsv]

it's a pretty niche trope but when a character defeats a villain and then becomes their successor i go fucking wild every time it's so tragic and so so sexy

[noesa]

congrats to @edge-lorde for being the funniest bitch in the notes

[dacre-montgomery]

MAYA HAWKE

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (June 28th, 2022)

[dramatic-dolphin]

you wanna see one of my favorite bots of new york posts ever?

literally everything about this is perfect. i can't believe this is a bot post.

[sofflepoffle]

KILL HIM

[omnybus]

I wonder a fairy’s ability to steal names can be counteracted with a “who’s on first” joke

[omnybus]

“May I have your name, mortal?”

“What”

“I said, may I have your name?”

“What”

“What is your name?”

“Yes”

“Your name is yes?”

“No, What’s my name”

“THAT’S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW”

[pwbi]

I don’t know, but I love the headcannon of it

[the-drunk-game-master-deactivat]

just give em your gamertag.

[pwbi]

Cool idea, but idk…

I feel like that could still have *some* weight to it

[hmaitla]

“Ok, can I have your friends name?”

“Yes.”

“Ok, what’s his name?”

“Who.”

“Your best friend.”

“Yes.”

“Is your best friend’s name yes too?”

“No.”

“Then what is it?”

“Who.”

“Your best friend?”

“Yes.”

“What’s your best friend’s name?”

“No.”

“Who?”

“That’s it.”

“WHO’S YOUR BEST FRIEND??”

“Yes.”

“AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!”

[omnybus]

“Well what’s your brother’s name?”

“Why”

“I JUST THOUGHT I’D ASK!”

“Well I just thought I’d tell ya”

[probablyevilrpgideas]

D&D Party who does this to a fae

[asharkapologist]

For those of us in the Clue Crew who are past our 19th birthdays did any of you have a brief 5 minutes crisis realizing you're older than Nancy, your childhood hero, and have yet to do anything as important or life-saving or genuinely cool like her or are you normal

[foolfortune]