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headcanon time!

(gallagher girls)

im doing the uh, main characters first so i'll put the side ones in a different post

bex has experience in like, dancing stuff. At some point her parents took her to some country and she was 'undercover' as a ballet student to spy on the instructor, but continued the lessons afterwards bc she enjoyed it. Tried literally every other type of dance too.

liz has adhd. most people dont notice bc they're used to it, but liz got it checked out and she got diagnosed. doesnt affect her very much tho.

cammie can bake simpler stuff like cookies or plain muffins but nothing harder, and zach can cook like no one's business. they have the best dinner parties.

macey picked up drawing as a hobby (like, light sketching, a bit of painting) when she was free and now has loads of sketchbooks of both finished and unfinished drawings, and they're actually really good.

preston started taking krav maga after the whole circle incident, one of the reasons why he's a little buffer now.

zach and cammie regularly mix up their clothes bc cammie keeps taking the former's and zach can somewhat fit into cammie's biggest shirt. its just a little too short.

bex confessed to liz secretly around when cammie disappeared, because she starts realizing that in the business everyones lives are too short and she couldn't lose the slight chance of being with liz, and they were kinda unofficially dating around when they went to rescue preston, so it was never really mentioned by cammie, and started dating officially after graduation.

macey likes to go on coffee dates and picnic dates and amusement park dates and roseville is perfect for that so preston visits ofte so that they can go on nice dates.

bex and macey are chess buddies.

cammie and zach go with bex and liz and preston and macey on triple dates, or just double dates depending on which pair is free.

bex likes mint chocolate chip ice cream, liz likes caramel ice cream or good ol' vanilla, cammie prefers vanilla or chocolate, macey likes cookies and cream

they also are the reason why every summer the grocery runs out of ice cream. they consume unhealthy amounts of it.

[katkitpaddywick]

everyone who’s seen tgwdlm is either horny for professor hidgins or emma and that’s just the facts

[incorrectkingkillerquotes]

Introduction to Not Being A Stupid Jackass

Elodin: Today, we are reading our original poems. Kvothe, you’re first, because the first is always the worst. 

Kvothe: *sighs* “Poetry is dumb/There is no music/It lacks soul and grace/Poets should shut the fuck up.”

Elodin: Ugh. 

[karlek]

Views from my balcony

[katkitpaddywick]

twisted: The question then is whether it is nobler in the mind to be well-liked but ineffectual, or moral but maligned?

also twisted: TIGER FUCKER TIGER FUCKER TIGER FUCKER

[katkitpaddywick]

oh my ideal woman you ask? well i’d pick lauren lopez’s face, the arms of lauren lopez, uhhhh,,,,, lauren lopez’s voice, laur

[incorrectkingkillerquotes]

If Kvothe had a tumblr, he would rant about poetry and the importance of pockets and the haiku bot would reblog every post and he would hate it.

And Denna is the haiku bot. 

[incorrectkingkillerquotes]

Kvothe: Ohhh, you carry glitter in your pocket!!

Auri: I used to carry butterflies but *covers mouth*