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Sāsha (Say-shuh). She/her/hers. 26. Licensed Clinical Social Worker. Grandma energy. Shitposter. Lover of cats. Nerd extraordinaire. I used to run this blog and this one // navigation

[fightforsomething]

I’m now a cute girl with a Master’s degree 💙🧡

[trxy-land]

Help I can't stop playing this game

[kittycomet]

pokopia tutorial sequence

[famefuckeds-deactivated20240921]

Do you guys ever go to concerts and then you're like "oh THIS is why I'm alive."

[jenniferhills]

ummm help?

[tomsmusictaste]

Green Day // Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)

[ohgaylor]

A Place In The World // You’re Own Your Own Kid (all lyric connections)

[sheisobvious]

'Cause there were pages turned with the bridges burned

[nxkdeep]

austen // as it is

[prose-n-scripts]

so I go to animation school now

[calico-and-lace]

please unmute this

[dazzleyourmindseye]

That was… not what I expected it to be but I am delighted

[choatic-bumblebee-agenda]

What did the people of Tumblr ever do to deserve this

We are not worthy

[yes-armageddon-it]

(x)

[stgloria]

I think he almost cried 🥺

[dirntyhoodie]

green day is so funny bc like how the fuck did the living version of a bong that hasn’t been cleaned for months meet a Stickbug in a human disguise AND a man who went to clown school. Insane.

[greengay]

[yes-armageddon-it]

[gravityfallsrockz-deactivated20]

YES!!!!!

[brink182-deactivated20120906]

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it. Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this. There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color. But, hey, at least it tastes good, right? High five, America!

[sensorydeprivationprincess]

oh my god

[lord-smaug-the-impenetrable-dea]

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 2012

[breathdeepseekpeace]

A classic

[caldraws]

this just makes me wanna get some nuggets from mcdonalds for some reason

[mannequia]

the fact op thought they could even get away with that blatant misinformation in the first place when the graphic they used was the fucking Tubby Custard machine amuses me like.

Even if you didn’t know what Teletubbies was that thing does not at all look like something you’d find in a factory, it’s colorful and colors cost extra.

[xsix8990-deactivated20260423]

that’s because OP’s post is a joke

I feel weird that I’m been here long enough to remember the original context–OP is mocking this post:

the picture clearly looks like some sort of strawberry ice cream, so OP did a copypasta of the original text and replaced with picture with something even funnier.

Both posts went around a lot, but it’s funny that the second, mocking post is now being reposted like OP is some kind of idiot instead of a comedic genius

[xsix8990-deactivated20260423]

the original post is actually still here: https://early-onset-of-night-blog.tumblr.com/post/1206666159/say-hello-to-mechanically-separated-chicken-its and apparently the original OP is a satire blog, anyway. So nobody was serious in the whole exchange

Early Onset of Night

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the

[raven-reconciling]

Getting new context for this ancient meme in the year of our lord 2021 is giving me whiplash.

[gholateg]

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