just give me fifty-eight minutes @fiftyeightminutes - Tumblr Blog

build-a-bear needs to start a cryptid collection. i want a plush mothman that makes squeaking noises and smells like campfire with a hint of fresh pine.

#insert queue pun here

ariescults-moved

#insert queue pun here

mahoippu-deactivated20200905

this is gay privilege

shitgaypeopleneversay

I… I just…. 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

#insert queue pun here

screenshotsofdespair

memewhore

My anxiety.

#insert queue pun here

digitalintimacy-deactivated2018

=͟͟͞͞🐌

capacity

How u make her go fast ! What is she running from

licknuhohoho-deactivated2015121

her past

#insert queue pun here

draeneis

someone: coca cola can remove rust from metal imagine what its doing to your body

me: pff getting rid of the rust idiot

viana-ceres

THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS

draeneis

hmm… i’ve been drinking soda and my body’s rust free… not sure where youre getting your facts from…

#insert queue pun here

silence-and-grandeur

them: the first step toward fixing a problem is knowing you have it

me, continuing to be completely dysfunctional despite my astoundingly high level of self-awareness: okay fucker what’s the next step

#insert queue pun here

7legends

THIS FAN TOLD JIMIN TO ARREST HER IF HE WAS A POLICE OFFICER. I’M MELTING AT THEIR CUTENESS

#insert queue pun here

omegaboner

a girl in one of my classes sent out an email saying “you’ll be having a furry classmate this semester” and my heart stopped but she was talking about her service dog

#insert queue pun here

polyglotplatypus

I know you're agender, but could you tell us if you're AMAB or AFAB (if that's not too personal)?

fun fact folks just because youre using “activist” lingo doesnt make the question “do you have a dick or nah” more acceptable

#insert queue pun here

katiecomma

I JUST learned that this shirt cost them $10,000 to put into this movie… but they refused to compromise because they were like: he’s the hugest Golden Girls fan… this has to make the movie… so they paid $10,000 to use Bea Arthur’s likeness on this shirt… Ryan Reynolds, you’re doing Deadpool so right.

whole-grain-wheat-thicks

They traded all the guns in the final climactic showdown for Bea Arthur’s face. Worth it.

frontier001

Reynolds paid it himself, out of pocket. It didn’t come from the budget. He talked with Bea’s sons and they agreed to it for a donation to Bea’s favorite charity. ☺️

katiecomma

I did not know that. That’s so much better than I could have imagined.

#insert queue pun here