[romansroys]

this isn’t even satire this is true 

[tenmillionpoundsofsludge-deacti]

Gender is fake language is fake frogs are real

[frottinq]

[ohshitsomeonejust]

I was offered a random day off due to an over staffing mistake and took it. I decided to have fun with the pets. I got all ready for work like I normally would and they did their usual job of trying to persuade me not to go and I made a dramatic show of letting them win. They’ve been on a happiness high for the past three hours.

[manbiteshog]

bong joon ho making his oscars kiss (2020)

[nope-deactivated20130709]

hahaha cool i should share that post on google+

[shaxaphone]

cute things to call your girlfriend: 1. sugar  2. honey  3. flour  4. egg  5. 1/2lb butter  6. stir  7. pour into pan  8. preheat to 375°

[tredlocity]

Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one

[tredlocity]

Mood to the max!

[tredlocity]

Tubular af

[memeitism]

groovy, i hate it

[undeadgirlboy]

under communism it will be our chemical romance

[ithelpstodream]

never forget

[n1ghtcrawlers]

[pinklovehearts]

they beat homophobes with that

[autisticexpression]

Kristen Stewart as everyone in Twilight (PG-13 version)

Bella:

Edward:

Carslisle:

Esme:

Keep reading

[grootpoepjeplasjehoofd]

[djzachyb]

[gaycism]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[snapedefender]

idr if percy ever talked about snape in the books, but snape is absolutely percy’s favorite teacher and no one - including snape himself - can understand why

[snapedefender]

ron: why do you even LIKE snape, he’s such a DICK percy

percy: do you know how much that man has revolutionized the potions field? do you know how much i’ve learned under him? he’s a genius and he’s the reason i’m going to get an o on my potions newt, who cares if he’s a dick.

[snapedefender]

snape, after two hours: mr. weasley, it’s past curfew. my office hours ended one and a half hours ago. you have to leave now.

percy weasley, on two hours of sleep and eight cups of coffee: sir i just have one more question–

[bleedcolor]

#ron thinks snape hates him bc he’s harry’s friend but snape actually hates him bc he’s percy’s brother

I love it, I am dying over here.

[blxckberrying]

bi women are allowed to talk about their attraction to men without adding qualifiers.

[blxckberrying]

if you see a bisexual woman being excited about her male crush/partner and feel tempted to say anything that isn’t positive leave her alone.

[unpretty]

julius caesar as just Some Dude is tripping me out

[improbabledreams900]

Cleopatra:

Louis XV:

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

julius caesar yells at the einstein bros. manager daily

cleopatra is writing her PhD thesis and is sick of people undermining her intelligence

louis XV is a business professional currently being investigated by HR

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

more takes from yours truly

nefertiti is a child star who fell from grace but rose again like a pheonix

alexander the great is ***NOT GAY*** and on academic probation

caligula is under investigation by the FBI